I might die of not-surprise.
Breaking: The US lost 32,000 jobs in November, far worse than expected.
Small businesses were the hardest hit.
Small businesses were the hardest hit.
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I might die of not-surprise.
Translation: ICE is going to start grabbing Black people.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Translation: ICE is going to start grabbing Black people.
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“Part. Of. A. Team.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Part. Of. A. Team.”
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WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
A movie that takes place where you're from
(We'll see if anyone gets it)
(We'll see if anyone gets it)
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
(We'll see if anyone gets it)
(We'll see if anyone gets it)
Heart!
Been wanting to see them live for 40 years. Finally worked out.
Been wanting to see them live for 40 years. Finally worked out.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Heart!
Been wanting to see them live for 40 years. Finally worked out.
Been wanting to see them live for 40 years. Finally worked out.
Ah, my "Stranger Things" rewatch has hit my least favorite part of the series: the late-season-4 half-hour exposition dumps.
Poor writing. I hope S5 has better scripts.
Poor writing. I hope S5 has better scripts.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ah, my "Stranger Things" rewatch has hit my least favorite part of the series: the late-season-4 half-hour exposition dumps.
Poor writing. I hope S5 has better scripts.
Poor writing. I hope S5 has better scripts.
SHOUT! SHOUT! SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
SHOUT! SHOUT! SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!
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🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
In bed before 9pm.
Somebody schedule me some senior living home tours, apparently I need it.
Somebody schedule me some senior living home tours, apparently I need it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
In bed before 9pm.
Somebody schedule me some senior living home tours, apparently I need it.
Somebody schedule me some senior living home tours, apparently I need it.
Flashback Friday mini story:
Big group on a roadtrip, stop at Denny's. They put us in a back room by ourselves. We're talking, goofing, 1 woman asks, "Why does every guy know the words to 'The Gambler'?"
Every guy in the room, in unison:
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
Big group on a roadtrip, stop at Denny's. They put us in a back room by ourselves. We're talking, goofing, 1 woman asks, "Why does every guy know the words to 'The Gambler'?"
Every guy in the room, in unison:
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Flashback Friday mini story:
Big group on a roadtrip, stop at Denny's. They put us in a back room by ourselves. We're talking, goofing, 1 woman asks, "Why does every guy know the words to 'The Gambler'?"
Every guy in the room, in unison:
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
Big group on a roadtrip, stop at Denny's. They put us in a back room by ourselves. We're talking, goofing, 1 woman asks, "Why does every guy know the words to 'The Gambler'?"
Every guy in the room, in unison:
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
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Ooo a blood barfing cow for men AND women!
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ooo a blood barfing cow for men AND women!
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This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
Long layover made longer by a delayed flight. Finally home.
And man is our cat pissed off.
And man is our cat pissed off.
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Long layover made longer by a delayed flight. Finally home.
And man is our cat pissed off.
And man is our cat pissed off.
The coolest 15 year old in the world.
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The coolest 15 year old in the world.
6 minutes to get through security at airport in Costa Rica.
Six.
Six.
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
6 minutes to get through security at airport in Costa Rica.
Six.
Six.
Uber driver lottery today:
1 was a good driver, kind of a dick.
2 was an excellent driver, very nice, perfect English, very safe.
3 was coked out of his skull, speeding, bouncing in his seat, & fucking with his phone the whole time. But at least his reflexes were jacked up.
1 was a good driver, kind of a dick.
2 was an excellent driver, very nice, perfect English, very safe.
3 was coked out of his skull, speeding, bouncing in his seat, & fucking with his phone the whole time. But at least his reflexes were jacked up.
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Uber driver lottery today:
1 was a good driver, kind of a dick.
2 was an excellent driver, very nice, perfect English, very safe.
3 was coked out of his skull, speeding, bouncing in his seat, & fucking with his phone the whole time. But at least his reflexes were jacked up.
1 was a good driver, kind of a dick.
2 was an excellent driver, very nice, perfect English, very safe.
3 was coked out of his skull, speeding, bouncing in his seat, & fucking with his phone the whole time. But at least his reflexes were jacked up.
Anyone know what type of tree this is? In Costa Rica. Different colors where the bark peels away.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Anyone know what type of tree this is? In Costa Rica. Different colors where the bark peels away.
The art of the English language is dead.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The art of the English language is dead.
I spent 3 months this year working on Portuguese via Duolingo. Now I'm in Costa Rica and have been working on my very rusty Spanish.
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I spent 3 months this year working on Portuguese via Duolingo. Now I'm in Costa Rica and have been working on my very rusty Spanish.
I am definitely training my next dog to do this. Fucking adorable.
This is Hudson. He is a strong, independent dog who boops his own snoot. 13/10 (IG: hudsonstaysgolden)
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I am definitely training my next dog to do this. Fucking adorable.
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We been here for years (1828).
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We been here for years (1828).
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
Oh, your mobile game has an ad I can't get passed at all?
Let me introduce you to my friend Uninstall.
Let me introduce you to my friend Uninstall.
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Oh, your mobile game has an ad I can't get passed at all?
Let me introduce you to my friend Uninstall.
Let me introduce you to my friend Uninstall.