Micah Kolding
@micahkolding.bsky.social
Writer, illustrator, and occasional puppetteer. Check out my website for more: https://www.talesfromtheplothole.com/ #resistance
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Dublin LeChat Screams Sleigh Ride at You from Across the Room
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Dublin LeChat wishes you all a very loud and furious holiday season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=knDr...
The Epstein files are gonna be all like, "REDACTED was then heard saying to REDACTED, 'Jeffrey, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Donald J Trump!'"
a cartoon of homer simpson talking on a phone and saying " now that i 'm a teacher "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson talking on a phone and saying " now that i 'm a teacher "
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December 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The Epstein files are gonna be all like, "REDACTED was then heard saying to REDACTED, 'Jeffrey, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Donald J Trump!'"
It looks like the trolls took a cue from Donald today and stopped crying their Crocodile Alcatearz over political violence.
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It looks like the trolls took a cue from Donald today and stopped crying their Crocodile Alcatearz over political violence.
It’s easy to see why Elon has such high regard for AI; Grok is the only entity in his organization that periodically makes sense.
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It’s easy to see why Elon has such high regard for AI; Grok is the only entity in his organization that periodically makes sense.
What are the odd-makers giving on FIFA not having a *second* annual Peace Prize?
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
What are the odd-makers giving on FIFA not having a *second* annual Peace Prize?
“Okay, we’ll give him the made-up award, but only if I don’t have to touch him.”
“Won’t it look pathetic for him to put it on himself?”
“I will grovel, but I WON’T TOUCH HIM!”
“Won’t it look pathetic for him to put it on himself?”
“I will grovel, but I WON’T TOUCH HIM!”
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“Okay, we’ll give him the made-up award, but only if I don’t have to touch him.”
“Won’t it look pathetic for him to put it on himself?”
“I will grovel, but I WON’T TOUCH HIM!”
“Won’t it look pathetic for him to put it on himself?”
“I will grovel, but I WON’T TOUCH HIM!”
I’m pleased to announce that I have won my own personal Peace Prize, as well as my own Stanley Cup, master’s degree in engineering, and Iron Chef award. I’m giving Best Sound Design to the troops, though, because they deserve our respect.
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m pleased to announce that I have won my own personal Peace Prize, as well as my own Stanley Cup, master’s degree in engineering, and Iron Chef award. I’m giving Best Sound Design to the troops, though, because they deserve our respect.
The whole AI boom would come to a very quick end if everyone started pointing out that the easiest jobs for it to eliminate should be in finance.
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The whole AI boom would come to a very quick end if everyone started pointing out that the easiest jobs for it to eliminate should be in finance.
White supremecists like to put up pictures of Audrey Hepbern and say "I challenge you to name a more beautiful actress" as if they're making some sort of point.
Lupitia Nyongo makes Hepburn look like Minnie Mouse, and I didn't even have to go all the way back to the 1960's to think of her.
Lupitia Nyongo makes Hepburn look like Minnie Mouse, and I didn't even have to go all the way back to the 1960's to think of her.
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
White supremecists like to put up pictures of Audrey Hepbern and say "I challenge you to name a more beautiful actress" as if they're making some sort of point.
Lupitia Nyongo makes Hepburn look like Minnie Mouse, and I didn't even have to go all the way back to the 1960's to think of her.
Lupitia Nyongo makes Hepburn look like Minnie Mouse, and I didn't even have to go all the way back to the 1960's to think of her.
Out selling books with Dublin LeChat. Dublin says that you, too, need to buy books right now, or he will explode with rage. www.amazon.com/dp/B09ZVMLVFF
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Out selling books with Dublin LeChat. Dublin says that you, too, need to buy books right now, or he will explode with rage. www.amazon.com/dp/B09ZVMLVFF
Author of Wicked - The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West: "I took a colorful feel-good fairy-tale musical and turned it into a fucked-up story of sex, violence, and evil."
Broadway: "Love it! But what if we got rid of the sex, violence, and evil, and put it to feel-good music?"
Broadway: "Love it! But what if we got rid of the sex, violence, and evil, and put it to feel-good music?"
a woman in a pink dress is holding a wand and the words woo-hoo are on the bottom
Alt: Glinda the Good Witch saying "Woo-hoo!"
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November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Author of Wicked - The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West: "I took a colorful feel-good fairy-tale musical and turned it into a fucked-up story of sex, violence, and evil."
Broadway: "Love it! But what if we got rid of the sex, violence, and evil, and put it to feel-good music?"
Broadway: "Love it! But what if we got rid of the sex, violence, and evil, and put it to feel-good music?"
Dublin LeChat wishes you all a very loud and furious holiday season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=knDr...
