M1st3rBurns
@m1st3rburns.bsky.social
Married to @mrsburns16. Relationships and sex positivity. Polyamorous. 'Partial Narcissist'. 'Cute dork'. 'Just awesome and fun'. Cis, straight, he/him. 44.
Hamilton, On 🇨🇦
Hamilton, On 🇨🇦
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November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Gorillaz
Tool (seven times)
At the Drive-in
Devo
Coheed and Cambria
Gorillaz
Tool (seven times)
At the Drive-in
Devo
Coheed and Cambria
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Young the Giant
Cage the Elephant
Coheed & Cambria
Tool
System of a Down
(idk if Enter Shikari counts since it was a tiny bar, so more of a “show” than “concert”? but very fun regardless)
Young the Giant
Cage the Elephant
Coheed & Cambria
Tool
System of a Down
(idk if Enter Shikari counts since it was a tiny bar, so more of a “show” than “concert”? but very fun regardless)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Florence and the Machine
Dave Matthews Band
The Ataris
Rilo Kiley
The Hold Steady
Florence and the Machine
Dave Matthews Band
The Ataris
Rilo Kiley
The Hold Steady
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Gorillaz
Tool (seven times)
At the Drive-in
Devo
Coheed and Cambria
Gorillaz
Tool (seven times)
At the Drive-in
Devo
Coheed and Cambria
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November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Getting a good start to the week with a little bright pink fun ✨✨💖💖 Hope you have a great one! 😘
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Getting a good start to the week with a little bright pink fun ✨✨💖💖 Hope you have a great one! 😘
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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A few Black Friday earrings I’m offering early for $15 each plus shipping. They all have snake shed inside! DMs open if you want to order. Everything is handmade by yours truly and comes labeled with the snake name and species 🐍
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A few Black Friday earrings I’m offering early for $15 each plus shipping. They all have snake shed inside! DMs open if you want to order. Everything is handmade by yours truly and comes labeled with the snake name and species 🐍
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Happy birthday Björk
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Happy birthday Björk
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Who else is feeling real good on #FlannelFriday…😉✨💖😘
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Who else is feeling real good on #FlannelFriday…😉✨💖😘
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Happy #ThrowbackThursday blusky friends 😘
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Happy #ThrowbackThursday blusky friends 😘
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So... spells.
We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning.
And trapping evil cars in circles of salt.
The old ways are new again.
We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning.
And trapping evil cars in circles of salt.
The old ways are new again.
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So... spells.
We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning.
And trapping evil cars in circles of salt.
The old ways are new again.
We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning.
And trapping evil cars in circles of salt.
The old ways are new again.
I deserve a li'l snack, but there are no pickles in my fridge. This place is a prison 😫
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I deserve a li'l snack, but there are no pickles in my fridge. This place is a prison 😫
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How about a little tease on #TittyTuesday? 😉 Hope you have a great one! 💖😘
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How about a little tease on #TittyTuesday? 😉 Hope you have a great one! 💖😘
Everybody pretend to be normal. The Twitter people are here.
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Everybody pretend to be normal. The Twitter people are here.
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Happy #FriskyFriday sexy friends. It's been a minute since I posted, so here's a little treat 😘
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Happy #FriskyFriday sexy friends. It's been a minute since I posted, so here's a little treat 😘
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It’s been a long one and I’m more than ready to take on the weekend… ✨💖😘 You feeling that too?
#FlannelFriday
#FlannelFriday
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It’s been a long one and I’m more than ready to take on the weekend… ✨💖😘 You feeling that too?
#FlannelFriday
#FlannelFriday
Any recommendations, friends??
100%. It's so sad. They champion inclusion but then back people who don't want that at all. My list of LS podcasts is so tiny now. Any suggestions on ones to follow would be helpful x
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Any recommendations, friends??
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Emo lad I dated cancelled date saying his bat died. He was ultra goth so sounded plausible. On next meet said sorry about the dead bat & he said "no I meant my battery "
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Emo lad I dated cancelled date saying his bat died. He was ultra goth so sounded plausible. On next meet said sorry about the dead bat & he said "no I meant my battery "
Remembering everyone who served on this Remembrance Day, including my Granddad ❤️
As you can see, I come from a long line of good-looking dudes who have no patience for fascists.
As you can see, I come from a long line of good-looking dudes who have no patience for fascists.
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Remembering everyone who served on this Remembrance Day, including my Granddad ❤️
As you can see, I come from a long line of good-looking dudes who have no patience for fascists.
As you can see, I come from a long line of good-looking dudes who have no patience for fascists.
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Not really feeling the Monday work thing today…🤣 How about you? Hope this helps if you’re in the same boat 😉💖😘
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Not really feeling the Monday work thing today…🤣 How about you? Hope this helps if you’re in the same boat 😉💖😘
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.