We're about to see an uptick in people having psychosis, with the amount of "psilocybin" mushroom gummies out here. Its fake psilocybin, and its very addictive, plus its more dangerous. Do yourself a favor and do research before consuming shit.

Someone, do it again lmao

No, I wasn't looking at your tits, I got anxious looking at your eyes and instinctively looked down, while also forgetting you have tits

I'm gnashing my teeth over a man I have no chance with

rowlet gives hugs

Actually the best life advice I ever got: Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. A half-cleaned room is better than an uncleaned room. Occasionally flossing is better than never flossing. A 10-minute workout is better than no workout. When it’s all you can do to get out of bed, get out of bed.

the way captain pikachu sits on his tail

Today might be rough, so take this bird cooking tiny pastas.

“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”

i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.

vent art (2024)

You are a very clearly white - polish man. Why are you appropriating black culture???

he’s tired

ICE is now asserting it's a federal crime for bystanders to request that masked people in plain clothes show identification as they're handcuffing folks and stuffing them into unmarked vans.

I'm wearing a clashing monotone / technicolor outfit, I feel in character

Damn, ya boy really is in a celibacy era

Ughhhhhh why do I do this to myself on work nights 😩

There is nothing quite like waking up ungodly hungover with no coffee

I like how bullfrogs look like hamburgers

HOLY SHIT. TOMODACHI LIFE??