Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
hey you throw harpoons
your name is Queequeg
we'll share a bed soon
so call me Ishmael
your name is Queequeg
we'll share a bed soon
so call me Ishmael
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
hey you throw harpoons
your name is Queequeg
we'll share a bed soon
so call me Ishmael
your name is Queequeg
we'll share a bed soon
so call me Ishmael
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A boomerang that doesn't come back for 5 or more years is legally presumed to be a stick.
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A boomerang that doesn't come back for 5 or more years is legally presumed to be a stick.
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There's actually a little Easter egg in some of the German army scenes of World War 1, where sometimes you can see a corporal (I don't think he has any lines) who's actually supposed to be the bad guy in the next one.
March 26, 2024 at 3:20 AM
There's actually a little Easter egg in some of the German army scenes of World War 1, where sometimes you can see a corporal (I don't think he has any lines) who's actually supposed to be the bad guy in the next one.
13-10 strikes again when you least expect it
there are a *lot* of people like you who trashed Ryan Day - who hasn't missed on a hire for 3 years now - for hiring Matt Patricia. will any of you call each other/yourselves out for your ignorance?
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
13-10 strikes again when you least expect it
That's what I love about these college kickers, man. I get older, they are not a sure thing from any distance at all,
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
That's what I love about these college kickers, man. I get older, they are not a sure thing from any distance at all,
yeah there was something real fucked in the air at Aldi's this morning
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
yeah there was something real fucked in the air at Aldi's this morning
Layla Hays putting that spin on the ball is a goddamn cheat code
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Layla Hays putting that spin on the ball is a goddamn cheat code
"Open Windows in Prague" (A24, 1618)
Gritty movie trailer with a minor key version of It's Raining Men
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"Open Windows in Prague" (A24, 1618)
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Grandma had a threesome with a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say the cuck chair's not for Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say the cuck chair's not for Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Grandma had a threesome with a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say the cuck chair's not for Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say the cuck chair's not for Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
I'm laughing because I know Italians aren't real
losing my mind at the 25% of GOP voters who think most Italian Americans are "more loyal to a foreign country than to the United States."
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm laughing because I know Italians aren't real
whoever who finally comes up with a way to phrase "I want to die" in a non-actual-ideation way that nevertheless adequately expresses "I very much currently do not want to exist right now in this present moment and situation however this is extremely temporary and I'll be fine" will likely make me
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
whoever who finally comes up with a way to phrase "I want to die" in a non-actual-ideation way that nevertheless adequately expresses "I very much currently do not want to exist right now in this present moment and situation however this is extremely temporary and I'll be fine" will likely make me
mad about corn
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
mad about corn
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doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre
Guy who has only read Nixonland, looking at the political climate in the last year: Getting a lot of 'Nixonland' vibes from this...
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Guy who has only read Nixonland, looking at the political climate in the last year: Getting a lot of 'Nixonland' vibes from this...
these sheets are for when you don't have a dirty T-shirt or sock within reach, I guess?
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
these sheets are for when you don't have a dirty T-shirt or sock within reach, I guess?
Riley Moss got bailed the fuck out there
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Riley Moss got bailed the fuck out there
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Walking up to Maynard James Keenan before a concert and handing him a setlist I’d like him to play “because it’s my birthday”.
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Walking up to Maynard James Keenan before a concert and handing him a setlist I’d like him to play “because it’s my birthday”.
tonight I did karaoke
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
tonight I did karaoke
girl crush me between your, concrete
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
girl crush me between your, concrete
[testing something]
England should fucking sink into the ocean for food crimes
England should fucking sink into the ocean for food crimes
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
[testing something]
England should fucking sink into the ocean for food crimes
England should fucking sink into the ocean for food crimes
[celebrating Iowa winning]
[Checking Kirk's contract]
oh no
[Checking Kirk's contract]
oh no
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
[celebrating Iowa winning]
[Checking Kirk's contract]
oh no
[Checking Kirk's contract]
oh no
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As a Dallas sports fan watching Post Malone after Detroit rolled out Jack White and Eminem is like what it feels like sitting in traffic while thinking about Japan’s maglev trains
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
As a Dallas sports fan watching Post Malone after Detroit rolled out Jack White and Eminem is like what it feels like sitting in traffic while thinking about Japan’s maglev trains
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
oh no, Detroit is cheering for Telsaa?!?
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
oh no, Detroit is cheering for Telsaa?!?