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LostR2 روکسانا

@lostr2.bsky.social

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I like Flyers hockey, cats, art, mecha, board games, cooking, writing, and punching Nazis and zionists (same thing) in their fucking faces. روکسانا نمی تواند بازی کند

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LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 15h

With love.

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 16h

Legit how one of my wizards cast Magic Missile in dnd.

Also LET'S GO FLYERS!! Finally got to give mom good news about Zegras scoring 😁

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 16h

Poor mom.

Me: He is a very poor skater. You're not missing much. More of a land creature

Mom: Ha. I tried other hockey games on espn and same black screen. I think I'll call xfinity

Me: Huh. You should. Meanwhile? Wally is on the next shift. Better at skating, not as good as gritty. But I expected decent skating from a Canadian goose

Mom: 😊

Me: Swoop has a hoagie cannon and is firing flavor missiles into the crowd. Brink in the box top of the second. No score yet

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 16h

More specifically, mom doesn't have access to the broadcast so I'm texting her about it.

Me: I'm so sorry that you have missed gritty playing on the team. I'm sure once you actually get a feed he will have stopped for the evening

Mom: Doubt if ill get a feed. With pred broadcast and flyers broadcast won't load on espn.

Me: awwwwwwwww. I'm watching on Hulu but we've already established for some weird reason you can't see that. Next time I'm at your place we'll have to see what's up with it

Mom: 👍

Me: Omg the Phanatic is taking a shift??? Mom, I can't believe you're missing this

Mom: 😢

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LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 16h

Flyers Flyers Flyers!!!

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 21h

Sorry, but I have to play Devil's advocate for a moment:

Meeeeeow.

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 1d

I love her.

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LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 1d

I will always be in your corner.

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 1d

What if my left hand actually gets better and I do the next two surgeries on the right side and next year at this time I have multiple intricately carved pumpkins at my door and actually give things away on Halloween all because my pain is less and I can participate again?

Is that even possible?

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 1d

conspiracy to make a cop go slow

It was further part of the conspiracy that the co-conspirators, including
RABBITT, ABUGHAZALEH, MARTIN, SHARP, STRAW and WALSH, physically hindered and impeded Agent A and the Government Vehicle such that Agent A was forced to drive at an extremely slow rate of speed to avoid injuring any of the conspirators and in doing so slowly progressed towards the BSSA to discharge the duties of his office.

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LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 1d

I want to say this is finally some good news, but good news is Sonya never being murdered. I've thought about her and what happened to this case, on and off. I hope her family, friends, and community can begin to heal.

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 1d

BREAKING: An Illinois jury convicted a former sheriff’s deputy of second-degree murder in the shooting death of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who had called 911 asking for help.

Illinois deputy found guilty of murder in the shooting of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911

An Illinois jury has convicted a former sheriff’s deputy of second-degree murder in the shooting death of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911 for help.

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LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 1d

I just want a strictly Khazrak timeline.

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 3d

Cutest warning my mom has given in years...

Me: I'm cooking like normal, even without using my left hand.

Mom: Be careful not to cut yourself!

One handed? What of mine would I be cutting? Would the knife bend backwards into the hand that's holding it? I love my mom.

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 3d

And on National Black Cat Day in the US! I love the floof. Perfection.

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 7d

So they had my face covered, I couldn't watch but it was fun to listen. I was very happy with that, as I wanted to watch but they wouldn't let me. My eyes were open, and I could see the light above me through the blue sheet. Was pretty, and very interesting.

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 7d

Post-op hand pain without meds is less painful than when I have a good day with barely registering pain, and then make cookies.

They sliced me open, my fingers are numb, and if making chocolate chip cookies is a 10/10 pain scale, surgery is maybe a 6/10.

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 7d

Now I have a new, easy way to convey what life-long pain is like.

11 hours ago my surgeon sliced open my hand for carpal tunnel release. I woke up in the middle and thought "huh, they didn't really numb me as much as expected" but just laid there and listened as they finished because it was neat.

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 7d

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

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LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 7d

Today I became conscious midway through surgery for carpal tunnel release, which was awesome (I'm down for this). Then, after, my surgeon happily said the compression on my nerve was really bad, which means he thinks I'll DEFINITELY feel pain relief.

I've had this pain more than half my life 😁

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 9d

Today a client told me I have a beautiful and positive, lively personality. I looked her dead in the eyes and cheerfully told her "Thank you! It's my mom's!"

She doesn't need to know I also inherited the wrath of both my grandmothers. It wasn't relevant information.

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 9d

And I don't have the extra cabinet space to store beans and accoutrement I'll never use for myself.

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 9d

Sure, but they're picky. I'm not keeping a French press and a bean grinder on hand that I'll never use. I have instant coffee, because I bake, but at first mention I'm told that's gross and they'll go buy coffee at Starbucks. I don't think hospitality requires having exactly the coffee they want.

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LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 11d

I would deliver so many asthma attacks to drivers who do the same to me in traffic. I would terrify everyone who caused me to wake in the middle of a full blown medical emergency, in the dead of the night, absolutely covered in the stench of pot at a non smoking hotel.

I would be vengeance.

rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 11d

if you smoke near me, i should be able to extract an equivalent number of hit points from you

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 14d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 11d

I want colder. Send me your cold, and add extra.

LostR2 روکسانا @lostr2.bsky.social · 11d

My guests often complain that I don't have coffee for them in the morning. I'd blame tariffs, but really we all know I hate coffee and don't generally drink caffeine.

Perhaps I'm even more un-American than I thought.

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