Matthew Simmons
@matthewjsimmons.bsky.social
Neutral good hedge wizard. I write about writing and games: https://matthewjsimmons.substack.com
https://troublednecromancer.bandcamp.com/album/rushes
https://troublednecromancer.bandcamp.com/album/rushes
A modest haul from Pax U. Probably-too-expensive frog minis for the boy to paint, and work from @worldchamp.bsky.social @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social @scryptidgames.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A modest haul from Pax U. Probably-too-expensive frog minis for the boy to paint, and work from @worldchamp.bsky.social @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social @scryptidgames.bsky.social
I think I found some sort of online tutorial that taught me to make this cosmic metal goat.
October 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I think I found some sort of online tutorial that taught me to make this cosmic metal goat.
Maybe here between job contracts, I should get into making some Etsy-ass owlbear minis?
October 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Maybe here between job contracts, I should get into making some Etsy-ass owlbear minis?
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
October 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Happy birthday, Bilbo and Frodo.
September 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Happy birthday, Bilbo and Frodo.
That’s Duncan, apparently.
August 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
That’s Duncan, apparently.
A new post on A Sympathetic Destroyer! It's Notes on a Dungeon Ecology: matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/notes-on-d...
August 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A new post on A Sympathetic Destroyer! It's Notes on a Dungeon Ecology: matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/notes-on-d...
post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
Bear in healthier, furrier days.
Bear in healthier, furrier days.
August 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
Bear in healthier, furrier days.
Bear in healthier, furrier days.
Milk sucks now.
August 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Milk sucks now.
wordlebot being a dick to me again today
August 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
wordlebot being a dick to me again today
Gonna be a tough week.
July 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Gonna be a tough week.
Name a classic Album that formed your youth.
July 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Name a classic Album that formed your youth.
Is HTML Giant gone?
June 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Is HTML Giant gone?
Yeesh. Just looked at it. Do you think Vonnegut and Kafka had to pay the submission fees?
June 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yeesh. Just looked at it. Do you think Vonnegut and Kafka had to pay the submission fees?
I’m sorry—50th anniversary season? Is this article suggesting that the first season of survivor aired in 1975?
May 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m sorry—50th anniversary season? Is this article suggesting that the first season of survivor aired in 1975?
What’s the cover art that got you started in the TTRPG hobby? Here’s mine:
May 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What’s the cover art that got you started in the TTRPG hobby? Here’s mine:
YouTube shorts just fed me a scene from The Founder from a feed of “motivational business movie clips.” Note how wrong the headline is. It’s actually a scene about how the guy who took McDonald’s out of the hands of the actual founders stopped selling real milkshakes and started selling garbage.
May 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
YouTube shorts just fed me a scene from The Founder from a feed of “motivational business movie clips.” Note how wrong the headline is. It’s actually a scene about how the guy who took McDonald’s out of the hands of the actual founders stopped selling real milkshakes and started selling garbage.
I forgot how many TMNT pastiches there were. And how many I bought at least one issue of.
May 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I forgot how many TMNT pastiches there were. And how many I bought at least one issue of.
All the friendly smallfolk.
April 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
All the friendly smallfolk.