Meister Shake
@meistershake.bsky.social
Toy Artistry, Monster Kid & Film Appreciation. General Fuckery and Assorted Smartassery.
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Meister Shake
@meistershake.bsky.social
· Aug 30
A Muppet version of Friday The 13th but the only human people are Steve Christy and Sandy the waitress. Everyone else is a Muppet.
Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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Last time we got snow I wasn’t prepared. Today I was. I’m full on bathtubbing with my toys outside.
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Last time we got snow I wasn’t prepared. Today I was. I’m full on bathtubbing with my toys outside.
Here come the Horsemen shills.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Here come the Horsemen shills.
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In terms of sales, this is the worst Black Friday I've ever seen. From here on out, just call this shit "Gray Friday".
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
In terms of sales, this is the worst Black Friday I've ever seen. From here on out, just call this shit "Gray Friday".
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
Turkey Day Shenanigans have begun.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Turkey Day Shenanigans have begun.
This some poor-ass design. The hair won't go over the bag so she's always looking the wrong way. Another winner from @super7store
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This some poor-ass design. The hair won't go over the bag so she's always looking the wrong way. Another winner from @super7store
Brian Flynn @super7store being genuinely shocked that a wave of all new fan-demanded characters sold better than repaints is truly an illustration of how much of an idiot he is.
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Brian Flynn @super7store being genuinely shocked that a wave of all new fan-demanded characters sold better than repaints is truly an illustration of how much of an idiot he is.
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
This movie was a half hour too long. SO much exposition. Not enough Amelia.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This movie was a half hour too long. SO much exposition. Not enough Amelia.
One thing a lot of reviewers are missing is that Mule has a flip down control panel.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
One thing a lot of reviewers are missing is that Mule has a flip down control panel.
This figure sucks.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This figure sucks.
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
@fakeeyes.bsky.social Hey does your wolf trooper not fit on the stand? Mines feet holes are too small.
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
@fakeeyes.bsky.social Hey does your wolf trooper not fit on the stand? Mines feet holes are too small.
Watching the new @ArrowFilmsVideo 4K of Ms. 45 and it's stunning what a smokeshow Zoe Lund was despite being a Heroin addict. This movie rules.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Watching the new @ArrowFilmsVideo 4K of Ms. 45 and it's stunning what a smokeshow Zoe Lund was despite being a Heroin addict. This movie rules.
When I had money, you couldn't get this thing. Now I got no money and you can easily get this thing. Damn you Disney.
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
When I had money, you couldn't get this thing. Now I got no money and you can easily get this thing. Damn you Disney.
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