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He/Him because it makes some people mad.
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Thinking of melting some Velveeta and putting it on tortilla chips with some jalapenos and taco dauce
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Thinking of melting some Velveeta and putting it on tortilla chips with some jalapenos and taco dauce
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Btw everyone who shares Trump's Truth Social post on Reiner or who mocks his death at all this week should be fired from their job. Those are the New Rules.
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Btw everyone who shares Trump's Truth Social post on Reiner or who mocks his death at all this week should be fired from their job. Those are the New Rules.
They actually did vote for this and the ones you interviewed are either lying or stupid.
December 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
They actually did vote for this and the ones you interviewed are either lying or stupid.
Jesus rob reiner?
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Jesus rob reiner?
Is this probable cause to pull someone over for driving?
December 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Is this probable cause to pull someone over for driving?
Deeply funny that Colin Kaepernick would probably be a better starting QB then a number of starting QBs this weekend.
December 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Deeply funny that Colin Kaepernick would probably be a better starting QB then a number of starting QBs this weekend.
It's good Quentin Tarantino didn't do the F1 movie, because it would of been just a bunch of shots of feet on the pedals.
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It's good Quentin Tarantino didn't do the F1 movie, because it would of been just a bunch of shots of feet on the pedals.
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CodePink AND Chomsky finally getting their recognition as idiot far right sympathetics in one week? The Christmas season is truly a time of miracles
There was a time many years ago when I didn't think these people were clowns.
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
CodePink AND Chomsky finally getting their recognition as idiot far right sympathetics in one week? The Christmas season is truly a time of miracles
My cities orchestra and ballet put on a pretty good nutcracker.
December 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My cities orchestra and ballet put on a pretty good nutcracker.
I personally knowing Cincinnati, find that a head ice agent lives in fucking Coreyville, fucking wild.
“This is an agency that demonizes immigrants who have committed no crimes yet it fails to police its own ranks. The hypocrisy is breathtaking, & the threat to public safety is clear.”
This ⤵️ is who is behind the mask, grabbing people off the street.
www.citybeat.com/news/cincinn...
This ⤵️ is who is behind the mask, grabbing people off the street.
www.citybeat.com/news/cincinn...
Cincinnati ICE Leader Accused of Strangling Woman Held on $400k Bond
Prosecutors say the award-winning ICE agent has a history of domestic violence reports as DHS places him on suspension.
www.citybeat.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I personally knowing Cincinnati, find that a head ice agent lives in fucking Coreyville, fucking wild.
Re: animal farm movie
Bet a lot of them share the same agency, and gollum is doing animal farm sold them. Bill Murray doing Garfield because he thought it was the coan brothers is maybe a parallel.
Bet a lot of them share the same agency, and gollum is doing animal farm sold them. Bill Murray doing Garfield because he thought it was the coan brothers is maybe a parallel.
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Re: animal farm movie
Bet a lot of them share the same agency, and gollum is doing animal farm sold them. Bill Murray doing Garfield because he thought it was the coan brothers is maybe a parallel.
Bet a lot of them share the same agency, and gollum is doing animal farm sold them. Bill Murray doing Garfield because he thought it was the coan brothers is maybe a parallel.
I am making my dog listen to loveless on cassette.
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I am making my dog listen to loveless on cassette.
This site is keeping the pulse to the neo-prohibitionist movement.
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This site is keeping the pulse to the neo-prohibitionist movement.
The problem with this photo is the guy 2 of the 3 went to for economic advice was on Jeffrey's speed dial as Larry.
December 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The problem with this photo is the guy 2 of the 3 went to for economic advice was on Jeffrey's speed dial as Larry.
Noam Chomsky.... You mean the pedophile?
December 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Noam Chomsky.... You mean the pedophile?
If you are away from this app for like 24 hours and come back it is really wild.
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If you are away from this app for like 24 hours and come back it is really wild.
This is a good tweet. Also second wave American punk was a bunch of nerds. The DC scene were like a bunch of kids of state department employees or academics.
Dexter holland, milo akerman, and greg Graffin are the three ghosts that visit you if you make if you make christian punk rock.
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This is a good tweet. Also second wave American punk was a bunch of nerds. The DC scene were like a bunch of kids of state department employees or academics.
I see the guy who got rich selling the URL for broadcast . Com is giving his hot take on health insurance.
December 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I see the guy who got rich selling the URL for broadcast . Com is giving his hot take on health insurance.
Dexter holland, milo akerman, and greg Graffin are the three ghosts that visit you if you make if you make christian punk rock.
December 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Dexter holland, milo akerman, and greg Graffin are the three ghosts that visit you if you make if you make christian punk rock.
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Everyone’s gonna die someday. Trump may die sooner, and when he does, I worry there will be a genuine explosion of violence by people who will be enraged by the celebrations, a deepening of the rift.
December 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Everyone’s gonna die someday. Trump may die sooner, and when he does, I worry there will be a genuine explosion of violence by people who will be enraged by the celebrations, a deepening of the rift.
I survived a holiday corporate party at a conservative company.
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I survived a holiday corporate party at a conservative company.
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Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
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It's not a horseshoe, it's a perfect circle.
MTG + Code Pink = The Horseshoe is officially closed and welded.
December 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
It's not a horseshoe, it's a perfect circle.
Got looking at NYC on Google maps, and it is legit one of the greatest cities on earth.
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Got looking at NYC on Google maps, and it is legit one of the greatest cities on earth.
I have had the thought of doing the Rubicon trail in a kei truck stuck in my head all day.
December 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I have had the thought of doing the Rubicon trail in a kei truck stuck in my head all day.