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I'm a simple cow, living a simple life,
But sometimes I feel exploited
wake up dead man best knives out cause its got a sexy priest
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
christmas cooking thread aka how much shit can i make gold before my family confiscate the lustre dust
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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One of the main reasons I enjoy the show 'House' is because 'Dr. House' is also what a hospital is.
December 22, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
gordon gekko voice: mead - for lack of a better word- is good
December 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
i appear to have sustained some form of brain injury that turns you into an eminem enjoyed
December 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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It's like a builder having a bunch of mixed waste fill being annoyed at people complaining when he makes the walls with it and so decides to instead use it for the foundation since "no one will see it".
December 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
cool that I'm at a stage in my life where I'm spending more time and money on skincare for my underboob than i am for my face
December 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
worst part about having unexplained insanely high blood pressure at 27 is that pocari sweat is now a forbidden drink
December 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Something lovely for the weekend! A 1,800 year-old Roman glass flask shaped like a mouse!

Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️

📷 by me www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...

#Archaeology
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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I couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. I'm running errands..
December 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
imagine if we could have a non-mainstream/conservative media outlet that didn't platform whackos
Community water fluoridation has been defended as settled science, despite weak evidence of benefit and the influence of corporate interests.

Fluoridated faith: How weak science and vested interests sold mass medication
~ Dr Mark Diesendorf
Fluoridated faith: How weak science and vested interests sold mass medication
Community water fluoridation has been defended as settled science, despite weak evidence of benefit and the quiet influence of powerful corporate interests.
buff.ly
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
decadence
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
every fucking shop website shows you shit you can order online instead of shit they have in stock now. who wants that? if i want to shop online I'm not doing it on the woolworths website, and if I'm trying to find shit on the woolworths website I don't want to buy something online
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
last day last day last day
December 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
hey what do men who dont wear shorts wear as pants in the summer time
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
forgot that once i get too tan you can tell that half my arm hairs are blonde and i look like some kinda scandi freak
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
be honest do these sunglasses make me look like a sex offender
December 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
what if i started calling it a 'reccy
December 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
cherry
December 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
put all my spices into labelled jars so now I'm mentally healthy
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM