ferdinand von 🐍
@metallicsweet.bsky.social
Rachel ❧ 30s ❧ they/no pronouns ❧ 18↑ ❧ https://archiveofourown.org/users/Metallic_Sweet
I want to write fic! Not call insurance! Not go to the bank! Not send emails!! There’s more important documentation (fic) to do!!!
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I want to write fic! Not call insurance! Not go to the bank! Not send emails!! There’s more important documentation (fic) to do!!!
AI search will never match the power of a late 90s/early 00s kid expertly searching Geocities and Yahoo Clubs for the missing three pages in a random chapter of Naruto or Inu-Yasha
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
AI search will never match the power of a late 90s/early 00s kid expertly searching Geocities and Yahoo Clubs for the missing three pages in a random chapter of Naruto or Inu-Yasha
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reading my old fics is like [fine sentence that makes me feel like i’m reading a normal fic][cringe sentence][typo][sentence so good that idk if i could write something that good now][sentence so annoying i want to throw something at myself][piece of characterization i don’t agree w anymore][typo]
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
reading my old fics is like [fine sentence that makes me feel like i’m reading a normal fic][cringe sentence][typo][sentence so good that idk if i could write something that good now][sentence so annoying i want to throw something at myself][piece of characterization i don’t agree w anymore][typo]
grateful to have a job but honestly bummed to be trapped in the capitalist machine
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
grateful to have a job but honestly bummed to be trapped in the capitalist machine
Mooncake are underrated drunk food. Carb heavy. Sweet af. Full of fat. Satisfying.
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mooncake are underrated drunk food. Carb heavy. Sweet af. Full of fat. Satisfying.
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Every time I see a clip of that Fortnite event with all the IP characters together like it’s Endgame or Ready Player One, I think back to this panel from a Thor comic and wonder how it got past editorial since it’s the writer clearly implicating their own company along with every other one too.
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every time I see a clip of that Fortnite event with all the IP characters together like it’s Endgame or Ready Player One, I think back to this panel from a Thor comic and wonder how it got past editorial since it’s the writer clearly implicating their own company along with every other one too.
I was joking around with some friends and we got onto love languages. Mine are quality time and acts of service (in that order), and, through some ribbing, I realised my dog is the same, and I feel warm and fuzzy
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I was joking around with some friends and we got onto love languages. Mine are quality time and acts of service (in that order), and, through some ribbing, I realised my dog is the same, and I feel warm and fuzzy
Dee Dee looking at me like I’ve lost my mind because I put on one of her light up collars because my light coloured walking clothes are dirty and it’s dark out, and I’m like, look, it’s multipurpose
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dee Dee looking at me like I’ve lost my mind because I put on one of her light up collars because my light coloured walking clothes are dirty and it’s dark out, and I’m like, look, it’s multipurpose
Me, after cooking for most of the day: I could really go for Jollibee spaghetti
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Me, after cooking for most of the day: I could really go for Jollibee spaghetti
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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It’s here! Huge sitewise discounts for my biggest sale of the year! I've also stocked new items.
Some new items to expect: (imgs below!)
- Riso Memo Pads
- Riso Greeting Cards
- Deltarune Keychains and Charms
Find my shop here: www.durianne.art
Some new items to expect: (imgs below!)
- Riso Memo Pads
- Riso Greeting Cards
- Deltarune Keychains and Charms
Find my shop here: www.durianne.art
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s here! Huge sitewise discounts for my biggest sale of the year! I've also stocked new items.
Some new items to expect: (imgs below!)
- Riso Memo Pads
- Riso Greeting Cards
- Deltarune Keychains and Charms
Find my shop here: www.durianne.art
Some new items to expect: (imgs below!)
- Riso Memo Pads
- Riso Greeting Cards
- Deltarune Keychains and Charms
Find my shop here: www.durianne.art
me, reading Silver Elite: this is like horny hunger games, which is a vibe, I guess
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
me, reading Silver Elite: this is like horny hunger games, which is a vibe, I guess
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November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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without you i’m weak
happy birthday marianne ♥️
happy birthday marianne ♥️
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
without you i’m weak
happy birthday marianne ♥️
happy birthday marianne ♥️
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Pages 4-6/?
Introducing Gallus and Agrippa!
Introducing Gallus and Agrippa!
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Pages 4-6/?
Introducing Gallus and Agrippa!
Introducing Gallus and Agrippa!
Building my first LEGO Botanical set and I’m having the realisation that this is probably much easier for someone who isn’t dyslexic
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Building my first LEGO Botanical set and I’m having the realisation that this is probably much easier for someone who isn’t dyslexic
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read wha read wha read wha
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
read wha read wha read wha
Me, trying to build a scene: I want this town to have trees
Me, 1 hour later looking at how to grow specific trees:
Me, 1 hour later looking at how to grow specific trees:
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Me, trying to build a scene: I want this town to have trees
Me, 1 hour later looking at how to grow specific trees:
Me, 1 hour later looking at how to grow specific trees:
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Ghostly dance #rabbitfollydraws #art
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Ghostly dance #rabbitfollydraws #art
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I just know crazy shit happened on this thing
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I just know crazy shit happened on this thing
These two days at work have been an exercise in patience I really do not have
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
These two days at work have been an exercise in patience I really do not have
having adult money means having adult bills but there is a certain pleasure in being able to be the cool adult who buys the holiday gifts for the kids
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
having adult money means having adult bills but there is a certain pleasure in being able to be the cool adult who buys the holiday gifts for the kids