Matthew Simmons
@matthewjsimmons.bsky.social
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Neutral good hedge wizard. I write about writing and games: https://matthewjsimmons.substack.com https://troublednecromancer.bandcamp.com/album/rushes
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A new post on A Sympathetic Destroyer! It's Notes on a Dungeon Ecology: matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/notes-on-d...
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I think I found some sort of online tutorial that taught me to make this cosmic metal goat.
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You know, all some reporter has to do is ask Trump directly if Stephen Miller is the one actually in charge, and Trump will fire him within the week.
newrepublic.com
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
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On This Day in History: October 11, 1924
Paris opened the Bureau of Surrealist Research at 15 Rue de Grenelle, with Antonin Artaud as director. A walk-in lab for the irrational, it invited the public to bring dreams and strange encounters, days before Breton’s first Surrealist Manifesto.
The original Bureau of Surrealist Research, photo courtesy of Grace Mvg DM
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“Just plywood fronts. ‘Decorated sheds,’ that’s what they call it. Unlike a ‘duck.’ Like from that great American book by Robert Venturi. Imagine, a building shaped like a great duck. An American duck. Back before they were laughing at us. And our burning ducks. All over our Democrat cities.”
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Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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A couple of friends and I saw a matinee of this in the theater the Saturday after it came out. And then we bought another ticket and saw it again right after it ended.
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Maybe here between job contracts, I should get into making some Etsy-ass owlbear minis?
Picture of an open walnut shell, which looks like a owl
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Astronaut, alone, floating in space
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Oh! Oh! the Gentlemen? The series, not the movie.
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Post tattoo? Wildly busy day!
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I only really knew Brian online, but very early in my explorations of the literary community, he was kind enough to speak to me about his writing. All those early confirmations were so important and valuable to me. Seemed like such a good fella.
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HEY!

*clap*

HO!

*stomp*
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Crypto billionaire Brock Pierce, speaking at Fraunces Tavern in downtown Manhattan alongside Rev. Al Cockfield, says he's launching the "draft Eric back campaign" to try to get Eric Adams back in the mayoral race.

More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
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Are we surprised that it was just an opportunity to create short form video clips of the drunk pretending to be a tough, inspiring leader?
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Da nuh nuh nuh NUH num
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Jethro Tull - Aqualung
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#Music #MusicSky #Vinyl #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #VinylCollectors #VinylRecords #NowPlaying #NowSpinning
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havehashad.com
you gotta click through for the footnotes and thus for the full power of Kristin Gustafson's piece today, but here's enough of a teaser to make you do said clicking through...

https://www.havehashad.com/2jj6l
A screenshot of a Twitter post featuring a bright yellow background with bold white text that reads "Stay Curious, Keep Learning". The design is simple and motivational, aimed at encouraging personal growth and exploration.
matthewjsimmons.bsky.social
Or, I guess: “You bet your life it is.”
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There are three recent video games that I am completely obsessed with, and I have just noticed that they are all from the same publisher.
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I mean, from the bottom of my heart, "See you! Have fun being raptured or whatever."
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Does the rapture on Tuesday mean no civil war, then? I thought they were all really excited about the civil war.
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Happy birthday, Bilbo and Frodo.
Two Magic: The Gathering cards, Frodo Baggins and Bilbo, Birthday Celebrant
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It’ll be okay. We’re both really good at writing.