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don’t ask questions, don’t think about the rich monsters accelerating us off the cliff. Just buy enshittified product and get excited for Big Tech’s next Big Scam
Lurrus opens the door for sick tech and utility. Millikin is a draw spell and ramp, Codex Shredder draws + gets instants/sorceries back, Cookbook pitches fatties + gets stuff back, and Accursed Marauder can be a board wipe depending on what other recursion you can set up
Cynical Loner is a house in Lurrus of the Dream Den. I love entomb on a stick. Someone blocks it? I can just recast it. Bonus points if I have it and a Springleaf Drum on the battlefield.
No Children is the cedh anthem
What do we want?
ALTERNATE WIN CONDITIONS!
When do we want 'em?
AFTER YOU'VE SQUANDERED AN HOUR OF YOUR TIME
No Children is really just a song about the most rancid commander game ever played
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Happy the first day of John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry Day to all who celebrate.
Favorite piece of flavor text?
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It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.
A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.
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It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
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It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.
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I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort
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this isn’t true, but i strongly encourage the president to keep telling the country he’s going to cut off their social security and medicare
👀 Just Now -- President Trump in the Oval Office said a government shutdown gives his administration the power to cut benefit programs, which include Social Security and Medicare.

www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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i'm going to be very real:

how are you supposed to try to be normal right now. we have fascists trying to Become Columbine every week, ICE is just straight up the gestapo now, the economy is crashing and the only thing keeping it afloat is AI.

i am so tired.

i am so fucking tired.
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Just a reminder that these "pivotal votes" that the Democrats got in these recent special elections aren't pickups. They are pivotal seats that have been vacant for months because the Democrats who previously held them ran for office notwithstanding age and cancer diagnoses, then died in office.
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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Like it's bizarre to me that even in his messages to the person he'd presumably be most honest to he barely spent any time discussing why he did it and personally seemed kinda surprised he'd carved a bunch of video games memes into bullets.

Deeply weird. Also not weird at all I guess.
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This you? Just two hours later?
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Kash Patel's FBI is now claiming that they caught the Charlie Kirk shooter through texts with his transgender roommate, which is odd because just yesterday the Governor of Utah was saying that his family turned him in, leading to widespread calls for Patel to resign.
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"The thing about the murder of Charlie Kirk is that, in the places that are deemed to matter, he is considered a human being, and to varying degrees, the humanity of most of the rest of us is situational and subject to debate by people like Charlie Kirk."
"To a supremacist society, most of us are acceptable losses. Charlie Kirk is not. To a supremacist society, guns are allowed to kill most of us, and the pundits can debate later how sad our deaths were.

But guns were not supposed to kill Charlie Kirk."

www.the-reframe.com/acceptable-l...
Acceptable Losses
Whose deaths get to be deemed unacceptable in supremacist America, and whose are deemed necessary? And who does the deeming?
www.the-reframe.com
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
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Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?
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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
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It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed