Michael Kanarek
@michaelkanarek.bsky.social
Journalist turned geologist. Giant nerd. I can probably Simpsons-quote you under the table. | 🏳️🌈 | he/him | #BLM
The South Park movie. The full theater spontaneously started clapping along to “Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch.”
Magnolia. At a packed screening, when Philip Baker Hall’s character is about to kill himself someone a few seats over says, “Wait, dude, you’re gonna miss the frogs.” (It still makes me laugh.)
Magnolia. At a packed screening, when Philip Baker Hall’s character is about to kill himself someone a few seats over says, “Wait, dude, you’re gonna miss the frogs.” (It still makes me laugh.)
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The South Park movie. The full theater spontaneously started clapping along to “Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch.”
Magnolia. At a packed screening, when Philip Baker Hall’s character is about to kill himself someone a few seats over says, “Wait, dude, you’re gonna miss the frogs.” (It still makes me laugh.)
Magnolia. At a packed screening, when Philip Baker Hall’s character is about to kill himself someone a few seats over says, “Wait, dude, you’re gonna miss the frogs.” (It still makes me laugh.)
I feel attacked.
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I feel attacked.
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Inside you there are two wolves. Both wolves are being visited by three spirits. The spirits all have two ghost-wolves inside them. The ghost-wolves are all being visited by three extra-dead spirits. From there, the math gets upsetting
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Inside you there are two wolves. Both wolves are being visited by three spirits. The spirits all have two ghost-wolves inside them. The ghost-wolves are all being visited by three extra-dead spirits. From there, the math gets upsetting
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
always be there
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
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another mess
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
another mess
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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Let me be clear, in a wild goose chase scenario you would not be chasing the goose
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Let me be clear, in a wild goose chase scenario you would not be chasing the goose
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nobody worry
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
nobody worry
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
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If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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