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Lord Pyro

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Vtuber/PNGtuber/Video Essayist/Bachelor’s degree in Digital Media Studies A cynical coffee mug that likes to complain about video games. Ask me about my thoughts on Halo or Sonic The Hedgehog if you want to feel bad. https://youtube.com/@lordpyromon?si

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 12h

It’s a unifying truth: No matter your politics, guns are objectively cool. Simple as.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 13h

You’re laughing? Some of the worst people on the planet are about to lose their whole livelihoods and you’re laughing?

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 13h

This show would become my religion.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 17h

YouTube shit itself again. When in doubt, blame Ai.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 17h

The majority of people didn’t

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 19h

I think you’re missing my original point. Everyone agrees Wii Play was not good, everyone also agrees Welcome Tour was not good. But, at the very least, Wii Play was a good deal for what it was. Welcome Tour is not a good deal, it is in fact a very bad deal.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 23h

I think people would appreciate a second pair of joycons, the game would just be a nice plus. Same as Wii Play.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

The name “Ninja Gaiden” implies that Dead Or Alive is the true main story.

The whole world revolves around hot women, as it should be.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

Wii Play is famously mid and was only worth buying because it came with a second controller. Does Welcome Tour come with a controller?

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

Papers Please but make it basic

Saved You A Click Video Games @syacvg.bsky.social · 1d

Quarantine Zone: The Last Check is currently one of the most wishlisted upcoming games on Steam.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

Jared Leto must die.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

The #Tron franchise will likely be retired from the big screen

(via THR)

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

They’re about to give Jar Jar a redemption arc in the dumbest way possible lmao

IGN @ign.com · 1d

Ever wondered what happened to Jar Jar following the Star Wars prequel movies? Well, a new canon comic is set to reveal the much-maligned character's fate, with a "pivotal role" in the forming of the Rebel Alliance teased.

Star Wars Comic Teases Jar Jar's 'Pivotal Role' Forming the Rebel Alliance Following Revenge of the Sith

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

I guess, more accurately, since around 2002.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty sure the first DBZ Budokai game also did this, it’s a really fun detail.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

Crazy people are still saying this shit when the franchise is in the best state it’s been in since the nineties.

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

Babe wake up, new Sam Raimi movie!

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 1d

First poster for Sam Raimi’s new film ‘SEND HELP’

Described as ‘Misery’ meets ‘Castaway’, the film follows 2 co-workers who hate each other but get stranded together on a desert island after their plane crashes.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 1d

Translation: “You’re never seeing Infamous or Sly ever again, dipshits!”

VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 2d

Sucker Punch will remain a single-project studio following Ghost of Yotei, it’s suggested.

“If we were good at juggling 4 projects, yeah, we’d have a remaster, and let’s go do one of those... and do some fan request… But we only get to do one thing."

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Sucker Punch will remain a single-project studio after Ghost of Yotei, boss suggests | VGC

“If we were good at juggling four projects, yeah, we’d have a remaster… But we only get to do one thing”…

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

“I know I’ve been spending the last decade and a half getting filthy rich and going on a perpetual press tour instead of writing that book I promised, but just know I’m not happy about it.”

IGN @ign.com · 2d

Game of Thrones creator George R.R. Martin may have been writing The Winds of Winter for 15 years, but he wants fans to know he's not happy with how late it is.

'I Don't Feel Happy Breaching Contracts or Missing a Deadline': George R.R. Martin Says He Doesn't Love How Late Winds of Winter Is

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

I’d be down for Ariana as Rouge. Mostly because I have my heart set on the possibility of Kristen Schaal as Amy.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

They’re gonna make all the same mistakes Sega and Atari did. History repeats itself yet again.

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

Key and Peele did it better

Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

Obviously you celebrate MLK day by disrespecting white people (eating seasoned chicken with no ranch dressing)

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

There is nothing that would cause an industry crash faster than releasing new consoles at a point when there are barely enough games worth buying for the current generation as the hardware prices continue to skyrocket.

VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 3d

Both PS6 and the next Xbox are planned for a 2027 release, according to separate reports.

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PS6 and next Xbox console are both aiming for 2027 release, separate reports claim | VGC

Both companies are reportedly planning to release their next-gen consoles within two years…

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Lord Pyro @lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d

Haha! Ha!