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greenlynx

@lynxspider.bsky.social

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Cat lover, amateur photographer and naturalist, avid gardener, occasional crafter. She/her, cis/het, ally to all who could use one. Userpic is my photo of a green lynx spider mother-to-be in my yard.

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greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · Oct 5

Artwork of the late Tardar Sauce (stage name Grumpy Cat), with her trademark scowl, holding a small American flag, with caption NOPE.

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greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 53m

Well, obviously it's been much too long since I saw it last! (At least 10 years, I think.)

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john.in.chicago @john-in-chicago.bsky.social · 1d

The eating machine visited birdcam.

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greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 59m

Awww, somebody loves their safflower seeds❤️

greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 59m

Awww, somebody loves their safflower seeds❤️

greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 1h

MAGA is allergic to information.

greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 1h

Like goldfish at feeding time.

greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 1h

Denial is a helluva drug.

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tremes15.bsky.social @tremes15.bsky.social · 15h

I heard he was going to plead guilty by reason of insanity and be held at the Mayo Clinic.

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greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 1h

Stunning! I love parrots.

greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 1h

Happy news❤️

Manhattan Bird Alert @birdcpk.bsky.social · 5d

A happy ending to the story of the Lost Budgerigar: she was reported rescued this morning in Central Park and will be taken for veterinary care. Thanks to all for your concern, particularly those who observed her and tried to help her. 🦜 💛

greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 1h

What is that from?

greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 1h

You're not wrong. (Not that they don't have plenty of other methods to cheat.)

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 18h

I love how the version of "abuses" we would do is all like "holy shit they'll give everyone rights."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"

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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 4d

Please understand that people will not be "going without SNAP/EBT/food stamps" - people will be going without FOOD.

Actually and literally.

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It's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 18h

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?

Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those

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greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 1h

St Peter: (presses button to open trap door)

greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 1h

I use all lower case for these hypocrites too, but I like this.

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Deborah Jurges @lottesenkelin.bsky.social · 13h

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Congressional Switchboard

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Remove Speaker Johnson. File a motion to vacate the chair

Text SIGN PPSQYP to 50409 to send this to your officials.

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greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 1h

Awww, beat me to it!

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lizzie @squeamysalami.likes.earth · 1d

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

a raccoon face photoshopped with another raccoon holding its hands up. there is a rainbow

"There is no trash can't. There is only trash CAN!"

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Grace Loh Prasad @gracelp.bsky.social · 13h

Some wise person pointed out that “Louvre” is an anagram of “voleur” which means thief 🙃

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greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 1h

Even "un deux trois quatre cin" would be an improvement. Or "mot de passe."

Perry Areolar @perryodontal.bsky.social · 17h

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 9h

If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 9h

Donald Trump is telling the Republicans to "get tougher."

Get tougher on who? The woman with malignant melanoma?

Because he sure as hell isn't getting tougher on the billionaires he invited to his Great Gatsby party.

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Dr. Damien P. Williams! Look over here! … It's All For You! @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 10h

If you've stopped masking in public for whatever reason, now is a really good time to start again

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