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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 4h

There’s something so sweet about being up before sunrise when the world is only half-operational. It’s chilly and quiet and perfect. Lot of time to move slow, to think. Never going back to my old sleep schedule. 🍂

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 15h

I have passed so many initial screenings for numerous positions by now. I wonder when I'm going to hear back for the next stage? Mid-level career hiring timelines suck ass.

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 15h

I just got an email telling me I passed the initial screening for the student program coordinator position at uni. Did not expect that, esp. given the pay.

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 15h

Didn't give me to my mother after the divorce.

Ź🖤🥀 @lalaspeaks.bsky.social · 2d

What’s ONE green flag about your father?

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 15h

Thank you. I was pretty ill at the beginning of the year and I didn’t think I’d be able to work out again. Thankfully I got better.

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 16h

Someone drew my favorite path. 😍

🪶 ℟ΔONΞVΞN ⚔️ @raoneven.bsky.social · 14d

~ The darkest path ~

Dark Justiciar-vampire bride Shadowheart 🖤❤️💜
Shar didn't expect this...
What are the most unusual ships/paths have you ever created in your walkthrough?
#bg3 #Shadowheart

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 18h

Probably just fear of being judged or something?

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 18h

There’s simply no universe in which ChatGPT can sext better than me. The human imagination still reigns supreme.

spooky Chris A. 🎃 @letseatnachos.bsky.social · 18h

dudes just pay an actual human sex worker to sext with you. you're helping someone pay their bills and not destroying acres of rainforest to nut

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 19h

Wow, you do a great Joker!

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 19h

If you're an adult collecting Sanrio toys from the McGenocide Happy Meal, you are an absolute freak. Grow up and get a job.

Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 19h

YES.

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 20h

I'm glad you recognized it, because I've been saying...

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 20h

SO WHATRE U GUNNA DO ABOUT IT.

shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking at something

ALT: shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking at something

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 20h

I love u, Morcus.

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 21h

It's like... regaining coherence between mind and body. I can't explain it very well, but I am elated to be feeling it.

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 21h

When you’re sick, especially with something that affects strength, mobility, or chronic pain, you can experience a kind of existential dissonance. You start perceiving your body as something that’s happening to you rather than being you.

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 21h

OK. Another emotional update, inc. I ALWAYS have to change each exercise requiring a set of four to a set of two or even one. This is the first time I did not have to do that; I had enough strength to finish! My joints are fine! I'm beginning to feel strong and beautiful again.