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· May 4
i’m the kind of girl that is mb
i will not be posting photos from 2016. thank you for your understanding.
January 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
i will not be posting photos from 2016. thank you for your understanding.
a few recent photos of @ultraviolet.gay i posted to @glass.photo and a bonus hand pic for you freaks. ♥️
glass.photo/mbbischoff
glass.photo/mbbischoff
January 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
a few recent photos of @ultraviolet.gay i posted to @glass.photo and a bonus hand pic for you freaks. ♥️
glass.photo/mbbischoff
glass.photo/mbbischoff
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You should purchase this beautiful magazine of trans photography. My photographs are included in it, including several that haven’t appeared anywhere else, and they’re truly some of my favorites. I’m really looking forward to seeing everyone else’s work. 💛
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
You should purchase this beautiful magazine of trans photography. My photographs are included in it, including several that haven’t appeared anywhere else, and they’re truly some of my favorites. I’m really looking forward to seeing everyone else’s work. 💛
my girlfriend @ultraviolet.gay has photographs in this magazine. you should purchase a copy because they are beautiful photographs. 💛💜
January 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
my girlfriend @ultraviolet.gay has photographs in this magazine. you should purchase a copy because they are beautiful photographs. 💛💜
Camera Selfies — Glass
Oh, hey you! 👀
glass.photo
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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I am morally obligated to repost this INCREDIBLE passage from The Tragedy of Heterosexuality whenever it comes up in my Readwise
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I am morally obligated to repost this INCREDIBLE passage from The Tragedy of Heterosexuality whenever it comes up in my Readwise
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can i say something without everybody getting mad at me? and if so, what is it
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
can i say something without everybody getting mad at me? and if so, what is it
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Took this photo of cacio e pepe 8 years ago today, on my 2nd date w/ my now-wife
It was the most nervous I’ve ever been for a date in my entire life, because we had been falling in love over the phone for a month at that point & I was supremely smitten
Knew this dinner was significant even then 📸
It was the most nervous I’ve ever been for a date in my entire life, because we had been falling in love over the phone for a month at that point & I was supremely smitten
Knew this dinner was significant even then 📸
January 14, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Took this photo of cacio e pepe 8 years ago today, on my 2nd date w/ my now-wife
It was the most nervous I’ve ever been for a date in my entire life, because we had been falling in love over the phone for a month at that point & I was supremely smitten
Knew this dinner was significant even then 📸
It was the most nervous I’ve ever been for a date in my entire life, because we had been falling in love over the phone for a month at that point & I was supremely smitten
Knew this dinner was significant even then 📸
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We had our holiday party last week to start the new year on the right foot, and what better way to get together with (almost) the whole team than a pasta making class? 🍝👀❤️🔥
(Also, kudos to Chefs Paola and Laura from farinolio.com. We hope we were good students! 😅)
(Also, kudos to Chefs Paola and Laura from farinolio.com. We hope we were good students! 😅)
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
We had our holiday party last week to start the new year on the right foot, and what better way to get together with (almost) the whole team than a pasta making class? 🍝👀❤️🔥
(Also, kudos to Chefs Paola and Laura from farinolio.com. We hope we were good students! 😅)
(Also, kudos to Chefs Paola and Laura from farinolio.com. We hope we were good students! 😅)
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i think at a certain point my therapist is going to ask me if i’m capable of maintaining relationships with other humans without some kind of elaborate gimmick attached and i’m not going to know how to answer
May 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i think at a certain point my therapist is going to ask me if i’m capable of maintaining relationships with other humans without some kind of elaborate gimmick attached and i’m not going to know how to answer
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weird freaky gf x even weirder freakier gf
January 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
weird freaky gf x even weirder freakier gf
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Picnic Magazine will never use AI or hold water for fascists. We will always be gay, horny, and against the empire. We love our readers and hope they all outlive the death machine.
January 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Picnic Magazine will never use AI or hold water for fascists. We will always be gay, horny, and against the empire. We love our readers and hope they all outlive the death machine.
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January 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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ok but seriously, where’s Aperture?
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
ok but seriously, where’s Aperture?
poppers koozie
January 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM
poppers koozie
the court accepted my name change documents today. you may reply “good job mb” or similar.
January 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
the court accepted my name change documents today. you may reply “good job mb” or similar.
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girlfriends, on the other hand, have teletypes.
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
girlfriends, on the other hand, have teletypes.
if you’re a boyfriend and you don’t have a printer but could, get on that. boyfriends have printers.
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
if you’re a boyfriend and you don’t have a printer but could, get on that. boyfriends have printers.
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Weird, we don’t remember making this.. 🤔
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Weird, we don’t remember making this.. 🤔
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me: “i don’t think i’m autistic”
also me: *overstimulated by a gentle breeze*
also me: *overstimulated by a gentle breeze*
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
me: “i don’t think i’m autistic”
also me: *overstimulated by a gentle breeze*
also me: *overstimulated by a gentle breeze*
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first step in every wikihow should be:
1. love yourself
1. love yourself
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
first step in every wikihow should be:
1. love yourself
1. love yourself
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Photos by ClaireViolet
A Washington State Ferry in Elliot Bay, in front of the Space Needle. ClaireViolet (it/its) is a trans 35mm film photographer from Capitol Hill, Seattle who shares and writes about its work. Its panor...
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January 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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OH: “the way you two feel about Altoids is the way i feel about poppers”
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
OH: “the way you two feel about Altoids is the way i feel about poppers”