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Marv
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Useful thing, if you're into TTRPGs: anydice.com
AnyDice
AnyDice is an advanced dice probability calculator, available online. It is created with roleplaying games in mind.
anydice.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
September 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh no I wasn't trailing off with "but um" I was involing Buddhum (Buddha is plural)
June 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Fine day to fill up some spray bottles with diluted antacids.
June 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I believe a crucial part of being a fully-realized human in 2025 is knowingly and joyfully hiding huge swaths of your life and experiences from the ever-gluttonous eyes of the Internet.

It is also a genuinely meaningful act of personal resistance
how did so many of you dumbasses grow up watching anime while never managing to internalize the concept of Hiding Your True Power Level
Also, quite frankly, we should really revive certain old ideas about “it is desirable to do charitable and virtuous things without demanding public attention for doing them.”

Yes, it’s good to talk about these things sometimes to convince others to do them, but *there’s a line there*
May 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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This isn't a call out of the project itself. Please don't think that. But the project itself illustrates my point in (heh) microcosm. With this many indexed interactions, you can basically run your own Carnivore at home. Concept countries could have literal 5-eyes statures.
May 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
TBOB
May 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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sometimes I get a little carried away with obsessing about something
May 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
May 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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since Jar-Jar doesn't appear in any of the Senate scenes in Andor we must assume a successful resistance mission took him out early on
May 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Can we remove one of your eyeballs?

> Yes
  Maybe later
May 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
To be painfully honest I'm so schizoid I don't even talk to AI
the social consequences of people replacing human connection with a hallucinated connection with a chatbot are going to be genuinely horrendous
May 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If mermaids don't breathe air, then why are their tails horizontal like dolphins instead of vertical like fish?
May 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
May 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Most people talking about Revolution think of it in the way Fundamentalists think of the Rapture.
May 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What a lovely, functioning app this is.
May 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
That 90° spine bend really did a number on your clade, almost as much as the preemie pelvis.

You're fish! Skullward is supposed to be forward, not airward!
May 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
amicos ubique habeo
May 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Only a vile member of the outgroup would prevaricate about Earth's defense systems
August 7, 2024 at 10:45 PM
This is not how I pictured Oliver Sacks
November 30, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Earthlings, amirite?
November 6, 2024 at 8:07 AM
The great part about being a really occasional visitor is seeing improvements in time-lapse
October 30, 2024 at 3:53 PM
The unexamined life may well be worth living; we just don't know.
September 1, 2024 at 6:38 PM
So you're telling me 'sire' is respectful but 'motherfucker' is disrespectful?

What a planet.
September 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
cassette player 1: I am on fire
cassette player 2: here try this tape it helps you feel better about fires
August 31, 2024 at 7:44 PM