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Megan

@megyaps.bsky.social

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A petty stubborn hater that doesn’t quit but also immediately feels bad because anxiety, yay. Also, 89% unserious most days.

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · Nov 30

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Eric Topol @erictopol.bsky.social · 7h

Longer walks linked with less mortality and cardiovascular risk compared with short bouts of physical activity
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Step Accumulation Patterns and Risk for Cardiovascular Events and Mortality Among Suboptimally Active Adults | Annals of Internal Medicine

Background: Although physical activity recommendations increasingly consider daily step counts, it remains unclear whether step accumulation patterns—short versus sustained longer bouts—affect associa...

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 7h

I am a petty hater so. I naturally am rooting against anything tied to Drake.

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 7h

“I want to go to sleep as soon as possible” - Ohtani
bitch, me too.

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 7h

Are those veneers or baby was he born that way ?

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 7h

Literally felt like that was gonna happen. Idk how or why…it was weird.

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 8h

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 8h

I need an excuse note at this point for work. Who is writing it?

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 8h

Do the local news people at Fox get to go home or do they sleep in the studio at this point? #worldseries

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 8h

Make it fun. Nickelodeon, add some slime like they do with ze American football

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 8h

I hate all these shows and the commercials now. Give me something else

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 8h

Was the the boy meets world dude in the stands? I think he is controversial so he doesn’t get his name here…I also forgot it. Plus, I could be wrong…

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 8h

…I am SpongeBob

a cartoon of spongebob sitting in a chair with the words " ight imma head out " on the bottom

Alt: a cartoon of spongebob sitting in a chair with the words " ight imma head out " on the bottom

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 9h

I was going to make another Rockies joke. But let me leave them alone. They don’t even go here….i didn’t mean to do that. But…it’s lil one

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 9h

I thought I would solve my sudoku before the game was over…but I give up.

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 9h

lol I hope they are at least funny like that progressive commercial singing about a dog park

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 9h

It is kinda crazy how they just do a filter on the mound (for baseball) or the court (for basketball) now for ads for companies. They just switch it out every now and then.

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Film Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · 10h

Happy birthday to the iconic Julia Roberts!

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 10h

These teams are catching and throwing too well. It’s like they practice or something.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 10h

For real prayers for Jamaica

Steve Bowen @stevebowen.bsky.social · 12h

What we're witnessing with #Melissa is ultra rare in the history of known hurricanes in the Atlantic. This level of sustained intensity and feasting on every joule of ocean heat content without any real disruption is incredible.

Not hyperbole: Jamaica is facing a generational catastrophic event.

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 10h

Guys. I’m very unserious. I just found out it funny. Let a Rockies “fan” live, okay. We got one World Series and we saw how that went *cries*

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 10h

Why did he hit him in his no no zone to tag him out? #worldseries

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 10h

Clearly, this thread is proof I need help. Which is okaaaayyyyyyy (or so I keep telling myself)

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 10h

Who needs a therapist when I can roast myself and point out my own stupidity.

We call that “reflection” and/or “introspection” if you’re fancy.

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 10h

“And…no one is saying you’re doing anything wrong…? And…they’re actually supporting you even when you make mistakes? And…they also praise you for doing so well…but…you’re still stressed…?”

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 11h

“Sooo, you’re doing your job and you’re stressed and anxious about it?”
Me - “well, I never said I made sense, but yes…”