Matthew Randall
@matthewrandall.bsky.social
I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence.
In that time, I've had many names!
In that time, I've had many names!
One for the kidz:
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
One for the kidz:
Oh is Musk back in favour? I can't keep up.
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oh is Musk back in favour? I can't keep up.
Lads, lads, lads. He's the freaking *pope*. He can pray with his eyes open and without stopping talking. You won't even know it happened. He's a really advanced praying guy. Il Numero Uno.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Lads, lads, lads. He's the freaking *pope*. He can pray with his eyes open and without stopping talking. You won't even know it happened. He's a really advanced praying guy. Il Numero Uno.
We now go back live to the Your Party conference.
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We now go back live to the Your Party conference.
Let's all split
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Let's all split
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The visuals of this shit show tho.
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The visuals of this shit show tho.
"Can I have a black rectangle over my eyes? Or maybe blur my face?"
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Can I have a black rectangle over my eyes? Or maybe blur my face?"
Together with my bank manager and my mate Dave we have declared our readiness to work on the plan to finally unlock the late R. Mugabe's assets despite some reservations. However, before we start our work, it would be good to know for sure who is the author of the plan and where was it created.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Together with my bank manager and my mate Dave we have declared our readiness to work on the plan to finally unlock the late R. Mugabe's assets despite some reservations. However, before we start our work, it would be good to know for sure who is the author of the plan and where was it created.
I must be having a stroke.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I must be having a stroke.
and then I'll make everything right and they'll see I wasn't a tapeworm at all the whole time, yeah. Sweeet. Oh Mamá don't look down yet
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
and then I'll make everything right and they'll see I wasn't a tapeworm at all the whole time, yeah. Sweeet. Oh Mamá don't look down yet
New US peace plan for Ukraine incoming.
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
New US peace plan for Ukraine incoming.
I hope they become a human centipede in hell.
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I hope they become a human centipede in hell.
Yeah, that one too. I've dabbled with it myself.
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Yeah, that one too. I've dabbled with it myself.
And the source of a great meme.
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
And the source of a great meme.
US politics right now for those not following closely.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
US politics right now for those not following closely.
Ooh this looks good.
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ooh this looks good.
Replies to this rare actual funny from the Bab are jam-packed with furious actual Nazis demanding to know what is wrong with them for making fun of Nazism. This is gonna get worse before it gets any better.
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Replies to this rare actual funny from the Bab are jam-packed with furious actual Nazis demanding to know what is wrong with them for making fun of Nazism. This is gonna get worse before it gets any better.
The Your Party inaugural conference is going to be phenomenal craic. (Not just over the money, over... *everything*. They are going to have to debate what the party is even for.)
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The Your Party inaugural conference is going to be phenomenal craic. (Not just over the money, over... *everything*. They are going to have to debate what the party is even for.)
What an absolutely barmy sequence of events.
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What an absolutely barmy sequence of events.
*Sigh*
We now go live to the Labour Party.
We now go live to the Labour Party.
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
*Sigh*
We now go live to the Labour Party.
We now go live to the Labour Party.