Michael Gene Frazier
@mffrazie.bsky.social
Semi- public intellectual, expat Kentuckian
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“Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.”
Star Wars Quotes That I, a Federal Employee, Would Like to Say to Elon Musk
“Let go of your hate.” “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.” “Some day you’re gonna be wrong; I just hope I’m there to see it.” “Wh...
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March 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.”
Valet will ich dir geben = I will give a deer to the valet
Wie bist du, Seele = How are you, seal?
Christus, der uns selig macht = Christ, make us a salad
(Happy birthday, Bach!)
Wie bist du, Seele = How are you, seal?
Christus, der uns selig macht = Christ, make us a salad
(Happy birthday, Bach!)
Titles of Bach Chorales, as Translated by My Niece After One Semester of German
Valet will ich dir geben I will give a deer to the valet Kommt, Seelen, dieser Tag Come, seals, this day Wie bist du, Seele How are you, seal? Chri...
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March 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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"Now, information about nearly every dollar the government spends will be publicly available to every American citizen, as it has been for decades."
Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
Under President Trump’s bold leadership, his administration is ushering in a new era of financial transparency in government. I’ve long wondered wh...
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February 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"Now, information about nearly every dollar the government spends will be publicly available to every American citizen, as it has been for decades."
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"Today, we make a promise. A promise to every moron that was a little too intelligent for the Wall Street Journal, to every idiot that will go write for the Federalist if they don’t get hired by us. To you, we say: welcome."
In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
Here at the New York Times, we believe that all sides of the story should be tolerated and explored, from white supremacists being actually kinda c...
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February 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"Today, we make a promise. A promise to every moron that was a little too intelligent for the Wall Street Journal, to every idiot that will go write for the Federalist if they don’t get hired by us. To you, we say: welcome."
February 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
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February 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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"For science purposes, 'women' are likewise defined as large reproductive cells encased in sexy hourglass meat globs."
Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope
“An executive order President Donald Trump signed on his first day back in office offers a new federal government definition of the sexes that coul...
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January 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"For science purposes, 'women' are likewise defined as large reproductive cells encased in sexy hourglass meat globs."
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BEWARE THE TECHNOZOMBIE APOCALYPSE:
Elon Musk’s stormtroopers are hollowing out and replacing the innards of the DOJ, FBI, Office of Personnel Management, Treasury Department, and dozens of other federal agencies with technocrats loyal to him and his frontman Donald Trump.
It’s an inside coup.
Elon Musk’s stormtroopers are hollowing out and replacing the innards of the DOJ, FBI, Office of Personnel Management, Treasury Department, and dozens of other federal agencies with technocrats loyal to him and his frontman Donald Trump.
It’s an inside coup.
February 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
BEWARE THE TECHNOZOMBIE APOCALYPSE:
Elon Musk’s stormtroopers are hollowing out and replacing the innards of the DOJ, FBI, Office of Personnel Management, Treasury Department, and dozens of other federal agencies with technocrats loyal to him and his frontman Donald Trump.
It’s an inside coup.
Elon Musk’s stormtroopers are hollowing out and replacing the innards of the DOJ, FBI, Office of Personnel Management, Treasury Department, and dozens of other federal agencies with technocrats loyal to him and his frontman Donald Trump.
It’s an inside coup.
In Maclean’s triune brain theory the reptilian brain is the brain that runs on aggression and dominance. This is the Trump presidency in a nutshell. Enough brains to fight but too stupid for anything else
January 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
In Maclean’s triune brain theory the reptilian brain is the brain that runs on aggression and dominance. This is the Trump presidency in a nutshell. Enough brains to fight but too stupid for anything else
It seems that historical introspection is not a thing anymore. All the rage and political and cultural grievance only goes back to 2010
January 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It seems that historical introspection is not a thing anymore. All the rage and political and cultural grievance only goes back to 2010
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"Do not allow your child to go to Hudson University."
Parenting Tips I Learned from Law & Order: SVU
Do not enroll your child in a private school. He/she will become a self-entitled sociopath. Do not allow your child to go to Hudson University. Do ...
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January 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Do not allow your child to go to Hudson University."
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Rudolph laughed.
He laughed at the outdated traditions, the belief that the greatest achievement in any reindeer’s life was to serve Santa’s whims. Why?
He did not regret being expelled from the reindeer games. His only mistake was not leaving sooner.
He laughed at the outdated traditions, the belief that the greatest achievement in any reindeer’s life was to serve Santa’s whims. Why?
He did not regret being expelled from the reindeer games. His only mistake was not leaving sooner.
Ayn Rand Writes Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Rudolph laughed. He laughed at the outdated traditions, the belief that the greatest achievement in any reindeer’s life was to serve Santa’s whims....
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December 14, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Rudolph laughed.
He laughed at the outdated traditions, the belief that the greatest achievement in any reindeer’s life was to serve Santa’s whims. Why?
He did not regret being expelled from the reindeer games. His only mistake was not leaving sooner.
He laughed at the outdated traditions, the belief that the greatest achievement in any reindeer’s life was to serve Santa’s whims. Why?
He did not regret being expelled from the reindeer games. His only mistake was not leaving sooner.
I’ve come to fully understand my self has being high functioning autistic with adhd. It explains soo much
December 13, 2024 at 10:07 PM
I’ve come to fully understand my self has being high functioning autistic with adhd. It explains soo much
Give this playlist a listen: Houndmouth Louisville 11/16/24
December 8, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Give this playlist a listen: Houndmouth Louisville 11/16/24
December 4, 2024 at 2:23 PM
"Rather than attempt to read between the lines of the latest email from the Subdean for Academic Affairs, simply click on the ADMINISTRATOR LANGUAGE DETECTED icon to reveal the message in English and determine the threat level to your department, program, or mental health."
Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
We are thrilled to announce that Google Translate has recently added “Deanspeak” to its suite of language-detection tools. In addition to offering ...
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December 3, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I have for the past two years have lived in the here and now and am hopeful for the future. Not simply dwelling in the past
Hi friends. Where do you find hope these days?
For me? It’s the stars.
If you see this, quote share it with what you find to be most hopeful in your life.
For me? It’s the stars.
If you see this, quote share it with what you find to be most hopeful in your life.
December 3, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I have for the past two years have lived in the here and now and am hopeful for the future. Not simply dwelling in the past
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"References (attached) say I’m a 'Renaissance Man,' an unsurpassed polymath, the most curious man who ever lived. But the title I covet most is customer service associate." — Kent Jones in @mcsweeneys.net today www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/leo...
#BlackFriday
#BlackFriday
Leonardo Da Vinci Seeks Part-Time Holiday Position at Hobby Lobby
Dear Hiring Manager,
I am excited to apply for a seasonal position at Hobby Lobby. The holidays are a time of joy, and I look forward to creating a...
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November 29, 2024 at 3:59 PM
"References (attached) say I’m a 'Renaissance Man,' an unsurpassed polymath, the most curious man who ever lived. But the title I covet most is customer service associate." — Kent Jones in @mcsweeneys.net today www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/leo...
#BlackFriday
#BlackFriday
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Striking Massachusetts public school teachers stage a sit-in this week at the lobby of Marblehead High as the school committee arrived for bargaining. Music teachers led a chorus of songs including “Solidarity Forever" and "This Little Light of Mine."
Video: Marblehead Education Association 🧵 1/5
Video: Marblehead Education Association 🧵 1/5
November 22, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Striking Massachusetts public school teachers stage a sit-in this week at the lobby of Marblehead High as the school committee arrived for bargaining. Music teachers led a chorus of songs including “Solidarity Forever" and "This Little Light of Mine."
Video: Marblehead Education Association 🧵 1/5
Video: Marblehead Education Association 🧵 1/5
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The arc of the moral universe has passed the same Pizza Hut three times. It can’t read a map for shit.
The arc of the moral universe is rocking back and forth in the bathtub.
The arc of the moral universe is out of ideas.
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The arc of the moral universe is rocking back and forth in the bathtub.
The arc of the moral universe is out of ideas.
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Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
“The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.”
— Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
- - -The arc of the moral universe is feeling ...
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November 10, 2024 at 2:30 PM
The arc of the moral universe has passed the same Pizza Hut three times. It can’t read a map for shit.
The arc of the moral universe is rocking back and forth in the bathtub.
The arc of the moral universe is out of ideas.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/upd...
The arc of the moral universe is rocking back and forth in the bathtub.
The arc of the moral universe is out of ideas.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/upd...