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eloïse
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here i am again -_- | she/her
i'm starting to believe crofty can't actually control the puns it's a nervous tic or smth
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
the 2025 world drivers' champion if he was welsh: llandudno norris
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Brundle sounding like he genuinely sincerely believes in the commentator’s curse
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
we need stage cautions in f1
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
it is actually wild how as a guy with a background in radio commentary david croft can't identify a driver by their helmet
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
can't make fun of any of the takes i'm seeing bcuz i wholeheartedly defended lewis hamilton just ignoring turn 7 in 2021, season finale brain is a potent thing
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
completely fine from both parties i'm sure both teams will be begging the stewards to investigate but that was fine
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
tsunoda is about to hit the most egregious brake test of all time
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
oh well thankfully there's no precedent for a poorly timed pitstop in abu dhabi derailing a championship campaign
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
lando norris probably the most likely driver on the grid to listen to bladee
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i don't expect leclerc having race pace was in the plan
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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That looked...kinda choreographed, if you ask me. F1 cars can't usually overtake at T9, especially without DRS.
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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“You see the transgenders were simply fooled into thinking they had a place in our society they should simply have realised they are an unwanted underclass and stayed in the closet those poor fools”
Kishwer Falkner in The Times talking about the rights of "biological people". As compared to trans people, who are, of course, non-biological.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
the first title battle i've ever seen where i'm completely fine with any of these 3 winning
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
it's a shame they waited 12 years to make this circuit the way they obviously should have the whole time because i quite like this layout
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
does lewis hamilton's ferrari contract stipulate a lithium prescription
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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"Woah. That is a surprise. My lap...I nearly aborted it 5 times. I was doing rally."

#CLRadio
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
this is the best rookie class i've ever seen for sure
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
smoke too many blunts i need an oscar piashtray
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
it's so funny how saying 67 is like the nuclear option to make everyone in a room hate you
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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ALFA ROMEO WERE ON STRIKE EVERY OTHER WEEK!

LIFE DIDN’T EVER DO ANY WORK!

BRING BACK REAL ITALIAN TEAMS
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
we need to smash the bourgeois institution of "ferrari" and install an italian racing team of the proletariat
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
if u ever vote for this party again pls never speak to me
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
playing daily games while listening to kraftwerk is autistic girl enrichment
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM