_Mark 🏳️🌈
@marxgbaker.bsky.social
Oldest millennial. Commie. Bi 💗💜💙 He/him Weird, but not in an interesting way. You might know me from Twitter.
Lol at the multiple DM slides with volunteers to try and make this a reality. Not looking right now, but I appreciate the enthusiasm and I'm flattered.
I'm sure there are some guys who would be mad because they don't want any women there, and there would be some that would be excited because they're fans of hers. But I just think it would be hot to have sex with a random guy while Kacey Musgraves watched.
How Kacey Musgraves Wound Up At a "Gay Cruising Sauna"
https://www.them.us/story/kacey-musgraves-sydney-sauna-gay-cruising-australia
https://www.them.us/story/kacey-musgraves-sydney-sauna-gay-cruising-australia
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Lol at the multiple DM slides with volunteers to try and make this a reality. Not looking right now, but I appreciate the enthusiasm and I'm flattered.
I'm sure there are some guys who would be mad because they don't want any women there, and there would be some that would be excited because they're fans of hers. But I just think it would be hot to have sex with a random guy while Kacey Musgraves watched.
How Kacey Musgraves Wound Up At a "Gay Cruising Sauna"
https://www.them.us/story/kacey-musgraves-sydney-sauna-gay-cruising-australia
https://www.them.us/story/kacey-musgraves-sydney-sauna-gay-cruising-australia
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm sure there are some guys who would be mad because they don't want any women there, and there would be some that would be excited because they're fans of hers. But I just think it would be hot to have sex with a random guy while Kacey Musgraves watched.
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joining the war on AI on the side of bong joon ho
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
joining the war on AI on the side of bong joon ho
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The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
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"it's basically the It's a Wonderful Life of fucking" is the best description of Eyes Wide Shut I've ever read
One of the reasons why EYES WIDE SHUT has become such an unlikely Christmas movie is that it’s basically the IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE of fucking. www.vulture.com/2019/06/eyes...
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
"it's basically the It's a Wonderful Life of fucking" is the best description of Eyes Wide Shut I've ever read
Make 'em eat shit 🤘
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Make 'em eat shit 🤘
Did Jesus ever say anything about condiments?
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Did Jesus ever say anything about condiments?
Was thinking about how I don't believe in guilty pleasures. But then I started thinking about the movie THE REPLACEMENTS, which I think I do actually feel a bit guilty about enjoying, since it's literally a glorification of scab workers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Was thinking about how I don't believe in guilty pleasures. But then I started thinking about the movie THE REPLACEMENTS, which I think I do actually feel a bit guilty about enjoying, since it's literally a glorification of scab workers.
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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I wonder if after spider-man became a thing some person was like, "hey I saw that guy beat bonesaw in a cage match"
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I wonder if after spider-man became a thing some person was like, "hey I saw that guy beat bonesaw in a cage match"
Cowboys are trying to ruin Thanksgiving. I was born into a family where this is a problem.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Cowboys are trying to ruin Thanksgiving. I was born into a family where this is a problem.
Arrived at my parents' house, was immediately handed a butane torch, told to fill it, and asked to "finish the turkey." That's new this year
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Arrived at my parents' house, was immediately handed a butane torch, told to fill it, and asked to "finish the turkey." That's new this year
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
This is a big day for me, a person whose favorite food is gravy
a person is pouring gravy over a plate of food .
Alt: A hand is pouring gravy over a plate of food
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is a big day for me, a person whose favorite food is gravy
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i'd watch an hourlong marina mabrey thanksgiving special
Happy Thanksgiving from world-renowned chef/WNBA star, Marina Mabrey!
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i'd watch an hourlong marina mabrey thanksgiving special
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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A reminder that I have a book out and I’m available for podcasts
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A reminder that I have a book out and I’m available for podcasts
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I cannot recommend subscribing to OOYL more, friends.
Out of Your League is so much more than just a newsletter. It’s a community. It’s my livelihood. And I can’t do it without all of you.
I've shared some real talk on what it's been like since leaving Substack and how you can help. This newsletter is not AI slop and it is written by a human (me!), and I pay other people to help me create the product you receive in your inbox on a regular basis. But I can't do it without you!
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I cannot recommend subscribing to OOYL more, friends.
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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The age of Boat Stuck has ended
The age of Bus Stuck has begun
The age of Bus Stuck has begun
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The age of Boat Stuck has ended
The age of Bus Stuck has begun
The age of Bus Stuck has begun
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remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
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I want the green lady to fight Hobbes and Shaw from Fast and the Furious Present: Hobbes and Shaw
Plans are already underway for the future of the Wicked franchise, following the smash-hit debut of Wicked: For Good. https://bit.ly/4rrUWpg
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I want the green lady to fight Hobbes and Shaw from Fast and the Furious Present: Hobbes and Shaw
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imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
3 hours of completely debauched queer pornography, based on classical myths, starring both mainstream and adult performers. 200 million dollar budget. 5000 screen opening day.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
3 hours of completely debauched queer pornography, based on classical myths, starring both mainstream and adult performers. 200 million dollar budget. 5000 screen opening day.