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Maaronweber
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Hydroponics🌿 Hatchbacks🚗 Tortas🥙

📍Sacramento
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trying to drive up looking like the most dangerous mf in 90s Beirut
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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@maaronweber.bsky.social CarNerd is not the first thing that comes to mind. Similar to a woman way paste her prime with a big "JUICY" on the butt of her stretched out track pants.

OTOH, if "nerd" = keeping an old Olds running and apparently rust free through many MN winters, I'll allow it.
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Hmm which one of you is scatkat in the scat pack
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Madrid loss *and* a nice lil Roony edit, what a nice afternoon ☺️
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
0-2 Celta defeat a 9 man Real Madrid 😄😄😄🥳🥳
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What a goal from Celta against Real wow sneaky backheel past Courtois 0-1 👏👏
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Wife & I were just talking about how everyone leaves their high beams on now when they drive?? wtf
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Her first bowl of real ramen! 🇯🇵🍜 (and my 12766th)
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Pls make it stop 😭😶‍🌫️😭
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m trying my best not to spoil her & grandpa goes and gets her a new Mercedes CLA 🙄🙄
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Busquets started his career with a treble. Won LaLiga in his final season at Barça. Nice that he will finish his career with the MLS Cup.
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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The guy is just disgustingly good at this football stuff.
Inter Miami takes the lead back, Messi steals the ball and feeds De Paul
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My fav shift lever in any car, it’s such a cute lil nub
I’ll never get tired of seeing CLK GTRs, especially the roadsters. This is not the same one that the FBI just seized, to be clear
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Real Betis 1 - [5] FC Barcelona - Lamine Yamal 59'
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If it’s a German car it’ll technically be 0.480 microgram but they’ll call it .500
In 2035, you own a whatever 500. No, it doesn’t have a 5 liter engine. It has a 0.5 microgram fission reactor that puts out the equivalent power of a 5 liter gas engine.
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Barca kiddos are alright!! Straight kiss to the badge and look how happy Lamine is for him 🥰🥰 #barca 🔵🔴
Real Betis 1-(3) Barcelona - Roony Bardghji 31'
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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FERRAN TORRES WITH A FIRST HALF HAT TRICK 💥
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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HATTRICK!!! FERRAN!!! 🦈🦈🦈
⚽️ 1-4 | ⏱️ 40' | #BetisBarça
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Big blue heron hanging in the orchard 🤩
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ooooooh Lamine at the 10???
🚨𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗖̧𝗔 𝗫𝗜 🚨
⚽️ #BetisBarça
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Early winter in the walnut groves 🌰🍂🍂
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM