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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 16h

A movie screenshot showing Godzilla on the horizon, with the subtitles saying "I bet Godzilla would be mad if he saw this."

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 2d

People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 2d

A City of Toronto tweet that says "The correct answer is Garbage! Thanks to everyone who participated!"

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 2d

People are starting to just walk into the streets and I can't tell if its because of overcrowding or they've lost the will to live

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Robert Hiltz @hiltz.bsky.social · 2d

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 2d

The crowd remains undeterred

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 2d

You absolutely cannot be serious

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 2d

I am unwell 😭

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 2d

An Italian grandmother asked me today if I was Italian because the lasagna I made was so good, I think my life may have peaked

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 3d

Oh god help me I forgot to get alcohol and now I have to go to the LCBO at 430pm on Jaysoween

Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 4d

Please be serious Toronto Star

A Toronto Star article titled "Where Toronto Blue Jays fans can catch Game 6 of the World Series Friday night"

Liz Lemon from 30 Rock saying "Anywhere. You get it ANYWHERE."

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 4d

Honestly not unlikely! Doing the lord's work

Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 4d

Bitch do NOT start with me

A screenshot of my email inbox with an unread email whose subject is "Share Your Thoughts on AI with the AI Network"

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 5d

I was at a pasta-making class in Italy and the instructor came over as we were salting our water and said "that's a good amount of salt........... for a little baby" and now I salt the shit out of my pasta water every time

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 8d

do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.

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Gar(t)bage Film Podcast 📽️ @gartbagepod.bsky.social · 5d

I need the gayest vampires you have. ....No, that's too gay.

For Halloween, join us in reminiscing on one of the 90s' defining cultural artifacts: blonde Tom Cruise! It's INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994)!

131: Interview with the Vampire (1994) - Rat Capri Suns

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 5d

Oh my god yes, "I used mayonnaise instead of cake flour, barely edible, zero stars"

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 5d

There are two types of cooking-website recipe comments

A screenshot of two comments in an online lasagna recipe comment section - one is an elaborate post about all the substitutions they made, what's in season right now, how to make it gluten-free without anyone noticing, etc. etc. and the other just says "Spaghetti"

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 6d

Excited to go to the Skydome viewing party tonight and hang out with the tiredest people on the planet

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 7d

Homer in hell. Satan, preparing to force-feed Homer donuts for all of eternity, says

So, you like baseball, eh? Well, we have all the baseball in the world!

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 8d

Unfortunately it's "we're reconsidering at this time", it's not a promise they won't later and it still keeps the rest of the bill :(

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 8d

Brace yourselves, a full week of Bob Ferguson costumes is coming

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Gar(t)bage Film Podcast 📽️ @gartbagepod.bsky.social · 10d

It's the weekend and you know what that means: it's Miller/Daddy Time!

This week on the pod we got into it on John Sayles' mystery neo-western Lone Star, a movie that is as timely as ever.

Chris Cooper, Roger Corman, ET the Extraterrestrial, and Kris Kristofferson -- we got it all!

130: Lone Star (1996) - Miller/Daddy Time

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 10d

Incredible

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 10d

Last guy reached out and the horse was friendlier than expected so the guy shied away, and his buddy patted him on the back reassuringly. Extremely wholesome.

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Erin 🍍 @maclebass.bsky.social · 10d

Say more???

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