Micah Weil is Letting the Monkeys Loose!
@micahweil.bsky.social
Raccoon, visionary, cranky old jackass.
Inheritor of the One True "The End Is Nigh" Sandwich Board
Does not have the stamina for this anymore
Inheritor of the One True "The End Is Nigh" Sandwich Board
Does not have the stamina for this anymore
Pinned
It's 12:30 PM my time, and I've had time at work to reset the old thinker. So, let's do this.
My name is Micah Weil. Raccoon. Non-binary. Inheritor of the one true "The End is Nigh" sandwich board. Exhausted. Have not fucked a couch.
And I am still here. I will continue to be here out of spite. 🧵
My name is Micah Weil. Raccoon. Non-binary. Inheritor of the one true "The End is Nigh" sandwich board. Exhausted. Have not fucked a couch.
And I am still here. I will continue to be here out of spite. 🧵
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“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
Some day, I will finally understand why the absolute worst people in the world idolize Homelander.
On that day, you all have the authority to shoot me.
On that day, you all have the authority to shoot me.
AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Some day, I will finally understand why the absolute worst people in the world idolize Homelander.
On that day, you all have the authority to shoot me.
On that day, you all have the authority to shoot me.
Tiny Crash what lives in my head: "The Goliath is the shell of my signature 'mech, but we both know how this ends. A dust up with one of the Clans, a bit of 'I found it on the floor', and...well...it's your favorite 'mech...and I do represent you in this universe. It's time."
Me: "Very well..."
Me: "Very well..."
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tiny Crash what lives in my head: "The Goliath is the shell of my signature 'mech, but we both know how this ends. A dust up with one of the Clans, a bit of 'I found it on the floor', and...well...it's your favorite 'mech...and I do represent you in this universe. It's time."
Me: "Very well..."
Me: "Very well..."
THIS IS CANON! FITE ME!
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
THIS IS CANON! FITE ME!
Ya know, there are a lot of people who are going to have to be buried in secret when they pass, lest their final resting places be turned into public toilets.
Half of 'em have colossal egos, making this revelation impossible.
Half of 'em have colossal egos, making this revelation impossible.
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ya know, there are a lot of people who are going to have to be buried in secret when they pass, lest their final resting places be turned into public toilets.
Half of 'em have colossal egos, making this revelation impossible.
Half of 'em have colossal egos, making this revelation impossible.
...Discover and American Express are about to have a surge, aren't they?
Thought:
Turning Point USA is funded by Visa and Mastercard — those payment processors appear on its donation page.
Visa and Mastercard are currently censoring art and media for crimes like “having cat ears.”
TPUSA is currently advocating for bullying teachers and children.
1/🧵
Turning Point USA is funded by Visa and Mastercard — those payment processors appear on its donation page.
Visa and Mastercard are currently censoring art and media for crimes like “having cat ears.”
TPUSA is currently advocating for bullying teachers and children.
1/🧵
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
...Discover and American Express are about to have a surge, aren't they?
God...not even Franklin is safe. Who's next?
Is Arthur going to have to stand up and say something?
Is Gullah Gullah Island gonna get bombed?
Will we see Face from Nick fucking Jr. make his glorious return with his new friends, Broken Beer Bottle and Bat with a Nail in it?
Is Arthur going to have to stand up and say something?
Is Gullah Gullah Island gonna get bombed?
Will we see Face from Nick fucking Jr. make his glorious return with his new friends, Broken Beer Bottle and Bat with a Nail in it?
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
God...not even Franklin is safe. Who's next?
Is Arthur going to have to stand up and say something?
Is Gullah Gullah Island gonna get bombed?
Will we see Face from Nick fucking Jr. make his glorious return with his new friends, Broken Beer Bottle and Bat with a Nail in it?
Is Arthur going to have to stand up and say something?
Is Gullah Gullah Island gonna get bombed?
Will we see Face from Nick fucking Jr. make his glorious return with his new friends, Broken Beer Bottle and Bat with a Nail in it?
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TurboTax. Because there’s nothing more American than paying a tax on filing your taxes.
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
TurboTax. Because there’s nothing more American than paying a tax on filing your taxes.
...hmm...
Apparently, I cannot stand having anything but short fingernails...
Apparently, I cannot stand having anything but short fingernails...
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
...hmm...
Apparently, I cannot stand having anything but short fingernails...
Apparently, I cannot stand having anything but short fingernails...
Ugh...today has been a day...and it ain't over yet.
Rest of the week's not on-call, tho, so I have that going for me.
Rest of the week's not on-call, tho, so I have that going for me.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ugh...today has been a day...and it ain't over yet.
Rest of the week's not on-call, tho, so I have that going for me.
Rest of the week's not on-call, tho, so I have that going for me.
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Story of my life.
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Story of my life.
To wit:
I speak glowingly of my mother, despite the fact I can look back at how she raised me and say "yeah, I know I took a little damage from that".
My last bit of contact with my father was yelling at him for tellingvme to "just let Trump do his job", when that "job" was trying to kill the ACA🧵
I speak glowingly of my mother, despite the fact I can look back at how she raised me and say "yeah, I know I took a little damage from that".
My last bit of contact with my father was yelling at him for tellingvme to "just let Trump do his job", when that "job" was trying to kill the ACA🧵
How your kids treat you after 18 is a performance review
Just a quiet, sad little PSA.
If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’
They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.
It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’
They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.
It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
To wit:
I speak glowingly of my mother, despite the fact I can look back at how she raised me and say "yeah, I know I took a little damage from that".
My last bit of contact with my father was yelling at him for tellingvme to "just let Trump do his job", when that "job" was trying to kill the ACA🧵
I speak glowingly of my mother, despite the fact I can look back at how she raised me and say "yeah, I know I took a little damage from that".
My last bit of contact with my father was yelling at him for tellingvme to "just let Trump do his job", when that "job" was trying to kill the ACA🧵
Oh great...not only is my first day back from PTO an on-call shift, but three of the best on our team are out today.
Ugh...let's see who else is out.
*checks. Sees the names of some problem children*
...huh...might not be too bad today. Knock on wood.
Ugh...let's see who else is out.
*checks. Sees the names of some problem children*
...huh...might not be too bad today. Knock on wood.
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Oh great...not only is my first day back from PTO an on-call shift, but three of the best on our team are out today.
Ugh...let's see who else is out.
*checks. Sees the names of some problem children*
...huh...might not be too bad today. Knock on wood.
Ugh...let's see who else is out.
*checks. Sees the names of some problem children*
...huh...might not be too bad today. Knock on wood.
Christ...have we really been fighting this thing for three years?
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Christ...have we really been fighting this thing for three years?
Sitting here watching @lizdye.bsky.social's video on Dr. Phil's latest nonsense and...oh...oh my...
Feel like this is all because Oprah gave him a stage. I hope she answers for it...
Feel like this is all because Oprah gave him a stage. I hope she answers for it...
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sitting here watching @lizdye.bsky.social's video on Dr. Phil's latest nonsense and...oh...oh my...
Feel like this is all because Oprah gave him a stage. I hope she answers for it...
Feel like this is all because Oprah gave him a stage. I hope she answers for it...
Shareholders
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Shareholders
And yet, my teachers violently shit themselves whenever we even GLANCED in wikipedia's general direction. Probably still do.
But the Plagiarized Information Synthesis System is a-okay...
But the Plagiarized Information Synthesis System is a-okay...
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
And yet, my teachers violently shit themselves whenever we even GLANCED in wikipedia's general direction. Probably still do.
But the Plagiarized Information Synthesis System is a-okay...
But the Plagiarized Information Synthesis System is a-okay...
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I'm not fucking with that profanity tally bot because every time one of those goes viral we find out a week later it's using your data to do something like train a machine that sets cats on fire.
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I'm not fucking with that profanity tally bot because every time one of those goes viral we find out a week later it's using your data to do something like train a machine that sets cats on fire.
Ay gurl, lemme see your Plymouth Rocks.
(Sincere apologies to OP and Plymouth)
(Sincere apologies to OP and Plymouth)
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Ay gurl, lemme see your Plymouth Rocks.
(Sincere apologies to OP and Plymouth)
(Sincere apologies to OP and Plymouth)
...well...
An EXTRA Good Morning to the Advertisement-slop companies!
You caught me off guard.
An EXTRA Good Morning to the Advertisement-slop companies!
You caught me off guard.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
...well...
An EXTRA Good Morning to the Advertisement-slop companies!
You caught me off guard.
An EXTRA Good Morning to the Advertisement-slop companies!
You caught me off guard.
David's such a wonderful person, isn't he?
Still, I'm holding out for him putting Rowling through a table.
Still, I'm holding out for him putting Rowling through a table.
Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
David's such a wonderful person, isn't he?
Still, I'm holding out for him putting Rowling through a table.
Still, I'm holding out for him putting Rowling through a table.