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lorisays.bsky.social
@lorisays.bsky.social
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She puts the fun in dysfunctional.
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Socially vegan.

Because I get nauseous even thinking about meets.
Standing awkwardly in a corner hoping no one talks to me and being mistaken for aloof and intriguing.
The kind of person who rolls the window down for the dog on a car ride gets really freaked out by the kind of person who always rolls her window down at the stoplight to talk to dogs.

#unpleasantsurprise
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This was the #Gators "shining moment." Unbelievable. x.com/MarchMadness...

I stay far away from X, so hesitate to repost, but oh my, this clip!
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The thrill of victory.

The agony of being the human embodiment of a sad trombone.
legend has it he's still standing there to this day
Thank you 2025 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS Florida #Gators Men’s Basketball team for giving us fans such a fun ride this season!!! 🐊🏀 #Gatorboysstayhot
#Gators have played on two levels all season. It basically comes down to foul pressure on the opponent and what Clayton does at the free-throw line when Florida is in the double bonus. Here we go. #homestretchintensity #GoGators 🐊🏀
So great. #Gators 🐊🏀
Global economic crisis the same day the Gators are playing for the championship.

Lol

The only thing we're making great again is that it's great to be a Florida Gator 🐊🐊🐊
a man is standing in front of a door with ted lasso written on the bottom
Alt: a man is standing in front of a door with scared money don't make money written on the bottom
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What’s the square root of the length of a college basketball game divided by the number of hours until tip-off?

That’s probably about how many cups of coffee per hour I need to be drinking to have any hope of staying awake to watch the entire game tonight. #Gators 🐊🏀
Congrats #Gators!! Bring on the CHOMPionship 🐊 🏀
Time for the homestretch intensity. #Gators 🐊 🏀
Fun on fun. #Gators 🐊🏀
The single-season scoring record breaker for Walter Clayton Jr. Also set the #Gators mark for most points in a single NCAA Tournament (99+).
Keep your eye on that foul count for Auburn though. #Gators play on two levels. 🐊🏀
Everybody has a traumatic hamster story.

Go.
(cooking blog by a hamster)

BABY HAMSTER CEVICHE
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When i first gave birth to my litter, I knew they were weak. That's when I knew I had to try out this family recipe, perfect for a cool spring lunch.

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“Meanwhile the wild geese,
high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting —
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.”
Mary Oliver — “I got saved by the beauty of the world.” | The On Being Project
A gift of an hour with the beloved late poet. The life behind the beautiful, precise words. How “Wild Geese” and “The Summer Day” came to be.
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#GatorNation appreciates your sacrifice. Your body probably thanks your for the stress and heart attacks you avoided. 😂
What a great game!!! So happy for the #Gators to be headed back to the Final Four 🐊🏀
SVG running commentary on the officiating in the #Gators game has been an added bonus
Oh this #Gator team is fun to watch!

Fun like a heart attack.

🐊🏀
Here we go…. 🤞🐊🏀