Mary Kobayashi
@marykoco.bsky.social
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From Missoula 🏔️
From Missoula 🏔️
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When my therapist explained that I am not responsible for how someone responds to my "no" and I can't regulate their response but I am responsible for a "yes" I did not mean or the feelings associated with saying "yes" when you want to say "no" it rewired a part of my brain.
14. What have you learned from being in therapy?
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
When my therapist explained that I am not responsible for how someone responds to my "no" and I can't regulate their response but I am responsible for a "yes" I did not mean or the feelings associated with saying "yes" when you want to say "no" it rewired a part of my brain.
Thank you (sincerely) to whoever is picking me and my cousin up at the Burbank airport at 8:05pm.
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Thank you (sincerely) to whoever is picking me and my cousin up at the Burbank airport at 8:05pm.
Hey ppl flying with babies - where u going? To your job at the bad decision factory?
October 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hey ppl flying with babies - where u going? To your job at the bad decision factory?
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good news: I don’t have cervical cancer! bad news: I wrote a short film about it. and to make things even worse, I launched a crowdfunding campaign to try and make it a real short film. GIRLIE is live at girlieshort.com. “check it out”????
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
good news: I don’t have cervical cancer! bad news: I wrote a short film about it. and to make things even worse, I launched a crowdfunding campaign to try and make it a real short film. GIRLIE is live at girlieshort.com. “check it out”????
In a historic event, Trump actually pays contractors for the first time! (jk, it’s us who will pay them)
October 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
In a historic event, Trump actually pays contractors for the first time! (jk, it’s us who will pay them)
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tRy OuR nEw AI fEaTuReS lmao no thank you! no thank you, you unbelievable fucking loser lmao. no thank you hahaha
October 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
tRy OuR nEw AI fEaTuReS lmao no thank you! no thank you, you unbelievable fucking loser lmao. no thank you hahaha
I shouldn't have to press shift to get the colon. Shift should be for the semicolon. Bitch, you are no one's first choice
October 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I shouldn't have to press shift to get the colon. Shift should be for the semicolon. Bitch, you are no one's first choice
Mental status: I have this tab open and just place it over emails i don't wanna respond to. if this tab closed i would simply die
October 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Mental status: I have this tab open and just place it over emails i don't wanna respond to. if this tab closed i would simply die
Idiocracy's happening a little early, no?
October 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Idiocracy's happening a little early, no?
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If I worked for KFC marketing I would constantly be trying to get them to reach out to Dave Grohl to collaborate on a limited edition cole slaw called Grohl Slaw
August 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
If I worked for KFC marketing I would constantly be trying to get them to reach out to Dave Grohl to collaborate on a limited edition cole slaw called Grohl Slaw
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The new Galaxy Z Fold.
August 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The new Galaxy Z Fold.
My cousin has this Trader Joe’s “Wine Country” chicken salad in the fridge that I’m gonna eat every last bite of when I get home
August 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
My cousin has this Trader Joe’s “Wine Country” chicken salad in the fridge that I’m gonna eat every last bite of when I get home
It is so awesome that a relevant topic in our national discourse now is “concentration camp vs death camp”
July 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It is so awesome that a relevant topic in our national discourse now is “concentration camp vs death camp”
I tweeted the wrong thing twice. Fourth time’s a charm
July 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I tweeted the wrong thing twice. Fourth time’s a charm
*actively eating a huge thing of nachos* why won't this zit on my face go away, i don't get it
July 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
*actively eating a huge thing of nachos* why won't this zit on my face go away, i don't get it
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I am getting the word out and engaging my community about my event or business. I am building excitement by getting a conversation going
July 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I am getting the word out and engaging my community about my event or business. I am building excitement by getting a conversation going
It’s giving Gavin Belson
June 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It’s giving Gavin Belson
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hey man what are you up to, want to get something unbelievably stupid at a coffee place
June 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
hey man what are you up to, want to get something unbelievably stupid at a coffee place
(Grudgingly) Wordle is legit today
June 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
(Grudgingly) Wordle is legit today
"Popular With Friends" and it's just photos of all of your friends and not you
June 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Popular With Friends" and it's just photos of all of your friends and not you
The watermelon Red Bull tastes exactly like a Jolly Rancher. No further questions at this time
June 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The watermelon Red Bull tastes exactly like a Jolly Rancher. No further questions at this time
Whoever did it, kind of insane to send me an email about a movie that makes it into my main inbox
June 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Whoever did it, kind of insane to send me an email about a movie that makes it into my main inbox