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Matt Fallaize
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Cook.
As a vibe, the Falklands. The first news story where I remember thinking "oh I'd better pay attention to this" was the Berlin Wall
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
All-white kitchen very much on brand.
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The H&S documentation for pubs is already a near enough full-time job for my co-director, adding a whole other load of risk assessments and safety checks....just wasn't worth the hassle.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The hours more than anything else. If you want to be serving breakfast from seven then you need to be in the kitchem well before if you're going to do it properly. My public liability insurance is already sizeable, that would have gone up a lot. Whole bunch of other staffing/compliance issues.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I considered doing B&B at our pub before we moved in. One of those ideas that when you look at the logistics for more than five minutes is very much a hard pass.
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oh absolutely, it's idiotic.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Unconscionable.
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's probably naive of me, but I'm excited by the dynamism of those three, given that we lack passing (which we're just going to have to live with for the time being), their ball carrying is vital. Gray's impressed me recently, composed on the ball.
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Got pretty heavy, let me tell you, if my son didn't have such a great Uber rating I'd have had to have been there another five minutes.
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I had to go to Goole once. Beyond that I've got nothing tbh.

No, hang about, I was once mildly inconvenienced in Stevenage.
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Ah. Not enough giant dog tags, clearly.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I know a lot of Reds. The misery is palpable.

The Evertonians of my acquaintance, otoh...
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Worst/best timed post of all time
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Love it
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don't know, what's green and has wheels?
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
What's yellow and dangerous?

Shark-infested custard
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How do you eat Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Another vote for Battlestar Galactica and The Wire.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Holy shit. That is definitely a take.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM