Andrew Shotland
@localseoguide.com
CEO of Local SEO Guide. Inventor of #MapMojis!
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While waiting to take off indulge me in some stock market thoughts.
In December I made a 20% return on betting that Reddit would blow out earnings. I made a whopping $300.
Unfortunately I kept half my shares which are now down like 25% over the past week.
In December I made a 20% return on betting that Reddit would blow out earnings. I made a whopping $300.
Unfortunately I kept half my shares which are now down like 25% over the past week.
February 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
While waiting to take off indulge me in some stock market thoughts.
In December I made a 20% return on betting that Reddit would blow out earnings. I made a whopping $300.
Unfortunately I kept half my shares which are now down like 25% over the past week.
In December I made a 20% return on betting that Reddit would blow out earnings. I made a whopping $300.
Unfortunately I kept half my shares which are now down like 25% over the past week.
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love to use Google Search!
January 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
love to use Google Search!
There's a blood shortage out there. Hit up your local Red Cross.
January 28, 2026 at 12:33 AM
There's a blood shortage out there. Hit up your local Red Cross.
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We salute these VA workers for honoring #AlexPretti.
As they say, "We are healthcare workers for veterans. We know what heroes look like."
youtube.com/shorts/bgCcE...
As they say, "We are healthcare workers for veterans. We know what heroes look like."
youtube.com/shorts/bgCcE...
Honoring Alex Pretti
YouTube video by Unite 4 Veterans
youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:35 PM
We salute these VA workers for honoring #AlexPretti.
As they say, "We are healthcare workers for veterans. We know what heroes look like."
youtube.com/shorts/bgCcE...
As they say, "We are healthcare workers for veterans. We know what heroes look like."
youtube.com/shorts/bgCcE...
De-ICEing rally Pleasanton, CA
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
De-ICEing rally Pleasanton, CA
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"Pete Hegseth might consider adding another task to his many duties, one that would be of immense help to the nation and to the armed forces: He should shut up."
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Pete Hegseth Should Sit This One Out
By inserting himself into the situation in Minnesota, the secretary of defense is only making things worse.
www.theatlantic.com
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 AM
"Pete Hegseth might consider adding another task to his many duties, one that would be of immense help to the nation and to the armed forces: He should shut up."
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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He approached an agent while owning a firearm. The agent rightly shot and killed him.
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
He approached an agent while owning a firearm. The agent rightly shot and killed him.
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Laying a honey trap for JD Vance.
People are definitely setting up a barricade of trash cans and this couch, in the middle of the street where ICE is.
"That's my couch," said a woman standing nearby. "It's been on my porch for four years because it won't fit up the stairs. My neighbor will be pleased it's gone now."
"That's my couch," said a woman standing nearby. "It's been on my porch for four years because it won't fit up the stairs. My neighbor will be pleased it's gone now."
January 24, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Laying a honey trap for JD Vance.
Btw check out SNL tonight. Our friends' kid's band, GEESE, is playing.
And they are going to slay.
And they are going to slay.
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Btw check out SNL tonight. Our friends' kid's band, GEESE, is playing.
And they are going to slay.
And they are going to slay.
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As Homeland Security’s siege on Minneapolis enters its third week, locals are volunteering for patrol shifts, protesting in the streets, and keeping one another up to date in group texts.
Read more from @scottmeslow.bsky.social in Minneapolis:
Read more from @scottmeslow.bsky.social in Minneapolis:
It’s worse than it looks in Minneapolis
But locals are organizing to keep each other safe from ICE agents.
www.theverge.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:01 PM
As Homeland Security’s siege on Minneapolis enters its third week, locals are volunteering for patrol shifts, protesting in the streets, and keeping one another up to date in group texts.
Read more from @scottmeslow.bsky.social in Minneapolis:
Read more from @scottmeslow.bsky.social in Minneapolis:
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If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
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Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
If you had only one song to put on a party mixtape at this very moment, what would it be?
January 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
If you had only one song to put on a party mixtape at this very moment, what would it be?
It was inevitable howmuchdoesgreenlandcost.com
How Much Does Greenland Cost?
Calculate Greenland's $2.8 trillion price in Big Macs, Bitcoin, MAGA Hats, and more. How many polar bears per dollar?
howmuchdoesgreenlandcost.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
It was inevitable howmuchdoesgreenlandcost.com
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US government killing Americans in broad daylight, kidnapping foreign leaders, threatening allied territories and dictating corporate capital returns.
But “invest in America.” 🤡
But “invest in America.” 🤡
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
US government killing Americans in broad daylight, kidnapping foreign leaders, threatening allied territories and dictating corporate capital returns.
But “invest in America.” 🤡
But “invest in America.” 🤡
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NEVER FORGET: Jan. 6 Five Years Later talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
NEVER FORGET: Jan. 6 Five Years Later
Programming note: Our first Morning Memo Live event is coming up on...
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January 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
NEVER FORGET: Jan. 6 Five Years Later talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
If you had sat in on one of my Reddit webinars in November and followed my investment advice, you would've made a lot of money
January 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
If you had sat in on one of my Reddit webinars in November and followed my investment advice, you would've made a lot of money
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Personal opinion, but what in the name of god are we *doing*?
And yeah, it's damn hard to see how this could be legal in any meaningful way
And yeah, it's damn hard to see how this could be legal in any meaningful way
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Personal opinion, but what in the name of god are we *doing*?
And yeah, it's damn hard to see how this could be legal in any meaningful way
And yeah, it's damn hard to see how this could be legal in any meaningful way
In an elevator in the SoHo Grand with Dave Chappelle. He was looking at his phone the whole time. Just before the door opened, he let out an exasperated sigh.
December 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
In an elevator in the SoHo Grand with Dave Chappelle. He was looking at his phone the whole time. Just before the door opened, he let out an exasperated sigh.
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The only year-in-review roundup you need to read.
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The only year-in-review roundup you need to read.
When you get bored with the top 10 movies of the year lists defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
When you get bored with the top 10 movies of the year lists defector.com/what-did-we-...
Xmas Tearjerker. My neighbor, Laura Steed, died when she was about 20. Shortly before she passed away, her boyfriend, Brian, married her. Tonight at Xmas mass at St Bart's, 40 years later, he remembered Laura in the program.
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Xmas Tearjerker. My neighbor, Laura Steed, died when she was about 20. Shortly before she passed away, her boyfriend, Brian, married her. Tonight at Xmas mass at St Bart's, 40 years later, he remembered Laura in the program.
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Holy crap. CBS is going to put Newsmax out of business.
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Holy crap. CBS is going to put Newsmax out of business.