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Liz Keye

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · Aug 12

I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the rich internal landscape

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 15h

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

They should provide shots of vodka at Specsavers to help with your confidence

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

Streaming a tenth in ur honour. My mum will be annoyed because she was listening to Alexa in her kitchen but come on mither there's such a thing as too much Teddy Swims

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Robb Grimm @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 7d

It's weird that there are no professional pro teams called The Horses. They use made up slang terms like Bronco or Mustang, but they will never just be honest and call them what they are: Horses.
I would root for The Horses no matter how many fires they started or cars they kicked.
@mlb @nhl

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

Based ass meet virginia medical pizza delivery system chugga chugga choo choo bitch HELL YEAH!!!

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

Tremendous lol

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

Good luck special person may medicine bring her swiftly to the health that she deserves

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 1d

No no no no no no!!!!

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 2d

Study clearly funded by the cookie industry

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 2d

Psychological psyop mind bomb - I gave it a go now I'm sat here with my eyes crossed

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 2d

Humanly Possible would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 4d

Hope things feel more solid soon, take it easy babes

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 4d

It's when they say they rot your brain and you're sitting there with a jet engine roaring in your skull like sure man if you say so

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 4d

Quite right, I sometimes get weird fainty stuff too btw it's very embarrassing

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 4d

Bots?

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 4d

Beautiful wee beast. Worth keeping an eye out for.

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 5d

Poorly optimised ceramic whale listing on eBay

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 5d

Look at this whale on vinted

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 5d

Never thought I'd be the kind of cunt to say this but royal crown derby have some banging figurines right now. Look at that!!!

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 5d

"You look a fucking state" yes a sheep would say that sort of thing I expect

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 5d

Occasionally, yes

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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 6d

it's a common misconception that jane goodall was a militant flat-earther, most of the quotes attributed to her on the subject were actually translations of ape philosophies

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Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 7d

They should invent a long wire coming out your body that plugs into the bottom of your phone and explains things

Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social · 7d

You're gonna be so pro