Lynn Bixenspan
@lynnbixenspan.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, singer.
I once died on Celebrity Ghost Stories.
Horror and game liker.
No cavities!
I once died on Celebrity Ghost Stories.
Horror and game liker.
No cavities!
Pinned
Sat at 5 at QED in Astoria!
Stories about all kinds of relationships, plus onstage therapy with real therapists!
Stories about all kinds of relationships, plus onstage therapy with real therapists!
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sat at 5 at QED in Astoria!
Stories about all kinds of relationships, plus onstage therapy with real therapists!
Stories about all kinds of relationships, plus onstage therapy with real therapists!
We left after like 4 hours
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We left after like 4 hours
My storytelling and onstage therapy show, Relationshit, is this Saturday at 5 at QED in Astoria!
Featuring:
Erin Rose Chan
@iangoldstein.bsky.social
Hattie Hayes
@caitlinreese.bsky.social
Come if you want to have perfect mental health!
(Or just like, enjoy a show)
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Featuring:
Erin Rose Chan
@iangoldstein.bsky.social
Hattie Hayes
@caitlinreese.bsky.social
Come if you want to have perfect mental health!
(Or just like, enjoy a show)
qedastoria.com/products/rel...?
Relationsh*t!
Hosted by Lynn Bixenspan and Morgan Pielli, Relationshit features a mix of stories about all kinds of relationships and good old-fashioned new-fangled advice from REAL-LIFE THERAPISTS ONSTAGE. Featuri...
qedastoria.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My storytelling and onstage therapy show, Relationshit, is this Saturday at 5 at QED in Astoria!
Featuring:
Erin Rose Chan
@iangoldstein.bsky.social
Hattie Hayes
@caitlinreese.bsky.social
Come if you want to have perfect mental health!
(Or just like, enjoy a show)
qedastoria.com/products/rel...?
Featuring:
Erin Rose Chan
@iangoldstein.bsky.social
Hattie Hayes
@caitlinreese.bsky.social
Come if you want to have perfect mental health!
(Or just like, enjoy a show)
qedastoria.com/products/rel...?
Honestly you'll know if I like u cause I'll accidentally go "hummina, hummina" under my breath and then fall down a well
October 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Honestly you'll know if I like u cause I'll accidentally go "hummina, hummina" under my breath and then fall down a well
Really
Makes
You
Makes
You
October 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Really
Makes
You
Makes
You
My sex life is boring but my sex death is fascinating
October 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My sex life is boring but my sex death is fascinating
If you talk really quickly and passionately for 30 seconds onstage about anything, you WILL get an applause break
September 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If you talk really quickly and passionately for 30 seconds onstage about anything, you WILL get an applause break
Tomorrow, Saturday at 5 at QED!
August 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Tomorrow, Saturday at 5 at QED!
U guys ever heard of neural impulses?
Really makes u think.
Really makes u think.
August 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
U guys ever heard of neural impulses?
Really makes u think.
Really makes u think.
Oh hey!
Relationshit, my storytelling and onstage therapy show with real therapists is happening this Saturday the 23rd at 5pm at QED in Astoria!
Featuring:
David Lawson
@mattstorrs.bsky.social
@maxfine.bsky.social
Wilson McDermut
AND MORE?!
qedastoria.com/products/rel...
Relationshit, my storytelling and onstage therapy show with real therapists is happening this Saturday the 23rd at 5pm at QED in Astoria!
Featuring:
David Lawson
@mattstorrs.bsky.social
@maxfine.bsky.social
Wilson McDermut
AND MORE?!
qedastoria.com/products/rel...
Relationsh*t!
Hosted by Lynn Bixenspan and Morgan Pielli, Relationshit features a mix of stories about all kinds of relationships and good old-fashioned new-fangled advice from REAL-LIFE THERAPISTS ONSTAGE. Featuri...
qedastoria.com
August 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh hey!
Relationshit, my storytelling and onstage therapy show with real therapists is happening this Saturday the 23rd at 5pm at QED in Astoria!
Featuring:
David Lawson
@mattstorrs.bsky.social
@maxfine.bsky.social
Wilson McDermut
AND MORE?!
qedastoria.com/products/rel...
Relationshit, my storytelling and onstage therapy show with real therapists is happening this Saturday the 23rd at 5pm at QED in Astoria!
Featuring:
David Lawson
@mattstorrs.bsky.social
@maxfine.bsky.social
Wilson McDermut
AND MORE?!
qedastoria.com/products/rel...
Ernie is an abuser, full stop. Bert deserves better
August 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ernie is an abuser, full stop. Bert deserves better
Reposted by Lynn Bixenspan
Oh my God.
I just realized.
HULK HOGAN DIED ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER/RADAR ONLINE STORY THAT EXPOSED HIM AS A RACIST.
That's...insane.
I just realized.
HULK HOGAN DIED ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER/RADAR ONLINE STORY THAT EXPOSED HIM AS A RACIST.
That's...insane.
Hulk's N Word Racist Rants Caught On Tape –– Foul, Disgusting Tirade Leaks
Hulk Hogan has been captured on tape spewing foul-mouthed racial slurs -- including the N-word.
radaronline.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh my God.
I just realized.
HULK HOGAN DIED ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER/RADAR ONLINE STORY THAT EXPOSED HIM AS A RACIST.
That's...insane.
I just realized.
HULK HOGAN DIED ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER/RADAR ONLINE STORY THAT EXPOSED HIM AS A RACIST.
That's...insane.
Saturday at 5 at QED Astoria!
Storytelling and onstage therapy with real therapists, featuring:
@sharonspell.bsky.social
Wilson McDermut
@mattgrote.bsky.social
and more!
Hosted by me and Morgan Pielli!
Buy tickets here, babe:
qedastoria.com/products/rel...
Storytelling and onstage therapy with real therapists, featuring:
@sharonspell.bsky.social
Wilson McDermut
@mattgrote.bsky.social
and more!
Hosted by me and Morgan Pielli!
Buy tickets here, babe:
qedastoria.com/products/rel...
Relationsh*t!
Hosted by Lynn Bixenspan and Morgan Pielli, Relationshit features a mix of stories about all kinds of relationships and good old-fashioned new-fangled advice from REAL-LIFE THERAPISTS ONSTAGE. Be a vo...
qedastoria.com
July 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Saturday at 5 at QED Astoria!
Storytelling and onstage therapy with real therapists, featuring:
@sharonspell.bsky.social
Wilson McDermut
@mattgrote.bsky.social
and more!
Hosted by me and Morgan Pielli!
Buy tickets here, babe:
qedastoria.com/products/rel...
Storytelling and onstage therapy with real therapists, featuring:
@sharonspell.bsky.social
Wilson McDermut
@mattgrote.bsky.social
and more!
Hosted by me and Morgan Pielli!
Buy tickets here, babe:
qedastoria.com/products/rel...
I wish someone would hug my voodoo doll
July 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I wish someone would hug my voodoo doll
I'm basically the Pied Piper, I can't even count
July 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm basically the Pied Piper, I can't even count
My only real platform now is running into the street screaming
July 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My only real platform now is running into the street screaming
Not enough therapy accounts for the fact that you really MIGHT be an annoying idiot everyone hates
June 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Not enough therapy accounts for the fact that you really MIGHT be an annoying idiot everyone hates
Oh hi read my Substack where I talk about the internal pressure to be responsive at all times
Lynnbixenspan.substack.com
Lynnbixenspan.substack.com
June 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Oh hi read my Substack where I talk about the internal pressure to be responsive at all times
Lynnbixenspan.substack.com
Lynnbixenspan.substack.com
Reposted by Lynn Bixenspan
full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around
June 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around
OH NO I found the perfect curse:
“May you be loved by people who know how to show up… and may it terrify you every time.”
“May you be loved by people who know how to show up… and may it terrify you every time.”
June 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
OH NO I found the perfect curse:
“May you be loved by people who know how to show up… and may it terrify you every time.”
“May you be loved by people who know how to show up… and may it terrify you every time.”