Dublin LeChat Screams Sleigh Ride at You from Across the Room
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November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dublin LeChat wishes you all a very loud and furious holiday season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=knDr...
"We the people" and "shall not be infringed" are not even complete sentences, yet they're definitely the only parts of the Constitution that millions of Americans know.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"We the people" and "shall not be infringed" are not even complete sentences, yet they're definitely the only parts of the Constitution that millions of Americans know.
This is naked Kremlin propaganda.
"The will of the majority is mob rule! Two wolves and a sheep voting for what to have for dinner!"
The people don't want to *eat* you, dumbass. Cannibals are in a minority, and would only get to eat you if you submit to the will of the few, as you're advocating.
"The will of the majority is mob rule! Two wolves and a sheep voting for what to have for dinner!"
The people don't want to *eat* you, dumbass. Cannibals are in a minority, and would only get to eat you if you submit to the will of the few, as you're advocating.
From the Constitution Section Four, says every state gets a Republican Form of Government-guess what, that's code for republic, not some mob-rule democracy
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This is naked Kremlin propaganda.
"The will of the majority is mob rule! Two wolves and a sheep voting for what to have for dinner!"
The people don't want to *eat* you, dumbass. Cannibals are in a minority, and would only get to eat you if you submit to the will of the few, as you're advocating.
"The will of the majority is mob rule! Two wolves and a sheep voting for what to have for dinner!"
The people don't want to *eat* you, dumbass. Cannibals are in a minority, and would only get to eat you if you submit to the will of the few, as you're advocating.
Until such a time as they turn thirteen, I'll just tell my kids that this is how the second Trump presidency played out:
miss piggy and kermit the frog are sitting at a table and kermit is saying well piggy sometimes the truth hurts
Alt: miss piggy and kermit the frog are sitting at a table and kermit is saying well piggy sometimes the truth hurts
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November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Until such a time as they turn thirteen, I'll just tell my kids that this is how the second Trump presidency played out:
Assaulting a 15-year-old is only better than assaulting a 5-year-old in the same way that being tampled by twenty elephants is better than being trampled by twenty-four elephants.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Assaulting a 15-year-old is only better than assaulting a 5-year-old in the same way that being tampled by twenty elephants is better than being trampled by twenty-four elephants.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
"Trust me, we'll jack tariffs to the moon, and then if the Epstein thing gets out, we'll have an easy way to bring down prices and make everyone forget about it!"
~Somebody, somewhere, probably
~Somebody, somewhere, probably
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"Trust me, we'll jack tariffs to the moon, and then if the Epstein thing gets out, we'll have an easy way to bring down prices and make everyone forget about it!"
~Somebody, somewhere, probably
~Somebody, somewhere, probably
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Epstein's not going away, you festering buckets of Nazi tears.
November 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Epstein's not going away, you festering buckets of Nazi tears.
MAGAs a week ago: “What about Clinton? 😂😂”
MAGAs now: “stoptalkingaboutclintonffsitsnotfunny”
MAGAs now: “stoptalkingaboutclintonffsitsnotfunny”
I advice MAGAtards to accept the Bill Clinton theory..
The alternative is worse.. 🤣
The alternative is worse.. 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
MAGAs a week ago: “What about Clinton? 😂😂”
MAGAs now: “stoptalkingaboutclintonffsitsnotfunny”
MAGAs now: “stoptalkingaboutclintonffsitsnotfunny”
If Megyn Kelly wants to make the argument that Donald is, like, the BEST kind of child-molester, let's print that on a trophy and ship it off to the White House.
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If Megyn Kelly wants to make the argument that Donald is, like, the BEST kind of child-molester, let's print that on a trophy and ship it off to the White House.
Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t grab underage sex slaves!
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t grab underage sex slaves!
Let's dare our politicians to lift all taxes on actual earned wages and only tax the unearned money like capital gains, rent, inheritance, and gambling winnings.
Ya know, all of the ways that the rich people who pontificate about "hard work" actually got rich.
Ya know, all of the ways that the rich people who pontificate about "hard work" actually got rich.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Let's dare our politicians to lift all taxes on actual earned wages and only tax the unearned money like capital gains, rent, inheritance, and gambling winnings.
Ya know, all of the ways that the rich people who pontificate about "hard work" actually got rich.
Ya know, all of the ways that the rich people who pontificate about "hard work" actually got rich.
I feel like he's been saying the word "trillions" a lot more lately.
I think somebody's green with envy over his fellow joyless plutocrat.
I think somebody's green with envy over his fellow joyless plutocrat.
Translation: he has no idea how insurance works
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I feel like he's been saying the word "trillions" a lot more lately.
I think somebody's green with envy over his fellow joyless plutocrat.
I think somebody's green with envy over his fellow joyless plutocrat.