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Michael Clerx
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I do sums to learn why heart cells beat. Computational biologist. Biological computer. Sometimes does experiments. Whippet owner. Makes bad jokes. He/him.
Was it a 90s thing to drop profundity into the middle of mdma dance tracks? Or is that just what drugs do to you?

Boobs. Beach. Look at her. Listen to me. I'm fucking awesome. Hear that base? Life is demanding, without understanding
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh god. Last year we reached a bunch of milestones in that we (1) had a nice home (2) spent enough time there over the holidays to get a tree. And my wife, who loves pigs, got a fun felt pig tree topper from a small business.

Cue the saddest dog ever.
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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neil (banging out the tunes)
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Did some paintings on my stream tonight and look at these guys just pure vibing
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Spent so much time focussing on the small print, I accidentally accepted a job with really good saladry
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There's funny songs, and then there's bangers with a joke in them
Day 7. Here’s a song for all the lovers out there (watch to the end)
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
People are cool
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Can we all start pretending blue peter is pronounced bloother?
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Couldn't hold it in
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
👇 amazing
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Couldn't hold it in
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
OMG
This is one of my favorite Taskmaster things ever and a great example of what raises it from a good show to a great show. There are so many clever and just very impressive little touches that are so go easy to unnoticed. From set design to music choices it all just works to elevate the whole show.
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Bollocks / Bollix / Bag for life
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Imaging digging up the archeological remains of an archeological museum.
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Dunluce Castle, County Antrim, built around 1500, watercolour by Terry Harrison (1951-2017).
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performs with his metal band at Taiwan-Finland cultural event! 🤘✊️
That's what I call great ambassador
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Frank Gehry (who has died aged 96) was brilliant. Of course, his Guggenheim in Bilbao is stunning but I always remember his beautifully integrated “Dancing House” - ginger and Fred - by the river in Prague.

archjourney.org/wp-content/u...

www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM