just saw an AI ad for rehydrated food. feeling like god wants us to do something really bad to data centers

progressive candidate in the prime of his life tapped into this political moment: we should do nuremberg trials for ICE and their enablers to stomp out fascism forever

The Democrats [digging around in the couch cushions]: anyone got an octogenarian we can recruit for one last job

Nobody wants it as a story but I have multiple NYPD sources who voted for Mamdani, are eager for his win in November, and who say their colleagues quietly feel the same.

They like that he wants NYPD to focus on crime, not quality of life enforcement.

please god can we make a trade

landlord turned the heat on

need a better way to ask for someone’s letterboxd than saying “drop that box”

convert your local pronoun denying loser into disrespecting AI instead of real human people

good on SAG for saying "it". all the trades using "she" was such a deliberate, sinister choice. like can we at least pretend to hold the line as a species

the NJ gubernatorial race is heating up. the government is shut down. i'm mooching rides because i don't have a car. my high school best friend and i are seeing lorde tonight. it's 2013 and we're going to live forever

Dude if the Democratic Party has a place for anti-trans and anti-abortion candidates then I’m not a democrat and I won’t vote for one

I don’t know what to tell you man, there’s already a political party who believes these things

It’s not a “big tent” to have zero fixed values in pursuit of power

boyfriend (i’m as surprised as you are) caught me writing this in my notes app

Your Mandatory Pregnancy Hurts Extra Now

currently at record-high search interest for canceling disney plus. pulling kimmel is a bigger deal to the company's bottom line than any of the "woke" scandals of the past 5 years. i think news & entertainment corp execs need put more work into understanding their audience, & get off twitter

when the ferry hits another boat’s wake and goes bounce bounce bounce and everybody smiles at each other and laughs a little like we’re on a rollercoaster ……. folks, this is what it’s all about

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

need you all to know my friend and colleague charlie is so effortlessly charming he was SCOUTED for this pic. literally watched a press person headhunt him and pitch the idea. i was just along for the ride

hate how good it feels to read & share this very good piece on the internet

I wrote about "Obeying In Advance" and phone addiction and how at some point we have to look at the number of mass shooters that view violence as an extension of shitposting and ask "Are we, as a species, incapable of surviving extended exposure to the internet?"

jersey city looks like nowhere else in the world. if i were concussed and drugged and driven around in the trunk of a van for days and then dumped out into the street i’d immediately be like Yeah this is jersey city

i know no one watched it, but hillbilly elegy ends with jd vance abandoning his strung out mom in a random motel room so he can make a job interview lmao

my whole life i’ve been like why is everyone born in april… do everyone’s parents just go feral at the end of summer???

CUT TO the labor day after i turn 30 — everyone i’ve ever met is pregnant

Four days away from the NYC Labor Day Parade! Join our march to protect free speech this Saturday, Sept. 6 – RSVP: wgaea.st/ldp-2025

my sister and her college roommates have been having movie night almost every night since they moved in 🥹 don’t believe the “kids don’t watch movies” doomer talk the demand for film as a community builder is alive and well ❤️❤️❤️❤️