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Hattie McHatterson
@metalfreakneo.bsky.social
QA engineer & aspiring tech billionaire.
Writes & draws to manage #OCD & #anxiety.
Old enough to know Duke Nukem.
Young enough to call out the greedy boomers
BLOODY HELL! I SOUND LIKE A FVCKING NUN! UNACCEPTABLE!
@metalfreakneo.bsky.social has swears! They've used 167 profanities in their last 1,111 posts.

🥇 "bloody" (58 times)
🥈 "hell" (34 times)
🥉 "balls" (19 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@profanity.accountant
DO YOUR THANG AND CRAWL MY FEED LIKE A SPIDER!
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
NO THANK YOU!
AJR - Weak (Official Video)
YouTube video by AJR
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November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
In four minutes, I'll be older, pettier, and more difficult to deal with!
YEYE!
an orange with a face on it and the website gagfilms.com in the bottom right corner
ALT: an orange with a face on it and the website gagfilms.com in the bottom right corner
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November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I'll still love this woman just the same and would keep wondering how life would get better if I could just do better and TAKE A CRAZY CHANCE if and when I'll be 68 🤣
Why Not
YouTube video by Hilary Duff - Topic
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November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Reposted by Hattie McHatterson
I needed to know this.
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Is it still called EARWORM when you wake up with a congested nose and certain song, that you haven't listened to in a long while keeps ringing in your ear?
Also, I don't almost understand any of the words except Venella, which means MOON.
Chuttamalle Audio Song | Devara | NTR | Janhvi Kapoor | Anirudh Ravichander | Shilpa Rao | 27 Sep
YouTube video by T-Series Telugu
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November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Cocoa lemon
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
NEEEEEEEED
I had to🔥♥️
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Reposted by Hattie McHatterson
I feel like Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are taking their roles in The Hunger Games too literally
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Myopic manatee is helluva snark
J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. Epic Rap Battles of History
YouTube video by ERB
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November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Not really visible but I did add some raw, chopped onions to my green salad for lunch today. Doesn't sound like a big deal of course, but it is for me. When I was a kid, I could eat raw onion without any issue. But since my 20s, I get acidic burps when I chew on raw onions. It's weird.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I guess this is my most favorite of all ERBs
Artists vs TMNT. Epic Rap Battles of History
YouTube video by ERB
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Vienna roast suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
BAD INVESTMENT!
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The season of @schmoyoho.bsky.social is ahead!
Home Alone: The Song
YouTube video by schmoyoho
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Aunt made pizza for dinner because her kids' finals were done!
EARLY BREAKFAST FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ze brekkie and ze broke the hell out of it beech
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
🙃
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It'd be friggin funny if he was actually singing THIS!
This song is titled International Begging Anthem 🤣 :

'আল্লাহর ওয়াস্তে দুইডা ভিক্ষা দ্যান গো মা!
আল্লাহর ওয়াস্তে দুইডা ভিক্ষা দ্যান গো মাআআআআআ!
আমি অন্ধ ফকির বাবা!
চোখে দেখিনা হাবা গোবা!
ভাঙা লাডি ফুডা ছালা!
হাতে হারিক্যান পিঠে ঝোলা!
আল্লাহর ওয়াস্তে দুইডা ভিক্ষা দ্যান গো মা!'
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegría y cosa' güena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
EHHH Macarena
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
below this layer there's hella lot of steamed and stir fried veggies ^_^
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Reposted by Hattie McHatterson
boatse
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by Hattie McHatterson
New Judas Priestcast!! We have on @metalkevin.bsky.social to discuss 1990 and we have a great time. We go off on how great that year is

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...
S5-EP7 1990 Madness with Bill Peters
Podcast Episode · Judas Priestcast · 11/21/2025 · 2h 28m
podcasts.apple.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
ABSOBLOODYLUTELYYYYYYYYY!!!!
I say again. Test Cricket is the pinnacle of professional sport.
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Bloody screens
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I wish I could be more like Cheshire Cat
cheshire cat from alice in wonderland is smiling and laying down
ALT: cheshire cat from alice in wonderland is smiling and laying down
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November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM