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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈
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She/Her (Sabrina) | Married | Vegan btw 💚 | Alpacas 🦙 | 📚 Books | might read 'too much' fanfiction 😬 | Sci-Fi 👽| Satan Show 😈 | 💻🦙
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TRAILER! 🎉🎉🎉💕🦙
Official trailer for Tom's new show CIA. It looks good! Glad to see some real promotion out there. Starts Feb 23
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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To quote my favourite thirst tweet "Tom Ellis in glasses owns my ass"
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
One of the fun things about having been a teenager in the 90s is that when one of those endless Meat Loaf ballads pops up, you're simultaneously annoyed by it and really into it.

WHY is "I'd Do Anything For Love" 12 minutes long?!
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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GenAI/LLM stole my work. Thinking it would make me more creative is like stealing a pie I made, eating it, vomiting, and then telling me that to eat the vomit to make pie.

Like, no thank you, I know how to actually make things, not just steal, vomit, and say "I made this" over the steaming pile
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This sounds fun! 😄
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Gently reminding everyone that if you care about indie art, if you care about things made by human hands and minds and hearts, you NEED to support them. You need to buy them, you need to talk about them, you need to share them with others.
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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So I have approx 48k words spread out over 3 different Christmas fics (though one is more wintery than Xmas) that I'll probably start posting this week.

Apologies ahead of time. Apparently this is the season of angst. 📺😈|😈📖

#AVeryLuciferChristmas #FicOverachiever #Angstaholic #LuciferFanfiction
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"Superstar" is sooo annoying. 😩

#BuffyRewatch
#FuckOffJonathan
December 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Acidentially overdosed on caffeine, AAAAAAHHHHHH!
a sheep standing in a grassy field next to a barn
ALT: a sheep standing in a grassy field next to a barn
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Can't hurt to try again...
December 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Reminder that JK Rowling sees any support of Harry Potter as an endorsement of her political beliefs, and she uses Harry Potter royalties to further her transphobic hate campaign. Your friends and family might not think you're a bigot for buying Harry Potter shit, but Rowling herself certainly will.
December 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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AI is an inappropriate tool for any application where you want the output to be true.
Last month Amazon rolled out ai-gen video recaps of a few of its most popular original series. They’ve now disabled the feature after viewers pointed out the recaps were getting key plot points wrong.
Amazon Prime Video pulls AI-powered recaps after Fallout flub
Fallout from Fallout.
www.theverge.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Ai has confidently told me that I have two cats named Bramble & Clover, I grew up on my grandmother's farm, I was a ballet dancer before I was a writer, and I've been married "many times". All it came from hallucinated sources; none of it is true. This is just one of the many reasons to resist Ai.
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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I have two starter packs with speculative fiction publications - magazines, podcasts, and publishers. You can follow all or some from these lists.

1. bsky.app/starter-pack...

2. bsky.app/starter-pack...
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I can really, reall, recommend the Martha Wells bundle. Murderbot is amazing!

Look what happend after I bought it when the bundle was first availabe:

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Unlock and upgrade in the Return to Metroidvania rebundle, read up on exciting Sci-Fi with Matha Wells’ Murderbot & more, and add character to your game environments with the Best of Synty 4 Game Dev Assets rebundles! https://bit.ly/4oxXmjd
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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All the Devil's Details update!

Ch 14 — Existential Identity Dread

Chloe and Lucifer interview Dr. Linda Martin for a lead in Delilah's death. Afterwards, Lucifer gets a brilliant idea about one of his own problems.

archiveofourown.org/works/698671...

#LuciferFanfiction
#LuciferNetflix
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Chapter 15 of Hjemvé is up 🍦
archiveofourown.org/works/703307...
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.
McDonald's has taken down a Christmas ad made with AI following online backlash

The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
McDonald's pulls AI-generated Christmas advert following backlash
McDonald's said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI".
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Happy Birthday, Andrea! 🤗💕🦙🎉🎉🎉🎂 @andreatschirge.bsky.social

Sending you fluffy alpaca hugs from Chris and me! 🤗🤗
two llamas standing next to each other on a balcony .
ALT: two llamas standing next to each other on a balcony .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Hjemvé / Copenhagen mood board № 12 🧜‍♀️

#LuciferNetflix #LuciferFanfiction
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Saw a post about what a great guy Matthew Lillard is on Reddit and now I really want to watch 13 Ghosts. 😅
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
🎅🎄😈
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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This fierce folk creation by Amandine Barbet, stands guardian in the dampened marsh, born of the earth's oldest secrets, a beautiful vision of wild, witchy art.

#beautifulbizarre #contemporaryart #surrealart #mask #maskart #costume #artcollectors #artmagazine #artinspo #art
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM