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Matthew Randall
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I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence.

In that time, I've had many names!
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I have tried to synthesize current theories about Trump's foreign affairs strategy as I understand them.
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The Western world’s geosecurity system, founded on NATO, Five Eyes and other institutions proven effective over decades, is likely now doomed under Trump. The conduct of an amoral and mercantilist US foreign/security policy by his unelected cronies Witkoff and Kushner is incompatible with democracy.
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh is Musk back in favour? I can't keep up.
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Dogstoyesky, more like.
a cartoon dog is reading a book in a bed
ALT: a cartoon dog is reading a book in a bed
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Crush the Tweedledee-Tweedledumist duumvirate that smothers the will of the Antizionist masses! Vote for a Dormouse/Mad Hatter/Duchess Directorate to take on the real enemy: transphobic landlords for Gaza.
Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders
Members vote in favour of 'collective leadership' option, with a ‘lay’ chair – who cannot be an MP
www.independent.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Lads, lads, lads. He's the freaking *pope*. He can pray with his eyes open and without stopping talking. You won't even know it happened. He's a really advanced praying guy. Il Numero Uno.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We now go back live to the Your Party conference.
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Let's all split
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Kyiv, the heart of Ukraine, looks like this today. It suffers along with all the other cities of my country solely because it was ready to say-and did say-NO. No to putin, no to russia on Ukrainian territory!
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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The Your Party inaugural conference is going to be phenomenal craic. (Not just over the money, over... *everything*. They are going to have to debate what the party is even for.)
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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The hilarious thing about Your Party ripping itself apart at birth and the Novara crew getting breathlessly excited is that everyone involved is having the absolute time of their life. This shit is what they live for.
September 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Muscular Christianity.

“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Hansard moments I think about far too often
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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⚡️ Update: 'Half of Kyiv without electricity' — 2 killed, 37 injured in 'serious' Russian attack.

Vitaliy Zaichenko, CEO of Ukrainian state grid operator Ukrenergo, told the Kyiv Independent that "transmission lines were damaged and almost half of Kyiv is without electricity."
'Half of Kyiv without electricity' — 2 killed, 37 injured in 'serious' Russian attack
One person has been killed and 11 others injured, including a child, amid a mass Russian missile and drone attack on Kyiv overnight on Nov. 29, local authorities reported.
kyivindependent.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Roses are red
White is the daffodil
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Could’ve at least washed dugin for the vid
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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More than anything, Ukrainians want peace — but real and lasting peace, not a scenario where russia for free gets a military advantage and a better position to attack us further.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The visuals of this shit show tho.
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I guess you could say Chomsky and Epstein were manufacturing consent.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Together with my bank manager and my mate Dave we have declared our readiness to work on the plan to finally unlock the late R. Mugabe's assets despite some reservations. However, before we start our work, it would be good to know for sure who is the author of the plan and where was it created.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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This is sick. The EU must stop lying. Stop appeasing Trump. The only "continued US efforts" are to coerce Ukraine to capitulate to Russia. The 28 point CAPITULATION plan was drafted in the Kremlin. It is not a basis for a just and lasting peace. The EU must REJECT this plan.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Every news item coming from the US now reads like one of those weird 12th century incidents that didn't quite make sense when you learned about them at school.
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM