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A Somm Called SURGE

@lordbullgod.bsky.social

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Let's dance to the drummer's beat! Philly sports, wrestling, Catholic (but you can make fun, we deserve it), BLM, and Grease 2. CMS Certified Sommelier. He/him

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · Dec 23

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 13h

Goofus: There are over six decks per shoe in Vegas, you won’t win with a system like that!

Gallant: I like to tip the nice waitress after every drink, whether I win or lose.

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 21h

BG definitely watched Rocky Balboa Sunday night, and really felt that “There’s still something in the basement“ speech

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 1d

Needed Jamo Williams and LaPorta to give me 15 points to win this week. Deep in the fourth quarter, they have combined for 1.5 points. “Draft Lions” they said.

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 1d

My profile pic was only temporary because it was the first thing “blue” I could think of, but considering this

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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 2d

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 2d

De-escalate fuck

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 2d

Seriously, my hero of the month is the dude in the Bernie shirt. Just a large dude telling a jerk fuck to go away. Using his size and presence to bring peace to an intersection. Big dudes that know how to desecrate and tell assholes they have no place here and to go away. True King.

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 3d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 2d

There is no way this guy didn't physically posture his kids for years before they left and went no-contact.

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 3d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 3d

Why do these hip restaurants always play music that is lyricless but always feel like the singer from the Sneaker Pimps is trying to seduce me or order two deserts

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 3d

Want to Minnesota to watch the Eagles and eat authentic Hmong food. Was recommended a spot, and it’s a lot more hip and modern than I thought

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 3d

I still try to think of thred bald men to try to get rid of my hiccups

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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 3d

A Golden Retriever in a football uniform and helmet, from the movie Air Bud: Golden Receiver

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3d

Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person

Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day

Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 3d

I bet that nice Indian lady that dolls up that cat Pyari is amazing at Dungeons and Dragons

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 4d

I hate being a hater follower from the 90’s

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 4d

I hated them for decades (because of Beavis and Butthead) but after giving them an honest shot (while I was working) I was like “…this shit rules”

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 5d

I played a Ween album on repeat for a couple hours while working on a project, and had no urge to change it. Wanted to share this with @agirlfrommars.bsky.social because I think she’d possibly appreciate it
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Ween - Push Th' Little Daisies (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Ween

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 5d

Time's Person of the Year should be Phillies Karen. Brewers Karen was identified within hours of posting, to this day people still haven't figured out where Phillies Karen works or who she even is.

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 6d

Well thanks to South Park, I am leaning towards yes.

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · Sep 9

Can Donald Trump use chopsticks?

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 6d

I like to think I’ve come a long way, from thinking all the images in “All Your Base Are Belong To Us” were real, to easily detecting when a video or picture is AI generated.

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 6d

Guy in Hocus Pocus: LISTEN TO THEM NOT!!

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 7d

Listening to the commentary for Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Did you know the Fat Bastard suit was 80 pounds, Sulphur based, and required Mike Myers to put a device on his penis to pee? Sometimes the tube got stuck in the suit and his wife had to come to the set to help him piss.

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A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 7d

lol STOP, drug cartels are NOT putting out hits on ICE.

A Somm Called SURGE @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 7d

"You know, I work on my hair a long time, and you hit it! He hits my hair!"

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 8d

“The photo is probably the worst in history. They ‘removed’ my hair and added something floating above my head — like a tiny crown. Very strange! I’ve never liked photos taken from below, but this one is just terrible and should be withdrawn,” Trump wrote

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ceej @ceej.online · 7d

I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28

that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic

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