Micah Kolding
@micahkolding.bsky.social
Writer, illustrator, and occasional puppetteer. Check out my website for more: https://www.talesfromtheplothole.com/ #resistance
Saturday's Powerball number was 16, not 6.
I remember, because I got $4 off of it.
I remember, because I got $4 off of it.
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Saturday's Powerball number was 16, not 6.
I remember, because I got $4 off of it.
I remember, because I got $4 off of it.
Yeah, that was definitely the moment that first blew everyone's minds.
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Yeah, that was definitely the moment that first blew everyone's minds.
Except that none of that is true, and stolen classified files were found at Donald's house.
Go get a real job before Putin slashes your troll farm's budget.
Go get a real job before Putin slashes your troll farm's budget.
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Except that none of that is true, and stolen classified files were found at Donald's house.
Go get a real job before Putin slashes your troll farm's budget.
Go get a real job before Putin slashes your troll farm's budget.
How is it that you so incredibly don't understand that pop culture reference?
Could it be that you're one of the two thirds of Donald's online dancing poodles that don't actually live in America?
Could it be that you're one of the two thirds of Donald's online dancing poodles that don't actually live in America?
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
How is it that you so incredibly don't understand that pop culture reference?
Could it be that you're one of the two thirds of Donald's online dancing poodles that don't actually live in America?
Could it be that you're one of the two thirds of Donald's online dancing poodles that don't actually live in America?
Not quite; there are some CGI elements in the Little Mermaid and Oliver and Company, at least.
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Not quite; there are some CGI elements in the Little Mermaid and Oliver and Company, at least.
I question whether Donald truly does "know better", though.
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I question whether Donald truly does "know better", though.
Pretty sure that guy doesn't read books.
December 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Pretty sure that guy doesn't read books.
I think he envies pencils for their girth.
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I think he envies pencils for their girth.
He probably doesn’t know that Washington State is different from Washington DC.
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
He probably doesn’t know that Washington State is different from Washington DC.
When he thought that groceries was an old-fashioned word, the chance for this headline to function as a joke was lost.
And what is his problem with pencils? This is his second time telling us to limit our pencil consumption.
And what is his problem with pencils? This is his second time telling us to limit our pencil consumption.
December 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When he thought that groceries was an old-fashioned word, the chance for this headline to function as a joke was lost.
And what is his problem with pencils? This is his second time telling us to limit our pencil consumption.
And what is his problem with pencils? This is his second time telling us to limit our pencil consumption.
The only thing people buy from Tesla is stock.
That should end well.
That should end well.
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The only thing people buy from Tesla is stock.
That should end well.
That should end well.
Branson? That's disappointing; I was hoping there would be at least one decent billionaire out there.
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Branson? That's disappointing; I was hoping there would be at least one decent billionaire out there.
Well, this, and probably a lot of other stuff.
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Well, this, and probably a lot of other stuff.
No need to tell me. There are the ones who think we live under a dome, ones who think it's an infinite plane, ones who think we're on a mound, or in a crater on an asteroid... They really should just scream at each other and leave the rest of the planet alone.
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
No need to tell me. There are the ones who think we live under a dome, ones who think it's an infinite plane, ones who think we're on a mound, or in a crater on an asteroid... They really should just scream at each other and leave the rest of the planet alone.
I've seen them claim that the sun's orbit gets wider to change the season.
There's a lot of different schools of thought, but none of them work in the real world.
There's a lot of different schools of thought, but none of them work in the real world.
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I've seen them claim that the sun's orbit gets wider to change the season.
There's a lot of different schools of thought, but none of them work in the real world.
There's a lot of different schools of thought, but none of them work in the real world.
He's no more an architect than Mister Costanza here:
a man wearing glasses and a suit is talking about being an architect .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is talking about being an architect .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
He's no more an architect than Mister Costanza here:
Kirk was just some troll who was relevant only to the US; was he ever seriously in the running?
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Kirk was just some troll who was relevant only to the US; was he ever seriously in the running?
From what I've seen, it's a high percentage.
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
From what I've seen, it's a high percentage.
Most say it's contained by an "ice wall" or a dome.
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Most say it's contained by an "ice wall" or a dome.
Yeah; they believe we're on a "flat, stationary" planet, and the logical hoops they need to leap to in order to make this work are astounding.
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yeah; they believe we're on a "flat, stationary" planet, and the logical hoops they need to leap to in order to make this work are astounding.
The flerfer explanation for this is an absolute fever dream; they largely think that the sun moves in a circle above the planet, and that sunsets are an optical illusion caused by a magical "vanishing point" on the horizon.
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The flerfer explanation for this is an absolute fever dream; they largely think that the sun moves in a circle above the planet, and that sunsets are an optical illusion caused by a magical "vanishing point" on the horizon.
Always remember:
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Always remember:
Tell that to the felon child rapist in the White House and his semi-literate pack of extrajudicial thugs.
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Tell that to the felon child rapist in the White House and his semi-literate pack of extrajudicial thugs.