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Bumbling through it like everyone else. If you've got it figured out, spare me the details. I'm mostly worried about getting my kids out the door into a world that isn't on fire in some way shape or other. Admirer of life. Lover of sincerity.

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Mar 18

And after NVIDIA announcing their partnership with GM to make automated cars, I wouldn't be surprised if even more people jump ship.

mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Mar 17

Arrest the pilots. Make it legally expensive to comply with following illegal orders.

mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Mar 16

"Raises questions"...? Uhh yeah ya think?!

mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Mar 10

Yeah... It's true. But unfortunately the folks who didn't like either option and didn't hold their noses to vote Harris don't make up enough of a difference. Trump still would have won.

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Mar 10

Yeah exactly. This is not D vs R. It's just the standing foreign policy of the US.

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Feb 23

And their morning alarms

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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · Jan 31

His goal is the complete and total destruction of the United States of America.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · Jan 31

Elon Musk is locking government workers out of computer systems at U.S. agencies.

This unelected freak is burning down our government.

www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say

Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.

www.reuters.com

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · Jan 24

it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here

Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · Jan 24

Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Jan 17

See you guys over on 小红书。

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The Onion @theonion.com · Jan 7

U.S. Forms Own U.N.
theonion.com/u-s-forms-ow...

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Jan 5

Dude. Shut. Up. Don't ruin this for us. 😂

mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Dec 30

If you think what you described in your post warrants slamming an elderly person to the ground you need professional help.

mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Dec 21

My son figured out how to do mazes by hacking the psychology of the maze designers.

"The fastest way to find the path from the start to the end is to find the route from the end. Then all the routes connect back together rather than splitting off from each other."

mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Dec 15

With TikTok on the way out @bsky.app should release a video side of this app. It would grow like fire.

mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Dec 15

This is perhaps my favorite picture book to read to the kids. If you ever see it at the library check it out immediately!

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The Onion @theonion.com · Dec 14

Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
theonion.com/trump-releas...

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Dec 14

'20s prohibition but instead it's a car full of bootleg MMR vaccines for the breatheasy.

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Jim Forrest @jimforrest.bsky.social · Dec 13

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Dec 13

Language is for us to direct: the writer and the audience. Not the other way around.

mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Dec 13

If you asked me how I thought my insurance was I'd answer "fair to good".

But that is an answer relative to the abhorrent options some people are forced into and to people who can't access health care.

My answer is scoped to this country and my community.

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · Dec 13

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mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Dec 13

A friend asked where the one F bomb for PG-13 movies should go in LoTR:

"Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine... nine f*_* rings were gifted to the race of Men [...]"

mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Dec 13

A while ago I played Believable Lies (a game where you had to make up facts). The prompt was 'giraffe necks'.

I wrote "Baby giraffes are able to stand up before their heads are born."

I'll never see giraffes the same way again.

mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Dec 13

A good example of a privilege people don't realize they have is being able to take off a winter hat and have even sexier hair, rather than it looking like a toupee that was found on a beach.

mattadoor.bsky.social @mattadoor.bsky.social · Dec 13

I seem to recall there were some newspapers that didn't endorse candidates too!