Matt Fallaize
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Dame Margot Founteyn-Pen, Quill Ferrell
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Every once in a while I get very down on the whole concept of the Internet but then something like this happens.
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Puzzle #857
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Oof. Absolute swine.
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I suspect it might be Harrogate that's the outlier tbf
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Wordle 1,579 5/6

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Close run thing
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Haha, come to Liverpool, all will be made clear.
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....because I think we weren't ready as a species for this tech to take over the world at the rate it has..
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Think there's a lot to be laid at the Internet's door, but mostly it's just people. Wouldn't be awful content if it didn't appeal. Hate clicks not a thing were that not human nature. Conversely some people rule. I think there's probably a way out...
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This is peak Bluesky and I am very much in favour.
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One of my favourite compare and contrasts was I had a bottle of that in Harrogate, glass came, no dramas. Train back to Liverpool, wander into the Ship and Mitre, same drink, £10 deposit required for the glass.
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Something something like sailing a dinghy up the Channel something something
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Bury this in a Blue Peter time capsule. 2025 Britain in all its glory.
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We should have had Angela Carter, we got Amis and McEwen.
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The Young Turks period of the early eighties did more to throttle the development of the novel as an artistic medium (in English) than pretty much any period before or since.
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Mate, some people are just arseholes. That's largely all there is to it.

Not saying I approve, but there's nowt mystifying about it.
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I know, I had it! That was very much the source of that joke, now I come to dredge my memory.
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Well, if you will be a Partick Thistle fan.
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It's times like this I always remember something my dear old Nan always used to say: "Some people are just cunts"
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Made and deleted the same joke, having disregarded my own rule of always checking the replies first, dammit.
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Roast Toms/Field Mush, Devilled Kidneys, Bacon, Poached Egg, Fried Slice, Black and White Pudding, Bubble and Squeak
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Yeah, you get a sense. I always know when one of my trainee chefs is starting to get up to scratch when their internal timer starts to work, sound, hearing, smell, all part of it.
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Don't think I can claim the cooking thing as it's my job, so it would be a rum do if I wasn't good at it.

I do have a good sense of direction, I don't have to be somewhere new for long before I've got it pretty much mapped out in my head.
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Share a cartoon from the past that kids of today probably never heard of