max teeth
@maxteeth.bsky.social
i've never been the biggest fan of America and, i get it, the banality of evil and all that. but it is genuinely breaking my brain that we have kids in concentration camps and everyone knows about it. They can't even be bothered to pretend it isn't happening.
February 18, 2026 at 2:58 AM
i've never been the biggest fan of America and, i get it, the banality of evil and all that. but it is genuinely breaking my brain that we have kids in concentration camps and everyone knows about it. They can't even be bothered to pretend it isn't happening.
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incredible things happening in the tubi "lgbtq" section
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 AM
incredible things happening in the tubi "lgbtq" section
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I really think the whole notion of “bearing witness” has gotten deeply twisted
“Witness” does not mean merely to observe firsthand. It means to carry truth and to testify to that truth in the pursuit of justice
You don’t need to traumatize yourself in order to know that atrocities are happening
“Witness” does not mean merely to observe firsthand. It means to carry truth and to testify to that truth in the pursuit of justice
You don’t need to traumatize yourself in order to know that atrocities are happening
genuinely i cannot believe that i have to say this but you do not need to - and absolutely should not - expose yourself to CSAM material in order to “witness” the crimes of the elite.
this does nothing except make vicarious trauma, moral injury, and potentially places you in legal jeopardy.
STOP
this does nothing except make vicarious trauma, moral injury, and potentially places you in legal jeopardy.
STOP
February 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I really think the whole notion of “bearing witness” has gotten deeply twisted
“Witness” does not mean merely to observe firsthand. It means to carry truth and to testify to that truth in the pursuit of justice
You don’t need to traumatize yourself in order to know that atrocities are happening
“Witness” does not mean merely to observe firsthand. It means to carry truth and to testify to that truth in the pursuit of justice
You don’t need to traumatize yourself in order to know that atrocities are happening
oops i have accidentally created a situation where i need to update my operating system in order to do my homework and did not realize this until it was already way too late to be starting my homework! real throwback to my first time doing college
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
oops i have accidentally created a situation where i need to update my operating system in order to do my homework and did not realize this until it was already way too late to be starting my homework! real throwback to my first time doing college
one of my proudest achievements is entering the canon of perhaps millions of media studies publications that cite the work of art in the age of mechanical reproduction
February 11, 2026 at 4:09 AM
one of my proudest achievements is entering the canon of perhaps millions of media studies publications that cite the work of art in the age of mechanical reproduction
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
probably took a good year or two off my lifespan due to the stress of being absolutely convinced i forgot to turn the stove off before leaving my apartment for 9 hours (i did not forget to turn the stove off)
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
probably took a good year or two off my lifespan due to the stress of being absolutely convinced i forgot to turn the stove off before leaving my apartment for 9 hours (i did not forget to turn the stove off)
burned my thumb on a baking sheet. feeling like i need to retire to the countryside for six months to recover. i'm indisposed as hell right now
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
burned my thumb on a baking sheet. feeling like i need to retire to the countryside for six months to recover. i'm indisposed as hell right now
Guy who invented doing serious analysis on low culture
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Guy who invented doing serious analysis on low culture
i feel like if the electrical outlets in your apartment have been painted over your landlord should have to financially compensate you. Like not only to replace the outlets but also to ease the mental anguish of knowing they permitted a certified dumbass to paint the apartment before you moved in
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
i feel like if the electrical outlets in your apartment have been painted over your landlord should have to financially compensate you. Like not only to replace the outlets but also to ease the mental anguish of knowing they permitted a certified dumbass to paint the apartment before you moved in
a little laugh amidst the doom
Immigration officials allow suspect in $100M jewelry heist to self deport, avoiding trial
Federal immigration authorities allowed a suspect in a $100 million jewelry heist believed to be the largest in U.S. history to deport himself to South America, a move that stunned and upset prosecuto...
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January 24, 2026 at 11:21 PM
a little laugh amidst the doom
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
thinking about learning to play the trumpet..................
January 24, 2026 at 2:49 AM
thinking about learning to play the trumpet..................
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pinky promise the next issue of my newspaper will come out tomorrow. and then the week after that, i'll be sending out a comics-only edition. it'll have been worth the wait! verylittlenews.org
VERY LITTLE NEWS
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January 21, 2026 at 12:51 AM
pinky promise the next issue of my newspaper will come out tomorrow. and then the week after that, i'll be sending out a comics-only edition. it'll have been worth the wait! verylittlenews.org
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There are but FOUR records left. Thank you for your voracity! If you want one, please pounce before they're gone forever. The music will always be free as in speech & beer both but this Art Object was made in limited quantities by limited humans.
SAME by OK GLASS is now available on vinyl
Limited edition of 100. Artwork handmade at a secret location by a secret person (not me). Don't tell the cops!
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Limited edition of 100. Artwork handmade at a secret location by a secret person (not me). Don't tell the cops!
holeforman.bigcartel.com/product/same
SAME
⤵️ debut physical release, limited edition of 100 🕳️ pressed in europe on high fidelity black wax ⤵️ mastered for vinyl with all audio fully intact...
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January 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
There are but FOUR records left. Thank you for your voracity! If you want one, please pounce before they're gone forever. The music will always be free as in speech & beer both but this Art Object was made in limited quantities by limited humans.
technology has come so far and yet hold music still sucks. how is this possible
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
technology has come so far and yet hold music still sucks. how is this possible
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ICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
ICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.
interesting bit of poster symmetry in my letterboxd 2025 in review
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
interesting bit of poster symmetry in my letterboxd 2025 in review
i am simply overhearing the gay hockey show from another room so i'm not sure but i'm starting to get the feeling that every hockey player is gay
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i am simply overhearing the gay hockey show from another room so i'm not sure but i'm starting to get the feeling that every hockey player is gay
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here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
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Happy Sight and Sound’s Best Video Essays of 2025 to all that celebrate
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December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Happy Sight and Sound’s Best Video Essays of 2025 to all that celebrate
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maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
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traffic cones are so adorable i struggle to put it into words. they are a manifestation of humanity's bottomless well of kindness and are sacred to me in ways most things are not. um. i think. anyway, i enjoy footage and pictures of traffic cones a normal amount
the world is a lot more beautiful since @nickyflowers.com told me they were working on a project about traffic cones so i started taking videos of traffic cones in strange situations to send them
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
traffic cones are so adorable i struggle to put it into words. they are a manifestation of humanity's bottomless well of kindness and are sacred to me in ways most things are not. um. i think. anyway, i enjoy footage and pictures of traffic cones a normal amount
i think it should be socially acceptable to cut the vents on someone's jacket if you do it really carefully
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i think it should be socially acceptable to cut the vents on someone's jacket if you do it really carefully
the world is a lot more beautiful since @nickyflowers.com told me they were working on a project about traffic cones so i started taking videos of traffic cones in strange situations to send them
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
the world is a lot more beautiful since @nickyflowers.com told me they were working on a project about traffic cones so i started taking videos of traffic cones in strange situations to send them