Luna the Moth
@lunathemoth.bsky.social
Here for a good time, not a long time. If my coworkers find this account, no you didn’t. She/fae
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THIS COUNTS AS PHYSICAL THERAPY
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
THIS COUNTS AS PHYSICAL THERAPY
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
me: I haven’t lost that much strength in my right hand, I AM FINE
also me: *literally can’t type on my phone without my right hand absolutely losing her shit lol*
also me: *literally can’t type on my phone without my right hand absolutely losing her shit lol*
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
me: I haven’t lost that much strength in my right hand, I AM FINE
also me: *literally can’t type on my phone without my right hand absolutely losing her shit lol*
also me: *literally can’t type on my phone without my right hand absolutely losing her shit lol*
Dreamed green gummy bears were reenacting the nativity
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Dreamed green gummy bears were reenacting the nativity
FIRST ONE IN MY WHOLE LIFE MY JAW WAS ALREADY RELAXED I WIN MENTAL HEALTH
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
FIRST ONE IN MY WHOLE LIFE MY JAW WAS ALREADY RELAXED I WIN MENTAL HEALTH
Wanting to lie here
vs
needing to pee
vs
needing to pee
two women are dancing in a living room with a netflix logo on the bottom
Alt: two women are doing tug of war in a living room with a netflix logo on the bottom
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November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Wanting to lie here
vs
needing to pee
vs
needing to pee
Randomly, out of nowhere, someone texted and asked if they were coming to clean my house tomorrow
OBVS I SAID YES
Now I just need someone to come over at bedtime when I lie down and I remember every part of my body hurts like a mf
Preferably someone with strong hands and good massage oil!
OBVS I SAID YES
Now I just need someone to come over at bedtime when I lie down and I remember every part of my body hurts like a mf
Preferably someone with strong hands and good massage oil!
As this is an ongoing Luna series, I would like to point out I will also have someone to do neck and back/shoulder/head work BEFORE sleep. It’s just my legs hurt the most when I’m trying to sleep and also I’m SADDEST so a head pet would be nice!
When I am a billionaire I am going to hire one person to rub my legs until I fall asleep and another to pet my hair
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Randomly, out of nowhere, someone texted and asked if they were coming to clean my house tomorrow
OBVS I SAID YES
Now I just need someone to come over at bedtime when I lie down and I remember every part of my body hurts like a mf
Preferably someone with strong hands and good massage oil!
OBVS I SAID YES
Now I just need someone to come over at bedtime when I lie down and I remember every part of my body hurts like a mf
Preferably someone with strong hands and good massage oil!
my wife says I can have a ho phase if I want to have one but lol I am too Demi 😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
my wife says I can have a ho phase if I want to have one but lol I am too Demi 😭😭
Took a Kinsey test at the bar with my wife and ex husband and both my wife and ex husband got a 5 and I only got a 3.5 (I took a second test after my 3 and got a 4) and I am UPSET
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Took a Kinsey test at the bar with my wife and ex husband and both my wife and ex husband got a 5 and I only got a 3.5 (I took a second test after my 3 and got a 4) and I am UPSET
If I’m going to gain 30 pounds on 1400 calories a day, at least most of that is going to my boobs and thighs 🤷🏼♀️
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If I’m going to gain 30 pounds on 1400 calories a day, at least most of that is going to my boobs and thighs 🤷🏼♀️
As this is an ongoing Luna series, I would like to point out I will also have someone to do neck and back/shoulder/head work BEFORE sleep. It’s just my legs hurt the most when I’m trying to sleep and also I’m SADDEST so a head pet would be nice!
When I am a billionaire I am going to hire one person to rub my legs until I fall asleep and another to pet my hair
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
As this is an ongoing Luna series, I would like to point out I will also have someone to do neck and back/shoulder/head work BEFORE sleep. It’s just my legs hurt the most when I’m trying to sleep and also I’m SADDEST so a head pet would be nice!
why is 9:30 SO FAR AWAY
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
why is 9:30 SO FAR AWAY
PSA! If you go to CVS for your vaccines, you have to lie on the depression screening because if you’re honest they HAVE to send you to the hospital and no one has time for that!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
PSA! If you go to CVS for your vaccines, you have to lie on the depression screening because if you’re honest they HAVE to send you to the hospital and no one has time for that!!
When I am a billionaire I am going to hire one person to rub my legs until I fall asleep and another to pet my hair
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When I am a billionaire I am going to hire one person to rub my legs until I fall asleep and another to pet my hair
I feel like I had a dream about tabby cats and how stupid they were and then it was me, I was the tabby cat lol
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I feel like I had a dream about tabby cats and how stupid they were and then it was me, I was the tabby cat lol
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That time foxy came to me for help to get porcupine quills out of nose….
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
That time foxy came to me for help to get porcupine quills out of nose….
Putting your kink on main like
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Putting your kink on main like
I was the most femme one in the trio this weekend, so two people opened doors for me AT THE SAME TIME and I was like, yes, thank you, I AM a princess (and then I told them to keep doing it)
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a tvn sign
Alt: Two men open doors for a third dude
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November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I was the most femme one in the trio this weekend, so two people opened doors for me AT THE SAME TIME and I was like, yes, thank you, I AM a princess (and then I told them to keep doing it)
RSD is fun because you can be the one to send a polite message to a woman to tell her you’re not in a good place to date right now and she can very politely reply neither am I but you’re so delightful, we’ll keep being friends. But you will spend the next 24 hrs feeling like unlovable garbage
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
RSD is fun because you can be the one to send a polite message to a woman to tell her you’re not in a good place to date right now and she can very politely reply neither am I but you’re so delightful, we’ll keep being friends. But you will spend the next 24 hrs feeling like unlovable garbage
My wife: the base is flared
me: NO
me: NO
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My wife: the base is flared
me: NO
me: NO
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
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wait wait wait I’m sorry what was the sex pest’s name?
"A Regina police officer has pleaded guilty to using police databases to pursue intimate and personal relationships with women. [...] It's not clear how many people Semenchuk may have contacted."
Regina officer pleads guilty to using police databases to pursue women | CBC News
Sergeant Robert Eric Semenchuck remains suspended with pay, as required under the province's Police Act. He has pleaded guilty to breach of trust and unauthorized use of a computer
www.cbc.ca
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
wait wait wait I’m sorry what was the sex pest’s name?
why are we shame spiraling brain?? wtf
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
why are we shame spiraling brain?? wtf
some of you will never understand the satisfaction of your fart just being a fart and it shows
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
some of you will never understand the satisfaction of your fart just being a fart and it shows
Was trying to text “I love you” and my phone kept trying to correct it to “I love toys??”
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ok phone wow
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ok phone wow
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Was trying to text “I love you” and my phone kept trying to correct it to “I love toys??”
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ok phone wow
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ok phone wow