Lucy Jordache
@lucyjordache.bsky.social
I am Marillion’s Manager. I swear a lot. I like dogs. I don’t like many people. I love sunshine.
Get in:). I thought it would be more:)
@lucyjordache.bsky.social has swears! They've used 60 profanities in their last 431 posts.
🥇 "cunt" (13 times)
🥈 "fuck" (13 times)
🥉 "fucking" (12 times)
🥇 "cunt" (13 times)
🥈 "fuck" (13 times)
🥉 "fucking" (12 times)
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Get in:). I thought it would be more:)
@profanity.accountant how much do I swear on BlueSky please?
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@profanity.accountant how much do I swear on BlueSky please?
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Trump has Biden Derangement Syndrome.
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Trump has Biden Derangement Syndrome.
Fill in the survey. I have. And told them I do not comply to having mileage checked and will not buy an EV whilst this exists.
Here's the #EV pay per mile consultation. It says motorists will pay an estimate 12 months in advance 🤔. New car mileage will be "checked" at the end of the first and second year. How? www.gov.uk/government/c...
Consultation on the Introduction of Electric Vehicle Excise Duty (eVED)
A consultation setting out further detail on how eVED will work.
www.gov.uk
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Fill in the survey. I have. And told them I do not comply to having mileage checked and will not buy an EV whilst this exists.
Dear Labour. Fix the NHS and the six million waiting for operations, some of whom will be unable to work because of this, will be able to go back to work. Therefore paying more tax and having more money to spend. Nothing is more important right now. Nothing. #fixtheNHS
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Dear Labour. Fix the NHS and the six million waiting for operations, some of whom will be unable to work because of this, will be able to go back to work. Therefore paying more tax and having more money to spend. Nothing is more important right now. Nothing. #fixtheNHS
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John Major, "One aspect of reducing immigration would be to make it more palatable for migrants to remain in their own countries"
"That is why the policy of cutting aid and investment to poor countries is a very poor sighted policy"
"That is why the policy of cutting aid and investment to poor countries is a very poor sighted policy"
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
John Major, "One aspect of reducing immigration would be to make it more palatable for migrants to remain in their own countries"
"That is why the policy of cutting aid and investment to poor countries is a very poor sighted policy"
"That is why the policy of cutting aid and investment to poor countries is a very poor sighted policy"
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Donald Trump expects Ukrainians to be ‘grateful’ as he prepares a carve-up of the country with Putin.
We can’t let that happen - Starmer must work with our European allies to stop this stitch-up in its tracks.
We can’t let that happen - Starmer must work with our European allies to stop this stitch-up in its tracks.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Donald Trump expects Ukrainians to be ‘grateful’ as he prepares a carve-up of the country with Putin.
We can’t let that happen - Starmer must work with our European allies to stop this stitch-up in its tracks.
We can’t let that happen - Starmer must work with our European allies to stop this stitch-up in its tracks.
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The same people who convinced the British public to back a catastrophic Boris Johnson premiership are now pulling the same trick again with Nigel Farage
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-confid...
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-confid...
The Confidence Trick That Put Boris Johnson Into Power Is Now Being Used on Nigel Farage
The same people who convinced the British public to back a catastrophic Boris Johnson premiership are now pulling the same trick again with Nigel Farage
www.adambienkov.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The same people who convinced the British public to back a catastrophic Boris Johnson premiership are now pulling the same trick again with Nigel Farage
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-confid...
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-confid...
Trump is a fucking moron. Happy Friday everyone.
This is blatant blackmail. Bear in mind that Donald Trump has already ended all U.S. military, financial, economic and humanitarian support to Ukraine. What remains is the 'right' of other NATO member states to buy U.S. weapons for Kyiv. Now he wants President Zelensky to betray his country?
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Trump is a fucking moron. Happy Friday everyone.
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If Karoline Leavitt thinks it’s ok for the President to call a reporter “piggy”, I guess it’s ok for me to call the White House Press Secretary a HUGE FUCKING CUNT.
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If Karoline Leavitt thinks it’s ok for the President to call a reporter “piggy”, I guess it’s ok for me to call the White House Press Secretary a HUGE FUCKING CUNT.
