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HouserHead

@matzerath.bsky.social

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Maker of strange little games that languish in the forgotten corners of the zeitgeist. Professional boat misser. Creator of the premier orange flavored tension simulator Orange Roulette. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/Orange_Roulette/

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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · Nov 18

The premier orange flavored tension simulator made by ME is available on Steam! Updated with 3D graphics, new choices, heightened tension, and the original randomness! Fancy updates on the regular! Help an old Flash guy in a mad world. Thank you.🍊
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...

Orange Roulette on Steam

Trapped in a prison hell, a desperate orange will play a deadly game in the hopes of getting shipped to safer markets. Can he survive what his captors have freshly squeezed for him?

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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 56m

this is so so insane the ILLINOIS STATE POLICE are lining up LIKE THIS against clergy and people dressed as the Kool-Aid man.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 1h

Another warning.

Reverend Black: "We are not breaking any law."

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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 6h

And we have now progressed from data analysis to policy recommendations.

I told her that we'd calculate the cash value of her candy haul, that I'd ask her to raid her piggy bank and donate 1/3 the candy cash value to a local food bank, and that I'd add on a 5X match.

The final candy bar graph, with my 11-year-old recoding the tallies in her journal and calculating their value

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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 3h

Orange Roulette is on sale on Steam until the 4th! It's had a ton of updates since its initial release, with more to come. If you'd like to support the Arts of Old Farts, find it here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
And also here (with free Steam key):
matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...

Save 15% on Orange Roulette on Steam

Trapped in a prison hell, a desperate orange will play a deadly game in the hopes of getting shipped to safer markets. Can he survive what his captors have freshly squeezed for him?

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Corey They Them Brickley @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 1d

if 10 people reply "delete" i will remove this

Screenshot of the asteroid monster in Empire Strikes Back reaching out of a hole in an asteroid to bite at the millenium falcon as it flys away. Next to it is a doodle of the same scene, but you can see underneath the surface of the asteroid that the monster has a sexy humanoid body wearing booty shorts and appears to be stuck in the asteroid hole from the shoulders down. The monster is blushing and shouts "Wait come back I'm stuck" with a heart emoji.

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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 1d

Tor Johnson:
"Bela, Werewolf Man have hangover! Or is called 'wolfover'? HA HA HA HA HA HA! Bela, is funny, why no laugh? Bela, BELA, you OK?"

Lon Chaney Jr., Tor Johnson, and Bela Lugosi enjoying a meal with each other

HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 2d

When they can't do it even a little it's truly scary

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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 5d

Checking out the job listings:
"Hm, Gestational Carrier! I wonder if that's seasonal?"

HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 5d

The very latest updates have made Orange roulette at least 10% percent scarier, and as previously mentioned, uh, 'stat-ier'!

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 5d

Michael Caine was great in Halloween

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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 5d

Orange Roulette is on sale! It's not part of the official STEAM Scream Sale, because for SOME reason they don't consider oranges scary! Find it here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
And also on itch.io (includes a STEAM key)
matzerath.itch.io/orange-roule...

HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 5d

I made some adjustments to the Orange Roulette stats - a little more visually dynamic, with special stats specific to modes! For those of you that love counting oranges, I think you'll find this to your liking 🍊🍊🍊😜

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ElectricTurtleGames @electricturtles.bsky.social · 6d

Some of us still out here struggling 🙃

#indiedev #gamedev #gamedevelopment #indiegamedev #indiegame #indiegames #newgame #steam #Godot #bullethell

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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 11d

A new video from @bijuumike.bsky.social
about the latest Orange Roulette updates! Full disclosure, I haven't watched it yet - I get a little anxiety watching vids about stuff I made, gotta build up to it! (Drink a few beers)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7oi...

Orange Roulette is back... (INSANE UPDATE)

YouTube video by Bijuu Mike

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Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · 11d

This administration has a real problem with the truth. It lies constantly, and then also tries to hide anything truthful that damages its narrative or debunks its lies.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11d

The Treasury Department instructed employees not to share to share photos of the demolition of parts of the White House’s East Wing

Exclusive | Treasury Tells Employees Not to Share Photos of White House Ballroom Construction

Images of the demolition of parts of the East Wing went viral on Monday, and Treasury’s headquarters next door to the White House has a front-row seat.

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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 13d

MAGA is like 'HA HA look at those millions of people gathered together in peace all over the world! What a buncha losers!'

HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 15d

My cat has died. Cat was already fully grown when I took her in 10 years ago. No one knew her age, she may have lived to 15, she may have lived to 20! No more meows, lap sits, scratching at my computer monitor to get my attention. Cat is missed. I am sad.

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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 17d

"I had the nightmare again ..."

HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 18d

AI is like a joke I'd make about asking people their video game ideas:
"What kinda game would you make. Oh, but no copyright infringement."
"Well ... I always had this idea ... where Mario is ..."
"I SAID NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT"
Movie ideas tend to beeline straight to that as well.