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I'm a simple cow, living a simple life,
But sometimes I feel exploited
But sometimes I feel exploited
only the first step of my first try at making a bûche de noël but I'm feeling incredibly smug about this
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
only the first step of my first try at making a bûche de noël but I'm feeling incredibly smug about this
the fact that i can create this with nothing but a whisk and the power of generational trauma does make me feel like I'm maybe better than everyone
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
the fact that i can create this with nothing but a whisk and the power of generational trauma does make me feel like I'm maybe better than everyone
christmas cooking thread aka how much shit can i make gold before my family confiscate the lustre dust
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
christmas cooking thread aka how much shit can i make gold before my family confiscate the lustre dust
be honest do these sunglasses make me look like a sex offender
December 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
be honest do these sunglasses make me look like a sex offender
spicy dirty margarita. yw
December 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
spicy dirty margarita. yw
bought a bunch of gay alligators to hide in my pot plants
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
bought a bunch of gay alligators to hide in my pot plants
i cannot escape the will of the pappou that lives in my brain. he makes me dress like this and drink bitter coffee
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i cannot escape the will of the pappou that lives in my brain. he makes me dress like this and drink bitter coffee
someone tell me why my instinct was to yell "you're not supposed to be here" at this fox
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
someone tell me why my instinct was to yell "you're not supposed to be here" at this fox
what if we were two pikelets in a pan and we kissed 🫣 and also both the pikelets are boys
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
what if we were two pikelets in a pan and we kissed 🫣 and also both the pikelets are boys
its christmastime, baby!!! u know what that means... unsettling animatronic nativity scene time
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
its christmastime, baby!!! u know what that means... unsettling animatronic nativity scene time
its once again muumuu season and i am once again getting offended by people trying to avoid me in public before realising that they think I'm gonna try and give them literature
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
its once again muumuu season and i am once again getting offended by people trying to avoid me in public before realising that they think I'm gonna try and give them literature
bunch of ppl just saw me ignore a charity mugger, look over my shoulder and realise he was selling firefighter calendars, and involuntarily do this meme
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
bunch of ppl just saw me ignore a charity mugger, look over my shoulder and realise he was selling firefighter calendars, and involuntarily do this meme
thought i saw my ex in the persian grocer :/
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
thought i saw my ex in the persian grocer :/
i could spend all day watching him eat watermelon but then he would shit himself to death
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
i could spend all day watching him eat watermelon but then he would shit himself to death
i think about this scene whenever my brain is bad and I'm thinking of too many poasts
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
i think about this scene whenever my brain is bad and I'm thinking of too many poasts
if theres one thing he loves, its putting himself on a shelf
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
if theres one thing he loves, its putting himself on a shelf
cute fluffy men will get yoinked
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
cute fluffy men will get yoinked
him: u better not be cunty david hasselhoff when i get there
me:
me:
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
him: u better not be cunty david hasselhoff when i get there
me:
me: