Slobbin’ Goblyn
@masturcait.bsky.social
figment of your sociological imagination
trying to forget the duality of George W. Bush
she/her
trying to forget the duality of George W. Bush
she/her
Aye she is my soup and I love her
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Aye she is my soup and I love her
I shall call it Harvest Soop- a lil chicken apple sausage rendered, butternut squash, corn, peas, carrots, mirepoix, BUTTER, oat milk, glob cream cheese, diced toms, great northern beans, broth, pepperocini juice and 3 fat boys, nut meg, bay leaf’s, Czech paprika, thyme, base sznings. Fish topped.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I shall call it Harvest Soop- a lil chicken apple sausage rendered, butternut squash, corn, peas, carrots, mirepoix, BUTTER, oat milk, glob cream cheese, diced toms, great northern beans, broth, pepperocini juice and 3 fat boys, nut meg, bay leaf’s, Czech paprika, thyme, base sznings. Fish topped.
The most loyal and loving baby kitty cat in the whole wide world.
June 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The most loyal and loving baby kitty cat in the whole wide world.
This is my last night with my beautiful sweet baby Mr. Glitter, at 18 yrs old & 14 spent together, I’ve been so honored and grateful for his companionship. And he’s so so so beautiful, I don’t think I’ll ever find a cat so beautiful again.
June 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This is my last night with my beautiful sweet baby Mr. Glitter, at 18 yrs old & 14 spent together, I’ve been so honored and grateful for his companionship. And he’s so so so beautiful, I don’t think I’ll ever find a cat so beautiful again.
Hi everyone, meet Taryn with a Y and Billie Eilish.
Feat. WickedWhims & Basemental Drugs mods
Feat. WickedWhims & Basemental Drugs mods
June 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hi everyone, meet Taryn with a Y and Billie Eilish.
Feat. WickedWhims & Basemental Drugs mods
Feat. WickedWhims & Basemental Drugs mods
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computers used to be fun bc they had gigglebytes but now everything is going over to terrorbytes and i don't like it 😿
June 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
computers used to be fun bc they had gigglebytes but now everything is going over to terrorbytes and i don't like it 😿
My Baby (Shoots Her Mouth Off) - it’s a song, not a Palahniuk reference.
June 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My Baby (Shoots Her Mouth Off) - it’s a song, not a Palahniuk reference.
June 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Fucking Arlington, TX - such a good Pride.
June 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Fucking Arlington, TX - such a good Pride.
My cat nodded off in my lap, while playing the Sims 4 and she’s was flirting with Billie Eilish during the Sakura Romance festival.
you might be able to tell I use wicked whims, amongst other nefarious mods.
you might be able to tell I use wicked whims, amongst other nefarious mods.
June 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My cat nodded off in my lap, while playing the Sims 4 and she’s was flirting with Billie Eilish during the Sakura Romance festival.
you might be able to tell I use wicked whims, amongst other nefarious mods.
you might be able to tell I use wicked whims, amongst other nefarious mods.
Now, more than ever, it’s time to bring out the rainbow striped knee length toe socks. Lesbians, the time is now.
kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
May 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Now, more than ever, it’s time to bring out the rainbow striped knee length toe socks. Lesbians, the time is now.
I am Trollololo Guthrie
May 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I am Trollololo Guthrie
BLOOD & SOIL TOILS
WHERE THE EARTHS COSMIC WINDS ROIL N BOILS
WHERE PLAINS RIP TO THE SKY
AND BLOOD CURDLES IN RIVERS OF LYE 🎶 👹
WHERE THE EARTHS COSMIC WINDS ROIL N BOILS
WHERE PLAINS RIP TO THE SKY
AND BLOOD CURDLES IN RIVERS OF LYE 🎶 👹
May 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
BLOOD & SOIL TOILS
WHERE THE EARTHS COSMIC WINDS ROIL N BOILS
WHERE PLAINS RIP TO THE SKY
AND BLOOD CURDLES IN RIVERS OF LYE 🎶 👹
WHERE THE EARTHS COSMIC WINDS ROIL N BOILS
WHERE PLAINS RIP TO THE SKY
AND BLOOD CURDLES IN RIVERS OF LYE 🎶 👹
REMINDER:
May 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
REMINDER:
Turns out my wife was my favorite part of BlueSky 🥺
May 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Turns out my wife was my favorite part of BlueSky 🥺
This looks like Paris Hilton
I’m going to keep going to fortune tellers until one of them tells me I’m going to be famous
May 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This looks like Paris Hilton
Some of y’all weren’t raised on Mountain Dew and Battery Acid AND IT SHOWS
April 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Some of y’all weren’t raised on Mountain Dew and Battery Acid AND IT SHOWS
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Saw Gerrera: All these other rebel factions are misguided losers, I am the only one with clarity of purpose.
Other Rebel Factions: [ eats rocks, shits pants, falls over dead, bodies explode ]
Other Rebel Factions: [ eats rocks, shits pants, falls over dead, bodies explode ]
April 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Saw Gerrera: All these other rebel factions are misguided losers, I am the only one with clarity of purpose.
Other Rebel Factions: [ eats rocks, shits pants, falls over dead, bodies explode ]
Other Rebel Factions: [ eats rocks, shits pants, falls over dead, bodies explode ]
give us this day our daily Jeb
April 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
give us this day our daily Jeb
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Too much moisture leads to fast zombies. It's a fact! #okwx #okmesonet
April 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Too much moisture leads to fast zombies. It's a fact! #okwx #okmesonet
My radicalization can be charted by my warmth of opinion towards Azealia Banks.
This take is entirely uneducated and based on 2-4 barely remembered cultural events.
This take is entirely uneducated and based on 2-4 barely remembered cultural events.
April 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My radicalization can be charted by my warmth of opinion towards Azealia Banks.
This take is entirely uneducated and based on 2-4 barely remembered cultural events.
This take is entirely uneducated and based on 2-4 barely remembered cultural events.