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Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars

@martianempress.bsky.social

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Empress* Rezeya I of House Montecore-St-Hobbes, Sovereign* of Mars, not* just some bitchy tiger-thing squatting in a derelict military base as the vile* deceitful* Solar Annotators would have you believe [50, she/her/Your Majesty*] [*disputed—SA]

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Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 6h

I remember Zazoo U. I thought I was the only one!

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Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 8h

We have entered the Zero Self-Awareness Zone. I pray for his soul.

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 1d

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon

(Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

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Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 5d

(squee! <3 )

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Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 6d

"Indeed. 🧐🍵"

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Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 6d

Ah, the true motive reveals itself... And it's all about you. This was inevitable.

Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 6d

My irony meter just caught fire.

Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 7d

All thrusting her tongue into a jar of ghost pepper powder like Bruce Lee doing the iron fist, until she's got a callus on it that can break boards and endure open flame.

I haven't gone quite that far in real life; I've only done Carolina Reaper dabs and only for valid medical reasons.😼

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Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 7d

Rez would practice for WEEKS in seclusion, daubing the tip of her tongue with Reaper X seeds and maybe a few industrial solvents, muttering to herself about how she'll be damned if she'll let a Terran watch her FAIL to eat something. "That's how they lose their fear of ya."

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VtM - Blood Doll Audio Drama @blooddollpod.bsky.social · 20d

Good news, October lovers of vamps, tragic love stories, transgender drama, and leftist politics!

The Not Ready for Opsec Players are proud to announce the release of their first episode of their weekly audio drama:
Vampire: The Masquerade: Blood Doll!

Enjoy!

www.blooddollpod.com/podcast/vtm-...

Slowly, two figures come into focus, one behind the other with their hand on the other's neck.

Vampire: The Masquerade: Blood Doll, Episode 1. Coming from the Not Ready for Opsec Players and Alicia E. Goranson.

https://blooddollpod.com

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Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 7d

Yes. Take it from someone who's been in and out of that pit several times. Depression is a big damn liar and should not be trusted. 🫂

Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 8d

People need better role models. (@egypturnash.bsky.social made this for us based on a really basic "Romeo & Juliet" one we saw online.)

List of perfect couples:
George & Martha [Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf]
Frasier [Crane] & Lilith [Sternin]
Kermit & [Miss] Piggy
Morticia & Gomez [Addams
Basil & Sybil [Fawlty]
Harcourt & Stella [Mudd, from Star Trek: TOS]
Peggy & Nick [us]
Nick & Nora [Charles]
Calvin & Susie [from Calvin & Hobbes]
Krazy [Kat] & Ignatz [Mouse]
Winston & Julia [from 1984]
Homestar & Marzipan [from Homestar Runner]
Sabrina & Salem [from Archie Comics]

Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 10d

No question. Learned about it on a random NPR show, had never heard of shibuya pop before, felt like I'd found my own little musical isekai.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4b5...

Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 11d

Although, yikes, if they're playing this in real time... man, I do NOT wanna see those poor furries subjected to 2025. 🙀

Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 11d

That comic's still going?

I'm not dissing it or anything, I'm actually pleasantly surprised. I'm glad to see a little of the webcomic old-school is still around.

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Toxoglossa 𓃩 @toxoglossa.bsky.social · 11d

Great, so payment processors can obliterate an artist’s whole career if they even mention adult content, but the richest dipshits in the world can get infinity billion dollars in investment for The Computer That Jerks You Off.

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 12d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 11d

I want so, so very badly to be Quentin Crisp when I grow up.

legendary lgbt intellectual quentin crisp, putting on her best Scarf Guy impression during the days she was still trying to have a go at being male...

Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 11d

i ship cathy with bill the cat

ack ack ack ack ack ack ack

#80sThings

Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 11d

current mood

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDw9...

I'm in Love with My Little Red Tricycle

YouTube video by Napoleon XIV - Topic

www.youtube.com

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Big Tail Energy @oneironott.bsky.social · 12d

also, if anyone had a lead on a job in the seattle area it is much appreciated. my background is in tech support, but i will take anything ATM

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Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 12d

Big big mood today.

The Onion @theonion.com · 12d

Injured Player Gives Thumbs-Down While Being Carted Off Field

Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 12d

I'm spouse. Please help if you can. You are the only ones who can save us from the terrifying army of chipper neurotypical careerist AI-loving extroverts that awaits us. 😿

Help us out and when this is all over I promise I'll share dozens of funny stories about recruiters overusing ChatGPT. 😼

Egypt Urnash 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚜️ 🥱 @egypturnash.bsky.social · 12d

The spouse got laid off and I'm looking for work. Anyone got a hookup for a former animation director with an apocalyptic knowledge of Illustrator, basic Indesign and Photoshop?

Or maybe one of the editors you work with would love to see a graphic novel or Tarot deck by a trans lady? Ping me.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13d

I know it’s the most obvious thing in the world but it’s really sad that so many people have absolutely no desires or dreams in life except to accumulate money and our entire world is becoming a fucking pit because of it

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Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 14d

Dear Furries. All of you:

You are such a ringing vindication of my weird slacker-generation values and I love you all so much. Hold the line. You're beautiful and you deserve to exist and be happy. 🫶

Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 14d

Those Puritans, notoriously second only to the Swiss in their engineering skills...