Told you.
(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: Epstein Brother Alleges Trump and Bondi Conspiring to Destroy Federal Evidence and Defraud Voters to Protect Trump and Other Accused MAGA Pedophiles
Jeffrey Epstein’s Brother Claims He Heard ‘from a Pretty Good Source’ That Epstein Files Are Being Scrubbed of Republican Names
Mark Epstein, brother of the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, alleged in an interview with NewsNation that the Epstein files are being edited to remove Republican names.
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Told you.
Weather update tonight on itv. Knob or thumb?:)
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Weather update tonight on itv. Knob or thumb?:)
Instagram doesn’t like me calling trump a cunt then. They have no problem with him calling a female journalist a ‘piggy’ though….
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Instagram doesn’t like me calling trump a cunt then. They have no problem with him calling a female journalist a ‘piggy’ though….
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The most well-documented illegal quid pro quo in the entire political career of Donald Trump is him covering up the brutal murder of a Washington Post journalist for Mohammed bin Salman and immediately sending the Trump Organization into Saudi Arabia to get deals with MBS worth hundreds of millions
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The most well-documented illegal quid pro quo in the entire political career of Donald Trump is him covering up the brutal murder of a Washington Post journalist for Mohammed bin Salman and immediately sending the Trump Organization into Saudi Arabia to get deals with MBS worth hundreds of millions
Trump is a cunt. Again and again.
“Things happen.”
Jamal Khashoggi was a journalist and Washington Post columnist who was literally murdered and dismembered by agents of the Saudi government inside a Saudi consulate.
Shameful. So shameful.
Jamal Khashoggi was a journalist and Washington Post columnist who was literally murdered and dismembered by agents of the Saudi government inside a Saudi consulate.
Shameful. So shameful.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Trump is a cunt. Again and again.
Trump is a cunt. Again.
Why would the Epstein buddy president go out of his way to help sex trafficker Andrew Tate? Guess some mysteries are unsolvable.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump is a cunt. Again.
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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I agree that the BBC should apologise to Trump for being misleading.
Right after Trump apologises for the 30,573 false or misleading claims he made during his first presidency, or for each of his current daily average of 21 new lies per.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_o...
Right after Trump apologises for the 30,573 false or misleading claims he made during his first presidency, or for each of his current daily average of 21 new lies per.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_o...
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I agree that the BBC should apologise to Trump for being misleading.
Right after Trump apologises for the 30,573 false or misleading claims he made during his first presidency, or for each of his current daily average of 21 new lies per.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_o...
Right after Trump apologises for the 30,573 false or misleading claims he made during his first presidency, or for each of his current daily average of 21 new lies per.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_o...
Dementia.
President Trump criticises France and others for celebrating remembrance day, saying, "We're the one that won the wars"
Surreal, and so very disrespectful to every person who fought in the wars for the freedoms we all enjoy today
Surreal, and so very disrespectful to every person who fought in the wars for the freedoms we all enjoy today
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Dementia.
I’ve started putting Xmas decorations up. It cheered me up:)
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’ve started putting Xmas decorations up. It cheered me up:)
#boycotttesla Elon musk is a cunt. Plus no one deserves to have that much money. He is a bond style megalomaniac villain. Do not give him power.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Elon Musk's $1tn pay deal approved by Tesla shareholders - BBC News
The richest man in the world will get hundreds of millions of new shares if he hits his targets.
www.bbc.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
#boycotttesla Elon musk is a cunt. Plus no one deserves to have that much money. He is a bond style megalomaniac villain. Do not give him power.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Yup. I won’t be be watching.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Yup. I won’t be be watching.
I don’t wear a poppy for Remembrance Day. I put money in the collection jar, but never wear a poppy. Which to me has been spoilt, as the English flag, by the ‘Poppy Police’.
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I don’t wear a poppy for Remembrance Day. I put money in the collection jar, but never wear a poppy. Which to me has been spoilt, as the English flag, by the ‘Poppy Police’.
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This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans.
Nero would be proud.
Nero would be proud.
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans.
Nero would be proud.
Nero would be proud.