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Trykker på datamaskiner om dagen, skyter på blink om kvelden. Nesten sukkerfri, men søt likevel. Deler hus, seng og hund med @ladyvoodoo.bsky.social
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bearysweet.bsky.social
The beautiful results that come from a patient and dedicated session of wildlife photography, the little critters edition.

📷🖼️🐹🐿️

#wildlife #photography #hamster #squirrel #nature
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Det er ikke mange ting jeg angrer på med å ha flyttet til nåværende bosted, men den dårlige tilgangen på god kebab er definitivt en av dem.
ingridaminda.bsky.social Ingrdi @ingridaminda.bsky.social · 20h
Ikke spist fast føde siden søndag og ikke spist noenting som helst siden kl. 10 i går formiddag, men nå er undersøkelsen over og jeg sitter ved kiosken på sjukehuset og har INHALERT tre ganske tørre og ikke veldig ferske sjokoladeboller men de smaker som manna fra himmelen og etterpå blir det KEBAB
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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brutumfulmen.bsky.social
Get a load of this. 😆
A post from ViperThreat: Worked as an on-call computer tech for about a year, and I've seen some weird shit. Plenty of Hoarders, elderly men with interesting sexual fantasies, Multimillonaire Lawyers with closets full of gay porn, etc. The weirdest one was this cool old dude who had retired and lived in a double-wide trailer in a fairly nice retirement trailer park. His house had one of those trains that traveled along the walls from room to room, occasionally poking through walls and such. The primary purpose of this train was to carry his bird (a blue macaw IIRC) around the house. From his explanation, the bird had some birth defects and had difficulty flying, so they built the train for the bird to cruise around the house on. This may not sound all that weird to you, but let me set the stage for you: You're a college student removing a stupid browser hijack from some old guy's computer. You're nearly done with the job when you hear a clacking sound and look up to see a toy train crossing your vision. Aboard the train is a decently sized bird that makes eye contact with you and says "choo choo motherfucker" before disappearing into the next room. One of the most surreal moments of my life.
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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gatorsdaily.bsky.social
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
July 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
114. 🇳🇴 Norway- Suzanne Berget, Let Slip the Beasts

Did someone say "gene-spliced ultraviolent cyberpunk"?

I ordered this one on Bookshop originally but seems to no longer be listed there. Chose a link for the less evil online bookstore option:
Let Slip the Beasts: Exciting Science Fiction!|Paperback
Beneath the streets of East Resplendent, monsters are mounting a war against their masters. Kaliope Dearborne, a customer service nobody for a pharmaceutical mega-conglomerate, wants only to escape he...
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December 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Jeg gidder ikke dele hele Spotify wrapped, men jeg kan jo si at jeg syns det er litt spesielt at ingen av de fem mest spilte låtene mine tilhører den mest spilte artisten.
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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patigallardo.bsky.social
OH: the difference between dotcom and now is that people actually liked the internet
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Random dame på butikken, til meg og @ladyvoodoo.bsky.social : "Dette høres sikkert dumt ut, men møttes dere på Twitter?"

Vi: "Eh, ja vi gjorde jo det"

Dame: "Jeg syns det var noe kjent ja, jeg var også mye på Twitter for noen år siden."

Vi aner fortsatt ikke hvem damen er.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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aleksengevik.bsky.social
I dag har jeg opplevd at en fyr brukte AI til å ta referat fra et teams møte, og 50% av innholdet stemmer ikke med hvem som snakka og hva som ble sagt.

Det er noen timer siden møtet, men kun på hukommelsen kunne jeg nå skrevet et bedre referat.

Fortell meg igjen hvordan AI er nyttig 🤦‍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Screenshot from Reddit page r/PetsWithButtons, user Pamlwell: My cat has started to use “vacuum” as a curse word. Basically the title. | gave him a “vacuum” button because the vacuum is stressful for him and I wanted to be able to clearly communicate that the vacuum was going to happen and let him know “vacuum all done.” He definitely knows what it means because when the vacuum is running he will push “vacuum” repeatedly and also add “nervous” in there too. But now he has started spamming vacuum after I tell him no, like he is using it as a curse word. For example, he will ask for “snackie” when we JUST got done with snackie and I will say “snackie all done" and then he will go spam the vacuum button. Yeah, ok bud, I hear you loud and clear that you feel "vacuum" about “snackie all done.” Or he snuck a lick from the end of my spicy curry dish (I did not authorize this, | looked away for ONE second), I could tell he regretted this (spicy), and then he went and pressed “snackie vacuum.” Yeah, ok bud, that snackie made your mouth feel “vacuum”. I don’t know what I'm asking really, just commiserating. I guess maybe he needs a "mad" button?
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Altså, reklamene i Wordfeud er så lange at motstander har lagt nytt ord før jeg har sett ferdig.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Vi må ha rushtidsprising i bomringen, folk kjører for mye bil.

Hjælp, folk tar kollektivt istedenfor bil i rushen, vi må øke prisene for å redusere antall reisende.

Gjenta fra toppen.
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Denne presentasjonen kunne vært en e-post.
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Siden jeg ikke måtte opp før 7 i dag, så våkna jeg selvsagt halv 6.
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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lurveleven.bsky.social
Kjetta må være emotional support animal for halve Drammen etterhvert
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Dette møtet kunne vært en mail!
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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cristianvlad.bsky.social
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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This is brilliant!
joonturbo.bsky.social joon @joonturbo.bsky.social · Sep 26
😇 play this please!

i worked hard on it
flantz.bsky.social Frank Lantz @flantz.bsky.social · Sep 26
We made a new game. It’s called Q-UP. It’s a coin flipping eSport. There’s a free demo! store.steampowered.com/app/3730790/...
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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mareargent.bsky.social
Jeg har delt på FB, men jeg deler her også, for her har jeg kanskje litt større rekkevidde enn på FB.

DalaMakers makerspace vil veldig gjerne ha flere medlemmer.
Les mer om Makerspacet her: www.dalamakers.no/index.html

Det finnes også en FB side: www.facebook.com/MakerspaceBr...
DalaMakers - Makerspace i Brumunddal | 3D-printing, Laserkutter & Verksted
DalaMakers er et kreativt makerspace og verksted i Brumunddal for alle. Utforsk våre fasiliteter med 3D-printere, laserkutter, CNC, elektronikk-lab og tradisjonelt verksted. Bli med i vårt skaperfelle...
www.dalamakers.no
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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amstray.bsky.social
I tillegg til all arbeidstiden som går bort til å finne ut hvordan man kan slå av KI-funksjoner som plutselig dukker opp automatisk i alle program man bruker hyppig.
November 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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ladyvoodoo.bsky.social
Har feiret førtiårsdag med en kake som var svært så on brand for bursdagsbarnet. Så hurra for meg!
En bamseformet sjokoladekake med smørkremglasur som pels og lysebrun marsipan og sjokolade som poter, nese, øyne og ører. På midten er det et marsipanskilt med teksten "Linda 40 år".
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Gidder noen spandere en varmepumpe på Jafs Lunde? Det er utetemperatur inne her! Da vi sa vi skulle spise ute i dag, mente vi det ikke bokstavelig!
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Altså, hvilke psykopater er det som legger på lyd som skal etterligne at man blar i en fysisk katalog, når man ser i en pdf på nett?
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM